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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Abe dead so what

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Soapy_Bumslap
Jun 19, 2013

We're gonna need a bigger chode
Grimey Drawer
Abe slams the keyboard and alt-f4's out of his Rust session after getting suckered by a door camper with a lvl 1 workbench

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

dril didn't tweet that you rubes

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

i dunno. he wanted to kill a religious leader who wasn't there and he might've or might not have known he was going to be there but he wasn't so he shot the ex-prime minister instead? okay sure whatever

you're already there, got your gun and everything. might as well assassinate someone, otherwise you just come off looking like an rear end in a top hat.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





How many political assassinations at this level (head of state, stable democracy) have occurred in the last 50 years?

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

3/3 from 10 years ago goddamn

Correctly predicting the UK being run by dunces is hardly noteworthy.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Leon Sumbitches posted:

How many political assassinations at this level (head of state, stable democracy) have occurred in the last 50 years?

Seems like there were quite a few in the 70s/80s

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_assassinated_and_executed_heads_of_state_and_government

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Leon Sumbitches posted:

How many political assassinations at this level (head of state, stable democracy) have occurred in the last 50 years?

palme and rabin at least

the white hand
Nov 12, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
ah I forgot about benazir bhutto

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Indira Gandhi as well

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1545254534720749571?s=20&t=5tNy4O80sA5G6V7aBDY18w

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
America killed dozens of democratically elected leaders

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Leon Sumbitches posted:

stable democracy

:thunk:

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

:china:

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007


jfc, I wasn’t aware that the MEK freaks managed to take out both the president and prime minister of iran with a single suitcase bomb in 1981 :stare:

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Leon Sumbitches posted:

How many political assassinations at this level (head of state, stable democracy) have occurred in the last 50 years?

Patrice Lumumba but that was little more than 50.

the white hand
Nov 12, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Al-Saqr posted:

America killed dozens of democratically elected leaders

foes of the liberal world order

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Al-Saqr posted:

America killed dozens of democratically elected leaders

he wasnt asking about shithole countries

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
more like in on it

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

dicks in for abe

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬

Turtle Watch posted:

Some of y’all still don’t get it. You can use multiple slugs on a single Abe.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Zodium posted:

dril didn't tweet that you rubes

Yeah who could have foreseen Britain having terrible leadership. Defies imagination

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Zodium posted:

dril didn't tweet that you rubes

lmao, finally

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1545398792588890113

lol yashar doing some china silliness on the LT

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1545398792588890113

lol yashar doing some china silliness on the LT

havana syndrome rays turn you into the manchurian candidate

nigel thornberry
Jul 29, 2013

various news outlets reporting that the shooter had an online alias: “captain acab”

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1545398792588890113

lol yashar doing some china silliness on the LT

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

gradenko_2000 posted:

Indira Gandhi as well

Many political assassinations in South Asia, Indira and her son (killed by separatist). Also the original Gandhi (no relation to the ING Gandhi family) A few in Pakistan, plus mysterious plane crash.

Also dictator in South Korea got killed by his spy head. Just want to mention it because S Korea leaders always had weird and dramatic way of exit power.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
This angle is really clear

https://twitter.com/JISOT1968/status/1545389960760803328?s=20&t=a_4LfDJb55KuQWvWO-tJXA

I think the 1st shot didn't hit him at all. And then the guard rushed over to raise the briefcase shield was about 1 second too slow.

https://twitter.com/RandomCassette/status/1545305178009587712?s=20&t=a_4LfDJb55KuQWvWO-tJXA

There was so much smoke from the 1st shot the shooter was lucky to get the 2nd shot.

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https://twitter.com/narendramodi/status/1545336004411678720?s=20&t=a_4LfDJb55KuQWvWO-tJXA
Also a bit random Modi?

stephenthinkpad has issued a correction as of 15:05 on Jul 8, 2022

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

genericnick posted:

lmao, finally


:nsavince:

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

stephenthinkpad posted:

This angle is really clear

https://twitter.com/JISOT1968/status/1545389960760803328?s=20&t=a_4LfDJb55KuQWvWO-tJXA

I think the 1st shot didn't hit him at all. And then the guard rushed over to raise the briefcase shield was about 1 second too slow.

https://twitter.com/RandomCassette/status/1545305178009587712?s=20&t=a_4LfDJb55KuQWvWO-tJXA

There was so much smoke from the 1st shot the shooter was lucky to get the 2nd shot.

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https://twitter.com/narendramodi/status/1545336004411678720?s=20&t=a_4LfDJb55KuQWvWO-tJXA
Also a bit random Modi?
goddamn

Tankbuster
Oct 1, 2021


smh, didn't even do the lime scunt taunt.

stephenthinkpad posted:

Also a bit random Modi?

Nothing random about it. Dude's been on a "I am going to surpass nehru and become a bigger statesman" schtick for a while. He did the same thing when that UAE royal died.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012


I see his backup plan was sneezing on him

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

genericnick posted:

I see his backup plan was sneezing on him

gently caress that dicknosing piece of poo poo. I hope he caught COVID. what if he kills someone cause of his lack of source control?

Tankbuster
Oct 1, 2021
https://twitter.com/RecceGen/status/1545383575436099586

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Tankbuster posted:



smh, didn't even do the lime scunt taunt.

Nothing random about it. Dude's been on a "I am going to surpass nehru and become a bigger statesman" schtick for a while. He did the same thing when that UAE royal died.

political assassinations are one thing but dicknosing the mask is going too far

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
brace yourself for redbaiting

https://twitter.com/jaunnewsusa/status/1545392224430604291

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Tuxedo Gin posted:

You can't really trust quotes that come out of interrogation in Japan. Notice how all the articles about assaults and weird pervert poo poo always have the same exact explanations? 'I did it to relive stress.' 'I did it because it gave me a thrill'. Japanese interrogation is all about feeding an explanation and grinding the suspect down until they say 'yes'. So the police say, "You've been stressed at your job and you did this to relieve stress, right?" the tired suspect says "yes" and then the news article says 'The suspect is quoted as saying he did it to relieve stress'.

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Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Turtle Watch posted:

Some of y’all still don’t get it. You can use multiple slugs on a single Abe.

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