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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Hekk posted:

I can give sixers until McNally gets around to doing a week long probation.

See you next week.

Actually you can request any length probation!

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Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Actually you can request any length probation!

Yeah I put in the request but it goes into the mod queue so who knows how long it’ll be before someone looks at it?

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

I'd like to request a week off, just stupidly got involved with a whole bunch of drama, someone bought me a creepy vtuber avatar, and and I have too much studying to do to allow myself to argue with the grossest posters and staff members on the site.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Well if you're gone then I guess the "loving stupidest idiot" crown is being passed off here

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

maffew buildings posted:

Well if you're gone then I guess the "loving stupidest idiot" crown is being passed off here

Yeah this poster is a real fucker.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Yep, never gets old laughing at them

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

maffew buildings posted:

Well if you're gone then I guess the "loving stupidest idiot" crown is being passed off here

Accurate

Omon Ra
Nov 1, 2020
peanus

SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

I'd like to request a week off, just stupidly got involved with a whole bunch of drama, someone bought me a creepy vtuber avatar, and and I have too much studying to do to allow myself to argue with the grossest posters and staff members on the site.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
Why not just log off?

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006

Omon Ra posted:

Why not just log off?

https://twitter.com/dril/status/247222360309121024?s=20&t=KLNFzO1oaUY7dIf5wBAHQQ

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1546946752892248064?t=lYLvcbHTw-lKzeeSD4F2NA&s=19
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1546946441352028160?t=H7QAuAwrkRQzB-tCa2R0Ug&s=19

The biggest, dumbest, wettest, tiny-handiest president we've ever had and we've had some pretty dumb, wet ones.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Omon Ra posted:

Why not just log off?

To hide the dumb QCS avatar while he's busy

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

facialimpediment posted:


The biggest, dumbest, wettest, tiny-handiest president we've ever had and we've had some pretty dumb, wet ones.

True as that may be, what are the consequences to him for any of this?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1546955197045415936?t=iFQalTsYQM_srTWPEUNxLw&s=19

YOU'RE NOT HELPING, JOHN

bird food bathtub posted:

True as that may be, what are the consequences to him for any of this?

N/A

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I think it's impossible for Bob's to be terrible. I'm expecting lightly entertaining with hopefully a decent sub plot. Didn't realize it was pg13.

I like the show but gonna politely disagree, some school eps have nothing happen and it feels like they forgot to include jokes. I mean even peak Simpsons had clip episodes there’s no reason to watch, pobody’s nerfect.

Unrelated but did tweets stop previewing in threads?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Hyrax Attack! posted:

I like the show but gonna politely disagree, some school eps have nothing happen and it feels like they forgot to include jokes. I mean even peak Simpsons had clip episodes there’s no reason to watch, pobody’s nerfect.

Unrelated but did tweets stop previewing in threads?

There is an issue with apple safari browsers (both ios and osx) where pages will freeze when a tweet is listed by twitter as having sensitive content. As a temp patch over this while more investigation is ongoing, all tweet embedding is disabled on safari.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Mr. Nice! posted:

There is an issue with apple safari browsers (both ios and osx) where pages will freeze when a tweet is listed by twitter as having sensitive content. As a temp patch over this while more investigation is ongoing, all tweet embedding is disabled on safari.

Ah thank you

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Mr. Nice! posted:

There is an issue with apple safari browsers (both ios and osx) where pages will freeze when a tweet is listed by twitter as having sensitive content. As a temp patch over this while more investigation is ongoing, all tweet embedding is disabled on safari.

Well I guess that answers this question

Stultus Maximus posted:

Huh. Works fine on phone app for me too but kills desktop browser. It seems to be one of the twitter embeds. As a non-computer toucher, I suppose I'll just wait until it rolls over to a new page. Thanks.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Hyrax Attack! posted:

I like the show but gonna politely disagree, some school eps have nothing happen and it feels like they forgot to include jokes. I mean even peak Simpsons had clip episodes there’s no reason to watch, pobody’s nerfect.

Unrelated but did tweets stop previewing in threads?

Oh, there are definitely boring episodes, but they're more tolerable than flipping channels to Friends or Seinfeld or Big Bang Theory reruns, or playing the "what should I watch" game, which usually results in Futurama. Boring but wholesome is a low bar of acceptability, but it's amazing how many shows can't even reach that.

Movie was fine, needs more Marshmallow and Gail.

Also clip show simpsons is how we know they're from Kentucky, thanks to the Behind the Laughter episode.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


maffew buildings posted:

Well if you're gone then I guess the "loving stupidest idiot" crown is being passed off here

:golfclap:

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
Twitter has officially sued elong

https://twitter.com/PackerKats/status/1546966726503440385?s=20&t=rI9AN0wmgv2J2xRkAW-uTA

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA
It's only imperialism if it comes from the Western region of the globe. Anywhere else, it's just sparkling oppression.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Lol john bolton stroking his cock on live tv

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

I really wish his moustache would crawl up his nose and start growing into his brain. That'd be nice.

EDIT: Oh hey:

https://twitter.com/TweetMsw/status/1546958583081963522

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/dancow/status/1546957541942464517?t=TNABBjhEnRzlM2uHgxiPog&s=19

I really want everyone involved in that response out of law enforcement at a minimum, civil liability or criminal charges for being tremendous cowards

Scuffy_1989
Jul 3, 2022

Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/dancow/status/1546957541942464517?t=TNABBjhEnRzlM2uHgxiPog&s=19

I really want everyone involved in that response out of law enforcement at a minimum, civil liability or criminal charges for being tremendous cowards

I don't even know how you can be a man who has kids and just stand around like that, let alone a police officer.

No, wait, parents put their kids above themselves, for the Police it's "Officer Safety" over everything else.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

First JWST image just dropped:



Please :nws: tag hardcore gravitational lensing.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Also clip show simpsons is how we know they're from Kentucky, thanks to the Behind the Laughter episode.

Isn’t that ep all original content? I was thinking more the ep “Another Simpsons Clip Show” where it was only made to meet a network mandated episode count.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
I would like to think I would gladly, if not fearfully, die for pretty much any kid sorry that's the loving job.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/dancow/status/1546957541942464517?t=TNABBjhEnRzlM2uHgxiPog&s=19

I really want everyone involved in that response out of law enforcement at a minimum, civil liability or criminal charges for being tremendous cowards

Just nope.

e:

https://twitter.com/dancow/status/1546962816589918208

Stultus Maximus fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Jul 13, 2022

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Hyrax Attack! posted:

Isn’t that ep all original content? I was thinking more the ep “Another Simpsons Clip Show” where it was only made to meet a network mandated episode count.

Yeah, now that I think of it, it was maybe a handful of couple seconds clips and mostly original material. But I really don't remember any other simpson clip show style episodes. The new episodes are so goddamn bad that I'm subconsciously purging Simpsons from my mind.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009


He... loving literally washed his hands of it gently caress my life

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/dancow/status/1546957541942464517?t=TNABBjhEnRzlM2uHgxiPog&s=19

I really want everyone involved in that response out of law enforcement at a minimum, civil liability or criminal charges for being tremendous cowards

So they go right up to the classroom with 4 people, gunshots heard, doesn't even seem like it's against them, prob just killing some kids. The cops retreat back all the way out of the hall, then wait around for 30 mins while occasional gunshots are going off down the hall they backed away from.

How the gently caress do you sit there and listen to gunshots knowing it's kids getting murdered and keep waiting when there's so many of you right there....

And then some of these chucklefucks go around harassing reporters with their biker gang. Man gently caress. This is so hosed up.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That Works posted:

So they go right up to the classroom with 4 people, gunshots heard, doesn't even seem like it's against them, prob just killing some kids. The cops retreat back all the way out of the hall, then wait around for 30 mins while occasional gunshots are going off down the hall they backed away from.

How the gently caress do you sit there and listen to gunshots knowing it's kids getting murdered and keep waiting when there's so many of you right there....

And then some of these chucklefucks go around harassing reporters with their biker gang. Man gently caress. This is so hosed up.

Look it takes a lot of training to make a cop. Kids on the other hand can be made quickly. Do the math officer. It doesn’t add up. Make it home safe.
-Texas Training manual. Probably.

Spoggerific
May 28, 2009
https://twitter.com/MeinPillowGuy/status/1546961813404880896

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
What if instead of consequences our elected leaders on the national stage say we need to support law enforcement, increase the funding for LEO and in TX they charge parents of dead kids and nobody is held accountable and it's chalked up as a tragic event that couldn't have gone any other way?

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


maffew buildings posted:

What if instead of consequences our elected leaders on the national stage say we need to support law enforcement, increase the funding for LEO and in TX they charge parents of dead kids and nobody is held accountable and it's chalked up as a tragic event that couldn't have gone any other way?

We're doing that real great

https://twitter.com/LeighWaldman/status/1546995914702831618?t=y8ROGUg84O_EhtaEU1TWTQ&s=19

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/dancow/status/1546957541942464517?t=TNABBjhEnRzlM2uHgxiPog&s=19

I really want everyone involved in that response out of law enforcement at a minimum, civil liability or criminal charges for being tremendous cowards

Well that or…well what myself and Shim had said. But at the least I want them all in jail forever and in gen Pop, no special protective unit.

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


Marshal Prolapse posted:

Well that or…well what myself and Shim had said. But at the least I want them all in jail forever and in gen Pop, no special protective unit.

I think recreating ancient Rome's Via Appia starting with them would be a good idea.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Steezo posted:

I think recreating ancient Rome's Via Appia starting with them would be a good idea.

Woah Woah….Let’s not forget Hieronymus Bosch. :)

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*

How does that town's people not simply devour the government and police force with their hands and teeth?

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Some Albuquerque police deserve crucifixion:
https://news.yahoo.com/mexico-teen-dies-smoke-inhalation-162542835.html

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Police shot a noise flash device, which have been known to ignite, into the home but did not state the cause of the fire. pic.twitter.com/XGHjHR4Zac

— AJ+ (@ajplus) July 11, 2022

The public immediately began speaking out against the police, and a number of protests began springing up in the Albuquerque area.

In response to the situation, the APD released a Twitter statement that explained officers’ weapons were not fired during the incident, adding that “both individuals were given opportunities to safely exit the house.”

The APD’s tweet also acknowledged that the projectiles they threw into the house “may have contributed to the fire.”

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