Maybe Onstad, like Beef, cannot handle having money. However, he is missing a chance to endow a home for scared people.
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Maybe Onstad, like Teodor, is a bit of a ditherer.
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# ? Jul 8, 2022 22:01 |
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Is Onstad... ever honest with himself? About anything?
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# ? Jul 8, 2022 22:10 |
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He's been taking a lot of "me" days. You would not believe the amount of underpants he's bought.
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# ? Jul 8, 2022 22:13 |
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If he makes enough money he'll have to go home again. And we all know that arc felt.
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# ? Jul 8, 2022 22:54 |
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The Voice of Labor posted:who cuts pat's hair? if he cuts his own, does that make him a barber? Nobody, man. He's a cat. Cat's don't need haircuts.
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# ? Jul 9, 2022 15:07 |
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The do need to be pet, however.
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# ? Jul 9, 2022 18:04 |
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Imagine scritching Pat's floofy belly. I bet he'd love that.
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# ? Jul 9, 2022 22:40 |
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Unkempt posted:Imagine scritching Pat's floofy belly. I bet he'd love that. Now got me remembering those strips where Ray and Roast Beef are each hanging out with Onstead and he picks them up in the last panel, and how that probably would have gone with the rest of the strip's cat characters
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# ? Jul 10, 2022 00:12 |
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Is Nice Pete a cat?
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# ? Jul 10, 2022 00:26 |
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DACK FAYDEN posted:Is Nice Pete a cat? Pretty sure he is
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# ? Jul 10, 2022 01:38 |
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The Voice of Labor posted:who cuts pat's hair? if he cuts his own, does that make him a barber? It's in the blogs. He waits until he can't take the comments on bedhead or whatever anymore then goes to a barber. Maybe the time in the blogs is the only time he went, like it's his barber hating origin story or something? But he gets mad because they made him look like "a god-drat magazine person." Okay found it: http://journeyintoreason.blogspot.com/2005/07/theres-reason-barbers-shouldnt-make.html theironjef fucked around with this message at 06:55 on Jul 10, 2022 |
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theironjef posted:Okay found it: http://journeyintoreason.blogspot.com/2005/07/theres-reason-barbers-shouldnt-make.html This is fantastic, and unless I'm mistaking it for another one of Pat's litigious adventures (possible, he has many!) I think this kicks off the arc about Pat and his terrible, terrible lawyer who I think ends up dying and Pat takes over the case for himself with expected results? Edit: Oh yeah, it was! I forgot about this incredible closing line to the adventure: In the meanwhile, I guess I have to put my lawsuit against Hair Have You Been? and its employees on hold. Whatever. I was kind of losing interest in it anyway, since it was such a formality of a slam-dunk. I don't really need the money, I more just wanted them to be put out of business. Maybe later tonight I will throw a rock through their window. Pat is a terrible, terrible cat. Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 08:31 on Jul 10, 2022 |
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In the relationship between Pat and Nice Pete one of them is a soulless, compassionless monster and the other is a serial killer.
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# ? Jul 10, 2022 18:21 |
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There is a complicated power dynamic in that house.
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# ? Jul 11, 2022 02:47 |
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Sorry to butt in, but I wondered if anyone would be interested in the complete Achewood in PDF files? I don't know what the rules concerning that might be. I've been lurking here on and off for a few years now, and it looks like the complete canon might not make it after all. Content I have collected: All graphics re-worked and upscaled to 4x size for future-proofing All strips with alt-text, story arcs bookmarked in PDFs All alternate endings, errata Ray's place Subscriber stuff - 2002, '03, '04 including Mother F***ing Vodka Day, complete Nate Small. Hug Hog strip (post wedding) Blogs interleaved in chronological order as they appear on the web Book texts - Prologue, A History of Achewood, Before we were Achewood, Clowns with benefits GOF extra non-strip text - Recipes, Fight history, Profiles in Strength, Glossary Five extra GOF strips/panels from the book Stanford Chaparral pieces 2005's Chicken Recipe strip Facebook in-character posts Twitter in-character posts All GOF posters Both Dark Horse strips - One Dollar Genius (2008) and The Garage Sale (2009) Colour updated strips - Ray gets sort of stoned, Comic Sans et al Spin magazine special 2012 Cornelius interview for Time Magazine, Nov 17, 2009 Mashups and Tributes to Achewood "Griddle of our Sorrowful Mentor" panel. Any takers?
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Dunny posted:Sorry to butt in, but I wondered if anyone would be interested in the complete Achewood in PDF files? I don't know what the rules concerning that might be. I've been lurking here on and off for a few years now, and it looks like the complete canon might not make it after all. yes please
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Dunny posted:Sorry to butt in, but I wondered if anyone would be interested in the complete Achewood in PDF files? I don't know what the rules concerning that might be. I've been lurking here on and off for a few years now, and it looks like the complete canon might not make it after all. Hell yeah
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Dunny posted:Any takers? THIS! IS! A HOMEBOY!
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Dunny posted:Sorry to butt in, but I wondered if anyone would be interested in the complete Achewood in PDF files? I don't know what the rules concerning that might be. I've been lurking here on and off for a few years now, and it looks like the complete canon might not make it after all. Definitely You don't mention the subscriber stuff from around the time of roast beef's wedding on that one weird site which I don't think exists anymore, though? I forget the name of it
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Zereth posted:Definitely If that's not on my list and someone has it, then I'd be very interested in getting it into the books. ------ Okay, so may the lord have mercy on my soul, here's the books: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1o67BcrIKLU15-hejy0amKly1YeXOWiP3?usp=sharing There's 11 books in there, one per year until the sparse activity from '11 onwards made that a fake idea. Feedback welcome.
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Dunny posted:Sorry to butt in, but I wondered if anyone would be interested in the complete Achewood in PDF files? I don't know what the rules concerning that might be. I've been lurking here on and off for a few years now, and it looks like the complete canon might not make it after all. Yeah obvs
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Dunny posted:Feedback welcome. this is awesome. you are awesome.
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Stringent posted:this is awesome. you are awesome. Thanks, that means a lot. I've sat on these for a while, and the cancellation of my Amazon pre-order was the final straw. I am sad, but also happy that finally I'm just gonna put these out there.
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Dunny posted:If that's not on my list and someone has it, then I'd be very interested in getting it into the books. What the gently caress was it called? FanFlow?
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# ? Jul 11, 2022 11:23 |
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Dunny posted:If that's not on my list and someone has it, then I'd be very interested in getting it into the books. Dunny, you are rad! You... are... rad!
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# ? Jul 11, 2022 11:23 |
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Zereth posted:Oh I don't have it or know where to find it. I just mostly remember beef and molly taking a road trip. Yeah that was it. I remember when I subscribed, the guy who was running it for Onstad up and died, but continued to collect subs at like £12 a year. I never got access to those archives either. It's unlikely that archive.org will have them too, as they were behind a paywall. Still, if anyone has any clues... But thanks, I can better direct my searches now.
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# ? Jul 11, 2022 11:32 |
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Dunny posted:Okay, so may the lord have mercy on my soul, here's the books: Fare thee yes well, Dunny. Fare thee.... yes..... well.....
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Dunny posted:Okay, so may the lord have mercy on my soul, here's the books: Best link, posted on deadest gay comedy forums.
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:Best link, posted on deadest gay comedy forums. Ok, nearly choked on my cornflakes at that one
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# ? Jul 11, 2022 14:22 |
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these reminded me that Teodor cold had a peter in his mouth in that van for five months running. And to think we used to claim newspaper poo poo ran too long.
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# ? Jul 11, 2022 16:41 |
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Dunny posted:Any takers? Hooray, man! Today already rocks!
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Dunny posted:
Extremely yes
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# ? Jul 12, 2022 15:45 |
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hooray for some guys
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Dunny posted:Thanks, that means a lot. I've sat on these for a while, and the cancellation of my Amazon pre-order was the final straw. I am sad, but also happy that finally I'm just gonna put these out there. i've gone through three volumes already and you've done a bang up job on this. srsly good job man.
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Stringent posted:i've gone through three volumes already and you've done a bang up job on this. It gets pretty heavy going from 2004 onwards as the blogs and stuff start to kick in. Glad you're enjoying it.
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WoodrowSkillson posted:hooray for some guys thank you for this Gift
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Dunny posted:Sorry to butt in, but I wondered if anyone would be interested in the complete Achewood in PDF files? I don't know what the rules concerning that might be. I've been lurking here on and off for a few years now, and it looks like the complete canon might not make it after all. Yes please Dunny posted:If that's not on my list and someone has it, then I'd be very interested in getting it into the books. Neat
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Dunny posted:Sorry to butt in, but I wondered if anyone would be interested in the complete Achewood in PDF files? I don't know what the rules concerning that might be. I've been lurking here on and off for a few years now, and it looks like the complete canon might not make it after all. This is drat impressive, thanks for this and thanks for sharing!
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I would also like all that stuff.
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