UKMT Summer 2022 - The Pipes, The Pipes Are Empty

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crispix: Mar 28, 2015; Grand-Maman m'a raconté
_{(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)}

Hello, dear

and he was vaay, vaay drunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :newlol:

https://twitter.com/NathOnSecurity/status/1545858057422475267/photo/1

report your child to the fuzz for the crime of learning linux so they can be ~~strip searched and beaten to a pulp~~ encouraged into positive directions

# ? Jul 11, 2022 15:19

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# ? May 24, 2024 14:43

The Perfect Element: Dec 5, 2005; "This is a bit of a... a poof song"

Tesseraction posted:

My computer usually stays at 25° internally but has been climbing all day to its current high of 33°

Not pleasant gonna be honest

You'll never stay cool inside a computer, op

# ? Jul 11, 2022 15:20

Julio Cruz: May 19, 2006

cinci zoo sniper posted:

I�m pleased to invite Night Tories, and all other interested persons, to apply for your next UKMT gang tag.

To receive it, you must reply to this post with a scene from the Thick of It, by the end of the 11th of July, British Summer Time. Unoriginal show content submissions won�t be eligible.

Also, please specify how you want to have it, e.g., your gang tags in a scroll bar, a specific tag replaced, your title or avatar removed, with a pint (though I can�t really help you with that one), or something else.

If you don�t know where to get your bite of the Thick of It, you could definitely do worse than by looking at https://twitter.com/oocthickofit

https://twitter.com/OOCThickOfIt/status/1544958331319615489

well, pinky promised to, anyway

e: no current title or gang tags so just smash it in anywhere

ee: also please remove my avatar if possible because I am loving sick of it

Julio Cruz fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Jul 11, 2022

# ? Jul 11, 2022 15:20

a pipe smoking dog: Jan 25, 2010; "haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Chubby Henparty posted:

Wasn't it for Help, the sitcom with him and Paul Whitehouse as counsellor / various oddball client characters?

I only ever caught one episode of that on a plane in 2003 and could never track it down afterwards. (probably for that exact reason) I remember the episode did a startling about-face halfway through from slightly-wacky to deeply-affecting. Whitehouse can act, I just hope the Depp movie paid him loads so he never again has to.

Yeah it was a fun show and Paul Whitehouse is an extremely talented man who now guess to move places in the countryside to fish with Bob Mortimer for a living and good for him.

Flayer posted:

Reading the Langham wiki page (because I was unaware of his conviction) and it seems that Langham made initial contact with the police himself because he was "concerned" about spam emails he was getting about child porn and that the child porn he was convicted of downloading was paid for in 1999 (6 years before his arrest). Sounds like he was only caught because he is just as stupid in real life as the character he played.

That is an extremely funny way to get convicted for noncing.

# ? Jul 11, 2022 15:22

a pipe smoking dog: Jan 25, 2010; "haha, dogs can't smoke!"

crispix posted:

https://twitter.com/NathOnSecurity/status/1545858057422475267/photo/1

report your child to the fuzz for the crime of learning linux so they can be ~~strip searched and beaten to a pulp~~ encouraged into positive directions

Lol moral panic about discord. Of course.

# ? Jul 11, 2022 15:23

the sex ghost: Sep 6, 2009

Reporting my child to prevent because they looked at a discord

# ? Jul 11, 2022 15:24

Ebola Dog: Apr 3, 2011; Dinosaurs are directly related to turtles!

cinci zoo sniper posted:

I�m pleased to invite Night Tories, and all other interested persons, to apply for your next UKMT gang tag.

To receive it, you must reply to this post with a scene from the Thick of It, by the end of the 11th of July, British Summer Time. Unoriginal show content submissions won�t be eligible.

Also, please specify how you want to have it, e.g., your gang tags in a scroll bar, a specific tag replaced, your title or avatar removed, with a pint (though I can�t really help you with that one), or something else.

If you don�t know where to get your bite of the Thick of It, you could definitely do worse than by looking at https://twitter.com/oocthickofit

https://twitter.com/OOCThickOfIt/status/1546420526750498816?cxt=HHwWgICwpdPR_vUqAAAA

Could I please have my gang tags in a scroll bar?

# ? Jul 11, 2022 15:29

Angepain: Jul 13, 2012; what keeps happening to my clothes

as someone who got into linux in my teens, no measures are too extreme to prevent any other young impressionable kids from going down the same path

brb, manually installing my graphics card drivers again

# ? Jul 11, 2022 15:31

Microplastics: Jul 6, 2007; It's what's for dinner.

The Perfect Element posted:

You'll never stay cool inside a computer, op

I have seen Tron and strongly disagree

# ? Jul 11, 2022 15:31

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

crispix posted:

and he was vaay, vaay drunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://twitter.com/NathOnSecurity/status/1545858057422475267/photo/1

report your child to the fuzz for the crime of learning linux so they can be ~~strip searched and beaten to a pulp~~ encouraged into positive directions

Draconian attempts to Police The Internet seem in vogue

https://twitter.com/WebDevLaw/status/1546472248248254464

# ? Jul 11, 2022 15:33

Guavanaut: Nov 27, 2009; Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998; Toilet Rascal

Thanks for reminding me crispix, I still haven't set up my work VMs.

For running Carl E. Linux and hacking the planet of course.

# ? Jul 11, 2022 15:34

crispix: Mar 28, 2015; Grand-Maman m'a raconté
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Hello, dear

it's nice for the tories that they can talk about another round of austerity without any opposition lol

# ? Jul 11, 2022 16:00

crispix: Mar 28, 2015; Grand-Maman m'a raconté
_{(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)}

Hello, dear

wuruuwgh now is not the tiiime for uppusition

# ? Jul 11, 2022 16:02

Flux Wildly: Dec 20, 2004; Welkum t� Zanydu!

cinci zoo sniper posted:

I�m pleased to invite Night Tories, and all other interested persons, to apply for your next UKMT gang tag.

To receive it, you must reply to this post with a scene from the Thick of It, by the end of the 11th of July, British Summer Time. Unoriginal show content submissions won�t be eligible.

Also, please specify how you want to have it, e.g., your gang tags in a scroll bar, a specific tag replaced, your title or avatar removed, with a pint (though I can�t really help you with that one), or something else.

If you don�t know where to get your bite of the Thick of It, you could definitely do worse than by looking at https://twitter.com/oocthickofit

Emerging from lurking to get onto the Mad Tory Train. Replacing the current tag please, ta.

https://twitter.com/oocthickofit/status/1526998651347914759

# ? Jul 11, 2022 16:04

ro5s: Dec 27, 2012; A happy little mouse!

crispix posted:

wuruuwgh now is not the tiiime for uppusition

Watching Keith bleat that the tax cuts everyone�s proposing are ~uncosted~ the dumb oval office still thinks he�s playing the same game as the tories are

# ? Jul 11, 2022 16:40

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

ro5s posted:

Watching Keith bleat that the tax cuts everyone�s proposing are ~uncosted~ the dumb oval office still thinks he�s playing the same game as the tories are

Would be interesting to hear Keith�s cost-accounted version of tax cuts.

# ? Jul 11, 2022 16:41

Wazzerphuk: Feb 9, 2001; Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
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Chubby Henparty posted:

Wasn't it for Help, the sitcom with him and Paul Whitehouse as counsellor / various oddball client characters?

I only ever caught one episode of that on a plane in 2003 and could never track it down afterwards. (probably for that exact reason) I remember the episode did a startling about-face halfway through from slightly-wacky to deeply-affecting. Whitehouse can act, I just hope the Depp movie paid him loads so he never again has to.

I was happy to discover that it's all on Youtube when I was looking for it a little while ago, albeit in just-about-watchable taped-off-the-telly quality

As far as I remember, a few bits of it haven't aged too well (even ignoring the whole noncing business), but Paul Whitehouse is indeed absolutely fantastic in it

# ? Jul 11, 2022 16:43

Diorama: Apr 18, 2006; i remember when all this was fields

Wazzerphuk posted:

Paul Whitehouse is indeed absolutely fantastic

# ? Jul 11, 2022 16:54

Bacon Terrorist: May 7, 2010; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

In train news ASLEF have voted to strike across 8 operators, TSSA awaiting results at some operators and Network Rail but didn't meet the threshold for a succesful strike ballot at Northern.

# ? Jul 11, 2022 16:55

ForkBanger: Jul 19, 2007

Welcome to Tory Train World, Winston.

https://twitter.com/OOCThickOfIt/status/1490257870708953088

# ? Jul 11, 2022 17:17

BigHandsVince: Mar 30, 2007; Mamma Mia, my hands are huge!

cinci zoo sniper posted:

I’m pleased to invite Night Tories, and all other interested persons, to apply for your next UKMT gang tag.

To receive it, you must reply to this post with a scene from the Thick of It, by the end of the 11th of July, British Summer Time. Unoriginal show content submissions won’t be eligible.

Also, please specify how you want to have it, e.g., your gang tags in a scroll bar, a specific tag replaced, your title or avatar removed, with a pint (though I can’t really help you with that one), or something else.

If you don’t know where to get your bite of the Thick of It, you could definitely do worse than by looking at https://twitter.com/oocthickofit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFkJLlU-3GI

Wherever's clever .....

BigHandsVince fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Jul 11, 2022

# ? Jul 11, 2022 17:19

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

cinci zoo sniper posted:

I�m pleased to invite Night Tories, and all other interested persons, to apply for your next UKMT gang tag.

To receive it, you must reply to this post with a scene from the Thick of It, by the end of the 11th of July, British Summer Time. Unoriginal show content submissions won�t be eligible.

Also, please specify how you want to have it, e.g., your gang tags in a scroll bar, a specific tag replaced, your title or avatar removed, with a pint (though I can�t really help you with that one), or something else.

If you don�t know where to get your bite of the Thick of It, you could definitely do worse than by looking at https://twitter.com/oocthickofit

https://twitter.com/OOCThickOfIt/status/1544459707749892096

Scrolltags plz

# ? Jul 11, 2022 17:22

Doctor_Fruitbat: Jun 2, 2013

cinci zoo sniper posted:

I’m pleased to invite Night Tories, and all other interested persons, to apply for your next UKMT gang tag.

To receive it, you must reply to this post with a scene from the Thick of It, by the end of the 11th of July, British Summer Time. Unoriginal show content submissions won’t be eligible.

Also, please specify how you want to have it, e.g., your gang tags in a scroll bar, a specific tag replaced, your title or avatar removed, with a pint (though I can’t really help you with that one), or something else.

If you don’t know where to get your bite of the Thick of It, you could definitely do worse than by looking at https://twitter.com/oocthickofit

Ah, why not. I don't have a gang tag yet, so just stick it under my av please.

https://twitter.com/OOCThickOfIt/status/1516346906531799044?t=WUYvGwbW8swOXkBdmXUBzQ&s=19

Doctor_Fruitbat fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Jul 11, 2022

# ? Jul 11, 2022 17:27

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

ro5s posted:

Watching Keith bleat that the tax cuts everyone�s proposing are ~uncosted~ the dumb oval office still thinks he�s playing the same game as the tories are

And he's been going on about how public services don't just need more money and how being in government is about ~hard choices~ so it doesn't take much to see where that's going

# ? Jul 11, 2022 17:31

Microplastics: Jul 6, 2007; It's what's for dinner.

To be fair I would be willing to make ~hard choices~ in government :thermidor:

# ? Jul 11, 2022 17:34

mrpwase: Apr 21, 2010; I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few

cinci zoo sniper posted:

I’m pleased to invite Night Tories, and all other interested persons, to apply for your next UKMT gang tag.

To receive it, you must reply to this post with a scene from the Thick of It, by the end of the 11th of July, British Summer Time. Unoriginal show content submissions won’t be eligible.

Also, please specify how you want to have it, e.g., your gang tags in a scroll bar, a specific tag replaced, your title or avatar removed, with a pint (though I can’t really help you with that one), or something else.

If you don’t know where to get your bite of the Thick of It, you could definitely do worse than by looking at https://twitter.com/oocthickofit

https://twitter.com/OOCThickOfIt/status/1544607453773438976?t=3XhxtZanU1ZISm4yxR-Yxw&s=19

Please replace my jam man

e: if I have one? Phoneposting atm

# ? Jul 11, 2022 17:36

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

cinci zoo sniper posted:

I�m pleased to invite Night Tories, and all other interested persons, to apply for your next UKMT gang tag.

To receive it, you must reply to this post with a scene from the Thick of It, by the end of the 11th of July, British Summer Time. Unoriginal show content submissions won�t be eligible.

Also, please specify how you want to have it, e.g., your gang tags in a scroll bar, a specific tag replaced, your title or avatar removed, with a pint (though I can�t really help you with that one), or something else.

If you don�t know where to get your bite of the Thick of It, you could definitely do worse than by looking at https://twitter.com/oocthickofit

https://mobile.twitter.com/OOCThickOfIt/status/1493939687794298882

This is my yearly post. Wherever please!

# ? Jul 11, 2022 17:38

killerwhat: May 13, 2010

cinci zoo sniper posted:

I�m pleased to invite Night Tories, and all other interested persons, to apply for your next UKMT gang tag.

To receive it, you must reply to this post with a scene from the Thick of It, by the end of the 11th of July, British Summer Time. Unoriginal show content submissions won�t be eligible.

Also, please specify how you want to have it, e.g., your gang tags in a scroll bar, a specific tag replaced, your title or avatar removed, with a pint (though I can�t really help you with that one), or something else.

If you don�t know where to get your bite of the Thick of It, you could definitely do worse than by looking at https://twitter.com/oocthickofit

Also seeing if I can get away with a clip from In The Loop� cried with laughter first time I saw this

https://youtu.be/7mAFiPVs3tM

Please can the tag go under my av

# ? Jul 11, 2022 17:43

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

As the thread has often advised I hosed off after making my last post and got in the sea which was much nicer than being on the land and I am considering doing it full time.

# ? Jul 11, 2022 17:45

Chubby Henparty: Aug 13, 2007

Wazzerphuk posted:

I was happy to discover that it's all on Youtube when I was looking for it a little while ago, albeit in just-about-watchable taped-off-the-telly quality

As far as I remember, a few bits of it haven't aged too well (even ignoring the whole noncing business), but Paul Whitehouse is indeed absolutely fantastic in it

Brilliant, thanks!

This is the segment I was thinking of, a long way from the start of the episode which was 'you have Tourette's syndrome' 'we dont call it that' 'what do you call it?' 'fuckshit syndrome'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH71CahWino&t=491s

amazing

# ? Jul 11, 2022 18:00

MoonBoots: Nov 17, 2012

cinci zoo sniper posted:

I’m pleased to invite Night Tories, and all other interested persons, to apply for your next UKMT gang tag.

To receive it, you must reply to this post with a scene from the Thick of It, by the end of the 11th of July, British Summer Time. Unoriginal show content submissions won’t be eligible.

Also, please specify how you want to have it, e.g., your gang tags in a scroll bar, a specific tag replaced, your title or avatar removed, with a pint (though I can’t really help you with that one), or something else.

If you don’t know where to get your bite of the Thick of It, you could definitely do worse than by looking at https://twitter.com/oocthickofit

I don't know how anything works

Here's my 'once every 3 or so years post'. Anywhere is good for me.

# ? Jul 11, 2022 18:03

Yvonmukluk: Oct 10, 2012; Everything is Sinister

cinci zoo sniper posted:

I�m pleased to invite Night Tories, and all other interested persons, to apply for your next UKMT gang tag.

To receive it, you must reply to this post with a scene from the Thick of It, by the end of the 11th of July, British Summer Time. Unoriginal show content submissions won�t be eligible.

Also, please specify how you want to have it, e.g., your gang tags in a scroll bar, a specific tag replaced, your title or avatar removed, with a pint (though I can�t really help you with that one), or something else.

If you don�t know where to get your bite of the Thick of It, you could definitely do worse than by looking at https://twitter.com/oocthickofit

https://twitter.com/OOCThickOfIt/status/1544958743389126656?cxt=HHwWgIC-xdTy5fAqAAAA

Add it under my other two, please.

# ? Jul 11, 2022 18:23

Microplastics: Jul 6, 2007; It's what's for dinner.

Look at all these lurkers coming out of the woodwork to claim the hard-won spoils of this thread :colbert:

# ? Jul 11, 2022 18:24

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Yvonmukluk posted:

https://twitter.com/OOCThickOfIt/status/1544958743389126656?cxt=HHwWgIC-xdTy5fAqAAAA

Add it under my other two, please.

Be careful, this bit already got posted. As I said, only original excerpts will qualify you for a gang tag.

# ? Jul 11, 2022 18:34

Trickjaw: Jun 23, 2005; Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene

https://twitter.com/OOCThickOfIt/status/1545535340739444736?t=LLd6v4yYDg86cSnte8UAag&s=19

Under jam man, please!

# ? Jul 11, 2022 18:34

The Perfect Element: Dec 5, 2005; "This is a bit of a... a poof song"

I think we all agree that simply handing out gang tags for free is completely unsustainable. I propose we means test the provision of gang tags, and tender their distribution to our private public service corporate partners. This will bring the dynamism of the free market to the thread, while ensuring value for money for the tax payer.

# ? Jul 11, 2022 18:36

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

The Perfect Element posted:

I think we all agree that simply handing out gang tags for free is completely unsustainable. I propose we means test the provision of gang tags, and tender their distribution to our private public service corporate partners. This will bring the dynamism of the free market to the thread, while ensuring value for money for the tax payer.

Which BFC superstar will we award the audit contract to?

# ? Jul 11, 2022 18:38

Deketh: Feb 26, 2006; That's a nice fucking fish

The Perfect Element posted:

I think we all agree that simply handing out gang tags for free is completely unsustainable. I propose we means test the provision of gang tags, and tender their distribution to our private public service corporate partners. This will bring the dynamism of the free market to the thread, while ensuring value for money for the tax payer.

Someone needs to tell the woke avocado netflix brigade that there simply is no magic gang tag tree.

e: Can anyone tell me what the situation is with the rebates? I did receive a council tax deduction earlier this year, was there something else due to come?

Deketh fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Jul 11, 2022

# ? Jul 11, 2022 18:39

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

The landlords thread, by consensus.

# ? Jul 11, 2022 18:39

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# ? May 24, 2024 14:43

jiggerypokery: Feb 1, 2012; ...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

Scroll tags are under the av/title right?

Also: it turns out I didn't miss the dead husband in disco elysium. That was really moving

# ? Jul 11, 2022 18:41

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