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Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Nessus posted:

I remember hearing that something like Google going from a white background for google.com, to a black background, would save some enormous quantity of electric demand.

I think that was when OLEDs were bigger? Cus IIRC LCD doesn't use more/less electricty based on the color of the pixel, but OLEDs do.

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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Booyah- posted:

today's completely incoherent attempt at explaining a crypto use case is worth watching

https://twitter.com/dee_bosa/status/1546526832815616005

Lol, it's good for gambling except the house can decide if you win or lose and occasionally run away with your money and decide you don't get to cash out

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Neito posted:

I think that was when OLEDs were bigger? Cus IIRC LCD doesn't use more/less electricty based on the color of the pixel, but OLEDs do.
Yeah a lot of that stuff seemed to be from when everything was a CRT or OLED and I guess technology actually did sort of address that one kind of.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Feeling like another sub-20k day. I can feel it

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?

JohnCompany posted:

It's perfectly true, so long as you treat the not-a-legal-term there "customer cash" as meaning only holdings in USD at that time. Your cash held at MCB is FDIC insured for as long as it's at MCB. What they fail to say, just like they fail to say "the reason we have $630 million in claims against 3AC is because 3AC doesn't have $630 million to pay them," is that that protection lasts for fractions of a second. When Voyager is taking your cash to buy crypto, or giving you cash because you sold crypto, it has to keep that cash somewhere that's either going into or out of the crypto ecosystem, and than for that brief moment when that cash is still in Voyager's bank account at MCB after it's sent from your bank or before they send it to your bank, it's insured.

I don't touch the poop so I can't be sure, but from my understanding you can (could lol) in fact hold regular USD in your account at Voyager, either after you fund it by putting money in, or after you sell stuff. That money was insured in the event of MCB's failure (but, crucially, not Voyager's).

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Unperson_47 posted:

Feeling like another sub-20k day. I can feel it

yup

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms
When looking up the price of Bitcoin this morning, I came across this article:

Forbes: Bitcoin Now Braced For A ‘Black Swan’ Shock After $2 Trillion Terra Luna-Led Ethereum, BNB, XRP, Solana, Cardano And Dogecoin Price Crash

Is the collapse of Bitcoin really really just so unpredictable?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Bitcion has spend the last two weeks swinging in 2000 dollar directions both ways.

Which you know isn’t ideal.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

HappyHippo posted:

I don't touch the poop so I can't be sure, but from my understanding you can (could lol) in fact hold regular USD in your account at Voyager, either after you fund it by putting money in, or after you sell stuff. That money was insured in the event of MCB's failure (but, crucially, not Voyager's).

They've got $350m of cash in the account so obviously somehow you could hold cash there in relatively large amounts.

WorldIndustries
Dec 21, 2004

ilmucche posted:

Lol, it's good for gambling except the house can decide if you win or lose and occasionally run away with your money and decide you don't get to cash out

innovation!

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Bitcoin is teaching people the difference between a carpet joint and a clip joint

toiletbrush
May 17, 2010
ive rjun the numbers and its going to the moon

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Unperson_47 posted:

Feeling like another sub-20k day. I can feel it

About 30 days ago, the rear end fell out and we had that great weekend where bitcoin crashed from 30-20k. About 30 days before that, there was a week where it dropped from around 40-30k. It's coming, it's in the air.

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009

JohnCompany posted:

It's perfectly true, so long as you treat the not-a-legal-term there "customer cash" as meaning only holdings in USD at that time. Your cash held at MCB is FDIC insured for as long as it's at MCB. What they fail to say, just like they fail to say "the reason we have $630 million in claims against 3AC is because 3AC doesn't have $630 million to pay them," is that that protection lasts for fractions of a second. When Voyager is taking your cash to buy crypto, or giving you cash because you sold crypto, it has to keep that cash somewhere that's either going into or out of the crypto ecosystem, and than for that brief moment when that cash is still in Voyager's bank account at MCB after it's sent from your bank or before they send it to your bank, it's insured.

Exactly. If you *only* held USD, you'd be fine. As none of the people do hold USD, welp.

This isn't just a sub 20k day. Some folks say 16k, some say 17k are on deck. weekly and monthly technicals are now bearish after this week. It's time for a trip to goblintown. I had fun calling out another "crypto trader expert" for what I called suicide bull, to highlight that these morons will throw money at crypto infinitely as long as they have it in belief that number can only go up. However, for reasons of idiots, we will probably revisit 20.6k at least once on the way down.

edit: nice rear end fib rings VVV. truly ghostty worthy. Why no butts emoji?


toiletbrush posted:

ive rjun the numbers and its going to the moon



notwithoutmyanus fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Jul 12, 2022

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Every week bitcoin DOESN'T murder at least 300,000 hamsters. Unless someone flips the switch, of course.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Magnetic North posted:

When looking up the price of Bitcoin this morning, I came across this article:

Forbes: Bitcoin Now Braced For A ‘Black Swan’ Shock After $2 Trillion Terra Luna-Led Ethereum, BNB, XRP, Solana, Cardano And Dogecoin Price Crash

Is the collapse of Bitcoin really really just so unpredictable?

To the people who run Forbes and cannot distinguish the difference between financial investment and economic investment? It really is out of nowhere

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Ups_rail posted:

Jokes on you I own a PS1, and a N64. with only one game Shadows of the empire.

I do have alot of early 1990s porn on VHS and an old betamax machine.


Now I know what your thinking (I bet this retarded goon has alot of anime/weeb poo poo) and sadly no I ebayed all my old anime tapes back in the late 1990's.

Also come on I just dont wanna miss out on all the fun cyrpto can bring to world.

like photos of bored apes.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
GME stock will now moon with the announcement of the their NFT marketplace.

Butterwagon
Mar 21, 2010

Lookit that stupid ass-hole!

toiletbrush posted:

ive rjun the numbers and its going to the moon


I consulted the balls and they disagree

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
after passing through the head and shoulders period we can expect a dandruffy phase

Rad Russian
Aug 15, 2007

Soviet Power Supreme!
No one is checking out the hotly anticipated Gamestop NFTs that finally launched today after years in the works? WIth an absolutely impeccable market timing too.

Well, you can finally go and invest in stupid monkeys:
https://nft.gamestop.com/collection/StupidMonkeysAnimated

Want something even more creative? Ape hands might be for you:
https://nft.gamestop.com/collection/P2A

Or simply buy a generic logo anyone can make in Microsoft word in 5 seconds for $430,000 USD:
https://nft.gamestop.com/collection/frequencies

The long-awaited injection of much-needed creativity and corporate backing into NFTs is finally here.

Rad Russian fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Jul 12, 2022

drk
Jan 16, 2005
If there's one thing that gamers like more than going to that dead mall to buy video games, its NFTs

This poorly animated rapper is yours for only 1 etherium

https://i.imgur.com/5s18AVf.mp4

(click to play)

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

ikanreed posted:

To the people who run Forbes and cannot distinguish the difference between financial investment and economic investment? It really is out of nowhere

Binance owns a chunk of Forbes due to their SPAC merger earlier this year. Like, $200 million worth of it.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Forbes is a hollowed out shell of an actual news provider, I think you can pay to put whatever news stories you want in there. Kinda like newsweek.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Rad Russian posted:

No one is checking out the hotly anticipated Gamestop NFTs that finally launched today after years in the works? WIth an absolutely impeccable market timing too.

Well, you can finally go and invest in stupid monkeys:
https://nft.gamestop.com/collection/StupidMonkeysAnimated


Isn't Stupid Monkey Seth Green's studio? The one that produces Robot Chicken?

Also funny that all of these are .444 eth, because 4 is an unlucky number in japan, pronounced like "death", which is what I wish I was after seeing these loving monkeys.

Rad Russian
Aug 15, 2007

Soviet Power Supreme!

Neito posted:

Isn't Stupid Monkey Seth Green's studio? The one that produces Robot Chicken?

Per their website, unrelated to Seth Green it looks like: "Our main team is composed of a 3d model Artist (theDoctor), who took a Master's in an Italian academy, and two developers (DumbestMonkey and NotYetAMonkey), managing the front-end and back-end parts".

Their roadmap also states that the sales of these monkeys will fund the development of a metaverse video game where you can play as your monkey. How that will happen without any video game experience on this team is unclear (*rug tension increases*).

Rad Russian fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Jul 12, 2022

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

drk posted:

If there's one thing that gamers like more than going to that dead mall to buy video games, its NFTs

This poorly animated rapper is yours for only 1 etherium

https://i.imgur.com/5s18AVf.mp4

(click to play)

"Oh and I know this goes without saying, but the art is bad. But not bad in an interesting way"

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

priznat posted:

Forbes is a hollowed out shell of an actual news provider, I think you can pay to put whatever news stories you want in there. Kinda like newsweek.

Somehow one of the prime Destiny 2 content guys writes for Forbes

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.
There's Forbes the actual magazine, and then there are Forbes "contributors" who basically have a blog on the Forbes site but don't write for the actual magazine.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Rad Russian posted:

Their roadmap also states that the sales of these monkeys will fund the development of a metaverse video game where you can play as your monkey. How that will happen without any video game experience on this team is unclear (*rug tension increases*).

Can't wait to play it with the 32 other people who bought Stupid Apes, up to 741 total if they sell all of them

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Nessus posted:

Ah, so he is a bitcoin mogul. Does this mean both of the legitimate bitcoin success stories are involved with SA?

What was the other one? That guy who went to South America, sexually assaulted a little girl, and then used Bitcoin to help him flee across the border?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Rotten Red Rod posted:

I mean the actual answer for a real use case is one that he doesn't want to say, which is cybercrime and money laundering.

are these two things true and do they do the job even well compared to older methods?

like if I'm a Russian or Chinese 1%er, do I really want a thing where turns my billion into 1 million? like theres a reason why its a meme/logic razor of techbros re-invent the wheel but way worse.

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021

Lazyfire posted:

Binance owns a chunk of Forbes due to their SPAC merger earlier this year. Like, $200 million worth of it.
lol
https://twitter.com/web3isgreat/status/1546605576091844609

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

PhazonLink posted:

are these two things true and do they do the job even well compared to older methods?

like if I'm a Russian or Chinese 1%er, do I really want a thing where turns my billion into 1 million? like theres a reason why its a meme/logic razor of techbros re-invent the wheel but way worse.

Short answer, yes. Crytpocurrency being anonymous and completely outside of international regulatory systems makes it absolutely the best way to collect ransomware money, take payments for illicit activities, outright steal from exchanges, etc. There's a reason North Korea has been really big on stealing crypto lately.

Cashing out can be tricky, though - you need to run it through a tumbler, find money mules to cash it out, etc. But you can also just use it directly as currency.

Yeah, you lose some along the way, but 1 bird in the hand vs 2 in the bush, etc. Especially if you stole it.

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Cat Hatter posted:

What was the other one? That guy who went to South America, sexually assaulted a little girl, and then used Bitcoin to help him flee across the border?

I remember that story IIRC, it was a poo poo that didnt happen story about some french dude visited a lady in some small vilage in brazil but they were nudest who slept in bunk bed naked and he jacked off and the cum stain implied he did something bad, and the dad did a virginity check of his daughter on the dining table.

The author claimed he was able to escape with a taxi to the airport and pay for it with bitcoin. And the redditor debunked the story due to the locations and airports not matching up.

Remember there was another bitcoin adaptor who wanted to buy tail spine.

That dank dude who ran a ponzi scheme

Remember bit gem that website where you could but a bitjem but made money by selling to the bigger fool

that weird dude that had the bitcoin show and turned out to be a sex tourist.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
there's nothing DANK about CRIME

catspleen
Sep 12, 2003

I orphaned his children. I widowed his wife.

Brazil.txt

catspleen
Sep 12, 2003

I orphaned his children. I widowed his wife.

Ups_rail posted:

I remember that story IIRC, it was a poo poo that didnt happen story about some french dude visited a lady in some small vilage in brazil but they were nudest who slept in bunk bed naked and he jacked off and the cum stain implied he did something bad, and the dad did a virginity check of his daughter on the dining table.

The author claimed he was able to escape with a taxi to the airport and pay for it with bitcoin. And the redditor debunked the story due to the locations and airports not matching up.

Remember there was another bitcoin adaptor who wanted to buy tail spine.

That dank dude who ran a ponzi scheme

Remember bit gem that website where you could but a bitjem but made money by selling to the bigger fool

that weird dude that had the bitcoin show and turned out to be a sex tourist.

Found it on r/buttcoin
https://pastebin.com/ANGXu1mw

Rad Russian
Aug 15, 2007

Soviet Power Supreme!

Ups_rail posted:

I remember that story IIRC, it was a poo poo that didnt happen story about some french dude visited a lady in some small vilage in brazil but they were nudest who slept in bunk bed naked and he jacked off and the cum stain implied he did something bad, and the dad did a virginity check of his daughter on the dining table.

The author claimed he was able to escape with a taxi to the airport and pay for it with bitcoin. And the redditor debunked the story due to the locations and airports not matching up.

It was the little sister of the girl he came to meet, who was most likely underage. The story was that he was not allowed to sleep in the same bed as his online girlfriend because of her weird parents, so they put him into a bed, with her younger sister instead (who slept naked). The dumb part of this probably fake story was all other bitcoiners exclaiming in comments about how great bitcoin is now, glossing over the sexual assault (of a minor).

Anyway probably not worth digging up this early bitcoin lore garbage to confirm the exact story.

EDIT: confirmed above now

Rad Russian fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Jul 12, 2022

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catspleen
Sep 12, 2003

I orphaned his children. I widowed his wife.

It’s absolutely terrible and not a thing that ever happened.

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