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Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

Songbearer posted:

Don't. It'd be like punching while in a dream. Just this wobbly mass of weepy gel, flopping and sobbing around your fists, never feeling any real impact as it oozes under a nearby rock for a post conflict trauma coma


you will then be at the mercy of the villainous br'er fox, a position no one should wish for

Deep Glove Bruno fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Jul 10, 2022

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Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

This wish was granted by Former DILF
https://twitter.com/KennethLogins/status/1545854423649452032?t=ofA4mQcGZuEr3n93GFJyfQ&s=19

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



https://mobile.twitter.com/KaiserNeko/status/1545973250513043459

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

I’ve been getting a lot of ads for some kind of Ben Shapiro media thing featuring jorp. Is it possible he did this twitter thing deliberately to get attention for whatever it is? If so, it would be about as well thought out as anything else he’s done.

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013

lol

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Peterson mentioned being post coital while jabbering about this holy lol

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Oh god who could even perform in sexual congress while he speaks his horrible opinions.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Shageletic posted:

Peterson mentioned being post coital while jabbering about this holy lol

Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


StashAugustine posted:

Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.

:vince:

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021
If anyone has access to Dalle2, I want to see what "woke moralists" look like, as well as what it spits out for the entire phrase.

StashAugustine posted:

Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
Is he saying this with tears or pre-tears?

On the topic of Jorp's sex life,

quote:

Although benzodiazepines are one of the most utilized group of medications all over the world - and for more than 35 years - few studies have addressed their sexual effects. Case reports describe: diminishment in libido, difficulties in erection, retarded ejaculation and anorgasmia. One study with alprazolam, with sexual questionnaires, detected: diminishment in libido (47%), difficulties in erection (44%) and anorgasmia (16%). In a retrospective study, 42.9% of 42 patients treated with clonazepam complained of significant sexual dysfunction, especially difficulties in erection. Evidence from these studies and data from the Anxiety and Depression Research Program of the Institute of Psychiatry of U.F.R.J suggest that the dose and potency of different benzodiazepines influence the frequency, intensity and type of sexual effect. High doses of high potency benzodiazepines (e.g. 4 - 10 mg/day of alprazolam or 4 - 6 mg/day of clonazepam) are associated with a higher occurrence of sexual dysfunction.

Our man is pushing rope.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

https://twitter.com/JacobDJAtkinson/status/1545238279364263937

this one is probably the best so far


holy poo poo...:lmao:

did they get one or both of the original voice actors?

obithrawn
Apr 22, 2003


that one is my favorite because it displays how jorp's voice is more cartoonishly evil than skeletor.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Mr Interweb posted:

this one is probably the best so far

holy poo poo...:lmao:

did they get one or both of the original voice actors?

I think they're just doing really good impressions.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Quote-Unquote posted:

I think they're just doing really good impressions.

the guy who did he-man's voice was especially near deadass PERFECT.

moonmazed
Dec 27, 2021

by VideoGames

PITY BONER posted:

If anyone has access to Dalle2, I want to see what "woke moralists" look like, as well as what it spits out for the entire phrase.

Is he saying this with tears or pre-tears?

On the topic of Jorp's sex life,

Our man is pushing rope.

retarded ejaculation, you say

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
I've actually been working on a phil paper that will likely never be published or even finished if I lose interest (I'm just doing this out of spite for someone who said I couldn't), about sort of what the key differences between ethics and morals are, as the two concepts obviously overlap. And it could just be sort of be nit picky linguistic stuff.

But I keep coming back to the idea that ethics are bottom up, and morals are top down.

From ethics you can build from the ground up from the most basic thing being happiness and not being in pain is nice, then build further frameworks from that base. And like, you can even reduce a lot of it to logic math stuff.

But morals seems to come top down, it's that something is right because someone else said it's right, and I choose to believe that because I couldn't make my own ethics, I had to be told what to do.

So other then the obvious "he's a brain damaged greedy charlatan" aspect, how the gently caress do you call yourself a non-ideological moralist? Even if you make your own cult and aren't just doing your interpretation of Christianity, you are still an ideologue even in that case.

Angry at bad philosophy.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Mark Hamill seems always up for doing his voices to mock Trump and Jorp so I believe the Skeletor thing is real to me damnit.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You seem like a learned person so I'll ask: is Jorp's interpretations of popular Christianity as reductive as they seem to an outsider like me? I can't imagine his horseshit about chaos maps to the values Mr. Jesus .m Christ preached about.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



The Butcher posted:

So other then the obvious "he's a brain damaged greedy charlatan" aspect, how the gently caress do you call yourself a non-ideological moralist? Even if you make your own cult and aren't just doing your interpretation of Christianity, you are still an ideologue even in that case.
When Jorp talks of ideology he's talking about things like communism, socialism, capitalism, feminism. He does not include himself because he doesn't think of himself as any of those - he is simply an agent of truth and order, and the order is the status quo and the truth is that it exists. He does not perceive the status quo as having an ideological bent, because it is simply the way things are - ideology for him is the attempt to change the status quo.
He is a goldfish proudly declaring water does not exist.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

By popular demand posted:

You seem like a learned person so I'll ask: is Jorp's interpretations of popular Christianity as reductive as they seem to an outsider like me? I can't imagine his horseshit about chaos maps to the values Mr. Jesus .m Christ preached about.

I'm dumb as poo poo, don't listen to anything I say. I'm posting on SA.

That said, from the theological view, Christianity, and probably most religions has always been a pick and choose your own thing through the various iterations and versions, usually to benefit the person making the new version or their own interpretation.

Jorps is just blatantly dumb and lazy as gently caress all for his own gain of taking advantage of the young and or dumb Joe Rogan fan types, which really annoys me.

Like make your own sect if you want and stick to your interpretation, but the constant moving the goalposts thing and making no sense by just throwing words out to try to bamboozle and wearing a professor costume just really rubs me wrong.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




https://twitter.com/thebadstats/status/1546327407417704449

Alhazred fucked around with this message at 11:00 on Jul 11, 2022

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
(kermit voice) you woke moralists are too steeped in marxistist ideology to have any concept of the homo-dollar

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
So has Jorpo cancelled any of us yet?

moonmazed
Dec 27, 2021

by VideoGames
morals are why you do something, ethics are why you don't do it

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

moonmazed posted:

morals are why you do something, ethics are why you don't do it

^ it is a shock for medical ethicisists to learn they've been medical moralists all this time

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Who What Now posted:

So has Jorpo cancelled any of us yet?

i was going to volunteer to be cancelled first but i couldnt find him on twitter

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



not doing a thing is not the inverse of doing a thing. it is simply doing a different thing.

Nice Tuckpointing!
Nov 3, 2005

He keeps on argle-bargling over how horrible society has become, but the society he seems to advocate for would be a cheerless, gray, painful, smelly, uncreative and boring nightmare. No wonder he feels so connected to it.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I fully support giving Jorp his own undersea fiefdom where he can hilariously fail at creating the perfect society.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

By popular demand posted:

I fully support giving Jorp his own undersea fiefdom where he can hilariously fail at creating the perfect society.

"Would you bloody...."

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The best part is that he's definitely self deluded enough to believe he can do it all by himself.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

My love of He-Man and Skeletor had me listen to the benzo bozo's bit and now I'm saddened. Did he really say "butchered" wrt Elliot's surgery?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Yup, he really went all in there accusing the doctors of Nazi warcrime medicine and personal fascist ideology.

And I'm happy he did, this is the sort of stuff you can't take back and still claim to be an intellectual. Now he's naked.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

By popular demand posted:

Yup, he really went all in there accusing the doctors of Nazi warcrime medicine and personal fascist ideology.

And I'm happy he did, this is the sort of stuff you can't take back and still claim to be an intellectual. Now he's naked.

I shudder at the thought.

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006



I will never unsee that mental image! Up yours, woke moralists! :argh:

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
Haha he's doing the classic "I just learned about this thing so I assume nobody else knew about it either." thing that trump was famous for.

Yes you loving dipshit we know about the Holodomor. I've seen your conservative buddies downplay it constantly as an accident of logistics and not the purposeful extermination of ukrainians.

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme

By popular demand posted:

I fully support giving Jorp his own undersea fiefdom where he can hilariously fail at creating the perfect society.
Where people inject themselves with lobster genes to improve their posture

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

By popular demand posted:

Now he's naked.

You think his pubes are as soft as his grandma's?

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


https://twitter.com/thebadstats/status/1546327407417704449?s=20&t=XX0iTHd3P6ajVqFv4Oq4iA

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Blotto_Otter
Aug 16, 2013


jordan Peterson is back: in frog form

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1546546461483143168

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