UKMT Summer 2022 - The Pipes, The Pipes Are Empty

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Gorn Myson: Aug 8, 2007

cinci zoo sniper posted:

I�m pleased to invite Night Tories, and all other interested persons, to apply for your next UKMT gang tag.

To receive it, you must reply to this post with a scene from the Thick of It, by the end of the 11th of July, British Summer Time. Unoriginal show content submissions won�t be eligible.

Also, please specify how you want to have it, e.g., your gang tags in a scroll bar, a specific tag replaced, your title or avatar removed, with a pint (though I can�t really help you with that one), or something else.

If you don�t know where to get your bite of the Thick of It, you could definitely do worse than by looking at https://twitter.com/oocthickofit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyKUVWLeMaA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pntm3gvJ_60

"the foundations are built on only what I can describe as a solid bed of cunts"
"six toed, born to rule pony fuckers"

I'll take the "unoriginal show content submissions" bullet for the thread because those two scenes are the most memorable ones I can remember from the finale and tbh I think every regular would enjoy re-watching them.

TTOI still holds up, even though its material has dated. Its pretty funny that one of those clips involves a brutal attack on the Lib Dems and then the guy who wrote it became one of their supporters.

cinci zoo sniper posted:

The limit is 3 rows of gang tags, yours are safe.

Giving you permission to delete my Wild Cards and Pissflaps tags. Plz.

# ? Jul 11, 2022 09:00

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# ? May 23, 2024 12:59

stev: Jan 22, 2013; Please be excited.

cinci zoo sniper posted:

I’m pleased to invite Night Tories, and all other interested persons, to apply for your next UKMT gang tag.

To receive it, you must reply to this post with a scene from the Thick of It, by the end of the 11th of July, British Summer Time. Unoriginal show content submissions won’t be eligible.

Also, please specify how you want to have it, e.g., your gang tags in a scroll bar, a specific tag replaced, your title or avatar removed, with a pint (though I can’t really help you with that one), or something else.

If you don’t know where to get your bite of the Thick of It, you could definitely do worse than by looking at https://twitter.com/oocthickofit

https://twitter.com/OOCThickOfIt/status/1522146069207035907?t=HU7IQKdtKXMcjAoLxqb2_w&s=19

90% of Tories this week.

Boot out Flaps for this one please.

# ? Jul 11, 2022 09:14

jiggerypokery: Feb 1, 2012; ...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

cinci zoo sniper posted:

I’m pleased to invite Night Tories, and all other interested persons, to apply for your next UKMT gang tag.

To receive it, you must reply to this post with a scene from the Thick of It, by the end of the 11th of July, British Summer Time. Unoriginal show content submissions won’t be eligible.

Also, please specify how you want to have it, e.g., your gang tags in a scroll bar, a specific tag replaced, your title or avatar removed, with a pint (though I can’t really help you with that one), or something else.

If you don’t know where to get your bite of the Thick of It, you could definitely do worse than by looking at https://twitter.com/oocthickofit

The foundations are built on a solid bed of cunts.

I'll just have the scroll bar please!

# ? Jul 11, 2022 09:17

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

cinci zoo sniper posted:

I�m pleased to invite Night Tories, and all other interested persons, to apply for your next UKMT gang tag.

To receive it, you must reply to this post with a scene from the Thick of It, by the end of the 11th of July, British Summer Time. Unoriginal show content submissions won�t be eligible.

Also, please specify how you want to have it, e.g., your gang tags in a scroll bar, a specific tag replaced, your title or avatar removed, with a pint (though I can�t really help you with that one), or something else.

If you don�t know where to get your bite of the Thick of It, you could definitely do worse than by looking at https://twitter.com/oocthickofit

https://twitter.com/OOCThickOfIt/status/1544774461144039425

Please replace my taser balls tag with this one

# ? Jul 11, 2022 09:18

piano chimp: Feb 2, 2008; ye

cinci zoo sniper posted:

I�m pleased to invite Night Tories, and all other interested persons, to apply for your next UKMT gang tag.

To receive it, you must reply to this post with a scene from the Thick of It, by the end of the 11th of July, British Summer Time. Unoriginal show content submissions won�t be eligible.

Also, please specify how you want to have it, e.g., your gang tags in a scroll bar, a specific tag replaced, your title or avatar removed, with a pint (though I can�t really help you with that one), or something else.

If you don�t know where to get your bite of the Thick of It, you could definitely do worse than by looking at https://twitter.com/oocthickofit

Dedicated to every person in the current cabinet:

Please could I have it below my current tag in a scroll bar or replace my title?

# ? Jul 11, 2022 09:26

Miftan: Mar 31, 2012; Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

cinci zoo sniper posted:

I�m pleased to invite Night Tories, and all other interested persons, to apply for your next UKMT gang tag.

To receive it, you must reply to this post with a scene from the Thick of It, by the end of the 11th of July, British Summer Time. Unoriginal show content submissions won�t be eligible.

Also, please specify how you want to have it, e.g., your gang tags in a scroll bar, a specific tag replaced, your title or avatar removed, with a pint (though I can�t really help you with that one), or something else.

If you don�t know where to get your bite of the Thick of It, you could definitely do worse than by looking at https://twitter.com/oocthickofit

Guavanaut posted:

Also obligatory Not the Thick of It:

(under my current av, please)

# ? Jul 11, 2022 09:28

Mebh: May 10, 2010

cinci zoo sniper posted:

I’m pleased to invite Night Tories, and all other interested persons, to apply for your next UKMT gang tag.

To receive it, you must reply to this post with a scene from the Thick of It, by the end of the 11th of July, British Summer Time. Unoriginal show content submissions won’t be eligible.

Also, please specify how you want to have it, e.g., your gang tags in a scroll bar, a specific tag replaced, your title or avatar removed, with a pint (though I can’t really help you with that one), or something else.

If you don’t know where to get your bite of the Thick of It, you could definitely do worse than by looking at https://twitter.com/oocthickofit

How I feel every time I open the news.

I'd like it under my avatar please!

# ? Jul 11, 2022 09:42

Flayer: Sep 13, 2003; by Fluffdaddy; Buglord

cinci zoo sniper posted:

Every time some new oval office throws their hat in the ring.

Please just replace this useless biden tag thanks!

# ? Jul 11, 2022 09:46

Zalakwe: Jun 4, 2007; Likes Cake, Hates Hamsters

Miftan posted:

(under my current av, please)

Stack it up under the jam man, he'll still be driving Tories nuts in 20 years.

Zalakwe fucked around with this message at 14:14 on Jul 11, 2022

# ? Jul 11, 2022 09:47

keep punching joe: Jan 22, 2006; Die Satan!

cinci zoo sniper posted:

I’m pleased to invite Night Tories, and all other interested persons, to apply for your next UKMT gang tag.

To receive it, you must reply to this post with a scene from the Thick of It, by the end of the 11th of July, British Summer Time. Unoriginal show content submissions won’t be eligible.

Also, please specify how you want to have it, e.g., your gang tags in a scroll bar, a specific tag replaced, your title or avatar removed, with a pint (though I can’t really help you with that one), or something else.

If you don’t know where to get your bite of the Thick of It, you could definitely do worse than by looking at https://twitter.com/oocthickofit

Don't want a gang tag just want to post this gif.

# ? Jul 11, 2022 09:50

Surprise T Rex: Apr 9, 2008; Dinosaur Gum

Yeah, let's go for it. Under av please.

https://twitter.com/OOCThickOfIt/status/1513904554177409027

# ? Jul 11, 2022 09:55

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

fuctifino posted:

And not sure if I mentioned it in this thread, but His Bowship crossed the rainbow bridge a coupe of weeks ago. I miss that little bugger so much

You didn't. Sorry to hear it. He was pretty old, wasn't he?

# ? Jul 11, 2022 10:00

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

Miftan posted:

(under my current av, please)

# ? Jul 11, 2022 10:00

Failed Imagineer: Sep 22, 2018

fuctifino posted:

I'd like the gangtag under my avatar please.
And not sure if I mentioned it in this thread, but His Bowship crossed the rainbow bridge a coupe of weeks ago. I miss that little bugger so much

Really sorry to hear that man. I'll give my little idiot some scritches now in his memory

# ? Jul 11, 2022 10:05

sinky: Feb 22, 2011; Slippery Tilde

cinci zoo sniper posted:

Can you replace the pissflaps tag, thanks.

# ? Jul 11, 2022 10:11

Samael: Oct 16, 2012

Yes please! Under AV, ta.

https://twitter.com/OOCThickOfIt/status/1544377557512032256?s=20&t=J9G5LbYOXs4PswtSfZTEBQ

# ? Jul 11, 2022 10:32

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Gorn Myson posted:

I'll take the "unoriginal show content submissions" bullet for the thread because those two scenes are the most memorable ones I can remember from the finale and tbh I think every regular would enjoy re-watching them.

�Unoriginal� was meant merely as in �don�t post a bit someone else just did�.

Gorn Myson posted:

Giving you permission to delete my Wild Cards and Pissflaps tags. Plz.

To be clear, you can have even 50 in a scrolling marquee. That�s entirely up to you how to arrange them.

cinci zoo sniper fucked around with this message at 10:55 on Jul 11, 2022

# ? Jul 11, 2022 10:52

Amphigory: Feb 6, 2005

cinci zoo sniper posted:

I’m pleased to invite Night Tories, and all other interested persons, to apply for your next UKMT gang tag.

To receive it, you must reply to this post with a scene from the Thick of It, by the end of the 11th of July, British Summer Time. Unoriginal show content submissions won’t be eligible.

Also, please specify how you want to have it, e.g., your gang tags in a scroll bar, a specific tag replaced, your title or avatar removed, with a pint (though I can’t really help you with that one), or something else.

If you don’t know where to get your bite of the Thick of It, you could definitely do worse than by looking at https://twitter.com/oocthickofit

UKMT lurker chiming in

Under the current AV and gang tag, please

https://twitter.com/OOCThickOfIt/status/1545019434317791233?s=20&t=G-B-h5zAZSoR1LQt4qtGWQ

# ? Jul 11, 2022 10:58

Camrath: Mar 19, 2004; The UKMT Fudge Baron

cinci zoo sniper posted:

I�m pleased to invite Night Tories, and all other interested persons, to apply for your next UKMT gang tag.

To receive it, you must reply to this post with a scene from the Thick of It, by the end of the 11th of July, British Summer Time. Unoriginal show content submissions won�t be eligible.

Also, please specify how you want to have it, e.g., your gang tags in a scroll bar, a specific tag replaced, your title or avatar removed, with a pint (though I can�t really help you with that one), or something else.

If you don�t know where to get your bite of the Thick of It, you could definitely do worse than by looking at https://twitter.com/oocthickofit

I�d like it under the Jammy Bastards tag please!

# ? Jul 11, 2022 11:04

BalloonFish: Jun 30, 2013; Fun Shoe

First gangtag - under the AV, please!

# ? Jul 11, 2022 11:18

Kevino07: Oct 16, 2008

https://twitter.com/oocthickofit/status/1545730215300718593?s=21&t=0n2f6Nz_hDPY_43j3gfeBw

# ? Jul 11, 2022 11:31

fuctifino: Jun 11, 2001

Jedit posted:

You didn't. Sorry to hear it. He was pretty old, wasn't he?

Thanks. He was 14. I'd hoped he'd go on into his 20's, but he a had a good life.

Failed Imagineer posted:

Really sorry to hear that man. I'll give my little idiot some scritches now in his memory

Thanks. Give him some scritches from me.

# ? Jul 11, 2022 11:46

ThisBunkCannotSwim: Sep 17, 2010; Get in the bin.

cinci zoo sniper posted:

I�m pleased to invite Night Tories, and all other interested persons, to apply for your next UKMT gang tag.

To receive it, you must reply to this post with a scene from the Thick of It, by the end of the 11th of July, British Summer Time. Unoriginal show content submissions won�t be eligible.

Also, please specify how you want to have it, e.g., your gang tags in a scroll bar, a specific tag replaced, your title or avatar removed, with a pint (though I can�t really help you with that one), or something else.

If you don�t know where to get your bite of the Thick of It, you could definitely do worse than by looking at https://twitter.com/oocthickofit

Yeah, go on, I'll get in on this action, regular gang tag please. Missed out on the Jammy Bastards ones, but at least this is thematic with my AV.

https://twitter.com/OOCThickOfIt/status/1545128221347307526?cxt=HHwWjICz3cn7svEqAAAA

Also, shout out to my 'gently caress summer' homies. Can't wrap my head around how much people pay, financially and ecologically, chasing this bullshit halfway around the globe.

# ? Jul 11, 2022 11:50

Sanford: Jun 30, 2007; ...and rarely post!

From a few pages back, but mr �just stop oil� there once bollocked me for working from home due to snow and put in an email �there is a 4x4 for sale less than 1 mile from your home for �6,200 which is not an unreasonable amount to pay for a second car.� They were paying me, I think, �16k at the time. I used to post a lot about working for a bunch of guys who just had no concept of people not having much money (�What do you mean you can�t pick up this �300 tab? Just put it on your expenses!�) and he was one of the worst.

Sanford fucked around with this message at 12:01 on Jul 11, 2022

# ? Jul 11, 2022 11:50

the sex ghost: Sep 6, 2009

Any woke moralist tries to cancel my brown sauce I swear I'll do time

# ? Jul 11, 2022 11:50

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

For too long the liberal spendthrift of austerity has bloated the public purse https://twitter.com/BloombergAsia/status/1546443417873432578

now we must put away our largesse and finally tighten our belts

# ? Jul 11, 2022 11:56

keep punching joe: Jan 22, 2006; Die Satan!

Despite my ScotNat tendency, HP is the superior brown. Daddies sauce is for freaks and perverts.

# ? Jul 11, 2022 11:59

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

chop

# ? Jul 11, 2022 12:00

TwoShanks: Feb 27, 2007; Robots of the world unite

Zahawi's people have since clarified that he means "fire 20% of the civil service" rather than cutting 20% of their budgets. So that's ok.

# ? Jul 11, 2022 12:00

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

cinci zoo sniper posted:

I�m pleased to invite Night Tories, and all other interested persons, to apply for your next UKMT gang tag.

To receive it, you must reply to this post with a scene from the Thick of It, by the end of the 11th of July, British Summer Time. Unoriginal show content submissions won�t be eligible.

Also, please specify how you want to have it, e.g., your gang tags in a scroll bar, a specific tag replaced, your title or avatar removed, with a pint (though I can�t really help you with that one), or something else.

If you don�t know where to get your bite of the Thick of It, you could definitely do worse than by looking at https://twitter.com/oocthickofit

Would only be fair if I do my own homework as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TUdOKLxDbo

# ? Jul 11, 2022 12:01

biscuits and crazy: Oct 10, 2012

cinci zoo sniper posted:

I�m pleased to invite Night Tories, and all other interested persons, to apply for your next UKMT gang tag.

To receive it, you must reply to this post with a scene from the Thick of It, by the end of the 11th of July, British Summer Time. Unoriginal show content submissions won�t be eligible.

Also, please specify how you want to have it, e.g., your gang tags in a scroll bar, a specific tag replaced, your title or avatar removed, with a pint (though I can�t really help you with that one), or something else.

If you don�t know where to get your bite of the Thick of It, you could definitely do worse than by looking at https://twitter.com/oocthickofit

Another UKMT lurker here. Can I have a scroll bar please.

https://twitter.com/OOCThickOfIt/status/1544968659113762817

# ? Jul 11, 2022 12:03

The Perfect Element: Dec 5, 2005; "This is a bit of a... a poof song"

Lol literally every single candidate other than maybe Dishy Rishi is just going for 'TAX CUTS!!' as their USP (with a side dish of culture war issues).

This either means that he'll get instantly demolished in the first round, or he'll make it through to the final round as he sounds like he's talking marginally less out of his arse than all the others.

# ? Jul 11, 2022 12:05

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

cinci zoo sniper posted:

I�m pleased to invite Night Tories, and all other interested persons, to apply for your next UKMT gang tag.

To receive it, you must reply to this post with a scene from the Thick of It, by the end of the 11th of July, British Summer Time. Unoriginal show content submissions won�t be eligible.

Also, please specify how you want to have it, e.g., your gang tags in a scroll bar, a specific tag replaced, your title or avatar removed, with a pint (though I can�t really help you with that one), or something else.

If you don�t know where to get your bite of the Thick of It, you could definitely do worse than by looking at https://twitter.com/oocthickofit

# ? Jul 11, 2022 12:05

Sanford: Jun 30, 2007; ...and rarely post!

cinci zoo sniper posted:

I�m pleased to invite Night Tories, and all other interested persons, to apply for your next UKMT gang tag.

To receive it, you must reply to this post with a scene from the Thick of It, by the end of the 11th of July, British Summer Time. Unoriginal show content submissions won�t be eligible.

Also, please specify how you want to have it, e.g., your gang tags in a scroll bar, a specific tag replaced, your title or avatar removed, with a pint (though I can�t really help you with that one), or something else.

If you don�t know where to get your bite of the Thick of It, you could definitely do worse than by looking at https://twitter.com/oocthickofit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALNjevGdB5g

I have no idea how to embed a video but �That�s a mega blink!� always gets a laugh from me. Happy to say bye to my old gang tag!

# ? Jul 11, 2022 12:07

Skarsnik: Oct 21, 2008; I...AM...RUUUDE!

keep punching joe posted:

Despite my ScotNat tendency, HP is the superior brown. Daddies sauce is for freaks and perverts.

About a year ago I handed in my good and proper brit card when I switched to this stuff

It's really good

# ? Jul 11, 2022 12:11

Kegluneq: Feb 18, 2011; Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

https://twitter.com/OOCThickOfIt/status/1483740594828681218?t=fw0ynddsOVGe8kF2yslYiQ&s=19

Scroll bar please

# ? Jul 11, 2022 12:15

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Skarsnik posted:

About a year ago I handed in my good and proper brit card when I switched to this stuff

It's really good

I got some a couple of years ago, and I should get some more, it is good.

# ? Jul 11, 2022 12:15

SpaceCommie: Oct 2, 2008; I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Capitalism ...

SPACE!

cinci zoo sniper posted:

I�m pleased to invite Night Tories, and all other interested persons, to apply for your next UKMT gang tag.

To receive it, you must reply to this post with a scene from the Thick of It, by the end of the 11th of July, British Summer Time. Unoriginal show content submissions won�t be eligible.

Also, please specify how you want to have it, e.g., your gang tags in a scroll bar, a specific tag replaced, your title or avatar removed, with a pint (though I can�t really help you with that one), or something else.

If you don�t know where to get your bite of the Thick of It, you could definitely do worse than by looking at https://twitter.com/oocthickofit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDj7Ysa5HGk

Under the jam man please.

# ? Jul 11, 2022 12:36

forkboy84: Jun 13, 2012; Corgis love bread. And Puro

cinci zoo sniper posted:

I�m pleased to invite Night Tories, and all other interested persons, to apply for your next UKMT gang tag.

To receive it, you must reply to this post with a scene from the Thick of It, by the end of the 11th of July, British Summer Time. Unoriginal show content submissions won�t be eligible.

Also, please specify how you want to have it, e.g., your gang tags in a scroll bar, a specific tag replaced, your title or avatar removed, with a pint (though I can�t really help you with that one), or something else.

If you don�t know where to get your bite of the Thick of It, you could definitely do worse than by looking at https://twitter.com/oocthickofit

https://youtu.be/DeAEiSSDPNA

Absolutely amazing scene from Fergus & Adam in which they decide to start a bank out of social embarrassment.

Alternative choice, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb7DwkB7KFo in which a lady rants at Hugh about cleaning up her own mothers piss.

I will accept my new tag under my Bread Club tag thanks

# ? Jul 11, 2022 12:41

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# ? May 23, 2024 12:59

Chubby Henparty: Aug 13, 2007

Motherfucker, I've been sitting on this tryhing to find a better alternate or clumsy edit to make the subs not read 'do you know what it�s like to clean up your own mother�s yes?'

# ? Jul 11, 2022 12:49

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