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fsif posted:Man I really want to find that clip about him saying that the best athlete of all time was Jesus but I think it's in the middle of a 42-minute long YouTube. Minute 25 of the 48 minute video is him saying Jesus on the cross was the greatest game ever played. Another funny part of that video is him describing his natural reaction to someone arguing that Brady is an average quarterback. “Let me introduce you to my friend, right fist,” he says, while raising his left fist. E: also him talking about how “bad” the food in Austria is and desperately going to KFC. King Hong Kong fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Jul 9, 2022 |
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King Hong Kong posted:Minute 25 of the 48 minute video is him saying Jesus on the cross was the greatest game ever played. This thread definitely took a dark turn after such humourous beginnings.
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But Jesus lost that game. Him coming back after doesn’t change that
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Given that two criminals were crucified with him the devil lost 3-0 lead in the Finals
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I'd like to see Jesus tackle Derrick Henry one on one
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Jesus could turn a Derrick Henry into an infinite number of Derrick Henrys who could then tackle the original Derrick Henry, who would thus be fatally outnumbered by a horde of equivalent Derrick Henrys
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Play posted:Jesus could turn a Derrick Henry into an infinite number of Derrick Henrys who could then tackle the original Derrick Henry, who would thus be fatally outnumbered by a horde of equivalent Derrick Henrys  The science checks out.
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Whoa whoa whoa, science? Sounds like you need to spend some quality time at Easterby Reeducation Camp for Wayward Youth, my brother in Christ.
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I remember reading everyone was shocked Jesus was on the IR-Designated to Return list but he had that gawd in him
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Cool Post Beg posted:I remember reading everyone was shocked Jesus was on the IR-Designated to Return list but he had that gawd in him In many ways, prayer was the original deer antler spray.
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Can't believe Belichick listed JC as Doubtful with stigmata and then of course he "spiritually" recovers just in time for GameDay.
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Cool Post Beg posted:I remember reading everyone was shocked Jesus was on the IR-Designated to Return list but he had that gawd in him I imagine this is what that HS coach said to the team before that forced/whatever prayer
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pasaluki posted:Can't believe Belichick listed JC as Doubtful with stigmata and then of course he "spiritually" recovers just in time for GameDay. Jesus randomly showed up for a couple of games later that season where it looked like he could pass through opposing defenses like nothing but then was absent for most of the season until he announced he was retiring for religious reasons.
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Is Watson suspended yet? *check notes* Nope. Well done NFL.
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Yeah wasn't that supposed to be last Thursday or something
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No, their post-whatever briefs for both sides are due today. Then the judge sits on it for however long she pleases.
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How was the NFL able to suspend Ridley indefinitely with no fuss while the Watson thing is still going on?
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:How was the NFL able to suspend Ridley indefinitely with no fuss while the Watson thing is still going on?
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Racism? I thought it was fear of any form of gambling even fantasy stuff
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They seem to have Ridley dead to rights for gambling whereas Watson's poo poo is all still up in the air legally. Ridley demonstrably violated league rules that they have full control as judge/jury/executioner over, whereas Watson may or may not ( ) have done anything to, uh, 24 women and counting. Also Ridley isn't the face of a franchise the way a star QB is (even if he is arguably the best player on the Falcons at the moment besides Pitts lol), and there's a ton more money and PR on the line with Watson, though they won't say that part out loud.It's ridiculous of course and makes the league look like utter clowns but their reasoning probably goes along those lines
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Android Apocalypse posted:Easy. Racism > Sexual Assault in the eyes of the NFL. Lol what
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Intruder posted:Racism? I thought it was fear of any form of gambling even fantasy stuff This suspension Sponsored by DraftKings the official Sportsbook of the nfl!
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Ok I was thinking Riley Cooper which in retrospect is a hell of a flub on my part. 
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Intruder posted:Racism? I thought it was fear of any form of gambling even fantasy stuff Remember when the NFL had a meltdown about Romo's fantasy football convention in Vegas? good times Docjowles posted:They seem to have Ridley dead to rights for gambling whereas Watson's poo poo is all still up in the air legally. Ridley demonstrably violated league rules that they have full control as judge/jury/executioner over, whereas Watson may or may not ( It seems to me Watson is just as dead to rights as Ridley was, but ianal
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Elephanthead posted:This suspension Sponsored by DraftKings the official Sportsbook of the nfl! How long will Watson's suspension be? Put your bet up on Draft Kings!
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Remember when the NFL had a meltdown about Romo's fantasy football convention in Vegas? good times They cancelled that convention https://twitter.com/tonyromo/status/607034185132478464?s=20&t=NQJLVHrn833TVG_UWrTHAw
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https://twitter.com/JennyVrentas/status/1547990674653401088 https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1547991313328418817
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Jul 15, 2022 18:09
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Texans paid out immediately haha. They definitely did not want that poo poo going to discovery. They actively aided Watson’s behavior.
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GUILTY AS gently caress
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Wonder what the payout was to get it done so quickly.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Wonder what the payout was to get it done so quickly. hope they all got 7 figures, the team can afford it. set these ladies up.
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Cal, Hannah and Janice McNair posted:"We were shocked and deeply saddened when we first learned of the allegations against our then franchise quarterback in March 2021," Texans owners Janice McNair, Hannah and Cal McNair said in a statement Friday. "Although our organization did not have any knowledge of Deshaun Watson's alleged misconduct, we have intentionally chosen to resolve this matter amicably. This is not an admission of any wrongdoing, but instead a clear stand against any form of sexual assault and misconduct. Fuckin boooooooooo
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lol Josina https://twitter.com/JosinaAnderson/status/1548043560267591686
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I don’t believe the McNairs for a moment when the Texans provided a location and NDA for him to use.
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Intruder posted:Isn't she also the one who uncritically believes Deshaun Yes
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We paid a bazillion dollars to these women out of the blue not because we did anything wrong, but because we just hate sexual assault that much. Wait, what’s that? We have never done anything for women before and will never again after this either? Weird. We did mention noted woman Hannah McNair in our press release, right? Why aren’t you taking us seriously?
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Docjowles posted:We paid a bazillion dollars to these women out of the blue not because we did anything wrong, but because we just hate sexual assault that much. Wait, what’s that? We have never done anything for women before and will never again after this either? Weird. We did mention noted woman Hannah McNair in our press release, right? Why aren’t you taking us seriously? Exactly.
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That’s face saving sop so the McNairs will still be welcome in Houston’s social scene. The heat Cal was taking at the country club and golf course must have got to him. “See what we did for these peasant women? We care. We’re respectable. Please attend our fundraisers!” 
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