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AARD VARKMAN posted:What y'all think this tastes like I imagine it tastes like a somewhat strange BBQ sauce. Would need some apple cider vinegar and more chili pepper (and no mayo) imo.
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Jul 13, 2022 04:21
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Admiral Joeslop posted:Was that two buckets of oil? Or like, tahini? Pretty sure that is thinned honey. You can buy it at most near eastern supermarkets. It is intended for this exact use or for smothering your baklava in it.
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Jul 13, 2022 07:47
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Ror posted:good thing they added those two small bottles of dijon to smooth out the massive tub of yellow mustard That's the chef's trick, a splash of Pitzmann's mustard really wakes up the flavors
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Jul 13, 2022 08:10
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What the hell is "french dressing" because I've never seen that kind of orange goop here 
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Jul 13, 2022 09:05
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MrYenko posted:One loving pickle? What is this horseshit? I agree, the right number is 0.
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Jul 13, 2022 09:24
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Alhazred posted:You can make bagels on your own you know. It's not even that hard. Ror posted:Are they boiled? That the defining trait of a bagel and it’s why the mass produced ones are garbage (they’re steamed in one step, not baked then boiled). The boil gives them that nice crust with a sheen and almost a snap when you bite into them and then the inside is fluffy but still chewy.
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Jul 13, 2022 11:06
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I *think* the red stuff in the glass bottles is maggi sweet chilli sauce
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Jul 13, 2022 11:26
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  It apparently tastes like toothpaste
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Jul 13, 2022 11:53
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I had an AI "write a recipe containing salmon and canned tomatoes."text-davinci-002 posted:Salmon and Tomato Casserole
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Jul 13, 2022 12:53
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Tiggum posted:I had an AI "write a recipe containing salmon and canned tomatoes." TIL cream of celery soup exists
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Jul 13, 2022 13:01
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Pookah posted:I *think* the red stuff in the glass bottles is maggi sweet chilli sauce I think so too and this stuff kicks rear end.
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Jul 13, 2022 13:13
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SuddenCactus posted:
I like the chibi Colonel
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Jul 13, 2022 13:16
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SuddenCactus posted:
wow gently caress this
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Jul 13, 2022 14:11
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Tiggum posted:I had an AI "write a recipe containing salmon and canned tomatoes." This AI doesn't gently caress around with the bread crumbs. Other than that I've honestly seen worse boomer recipes.
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Jul 13, 2022 14:26
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Nameless Pete posted:Oh like YOU know how to spell soupçon. Like any of us does! I had to copy-paste the word just to make the weird c thingy! Recipe: a soupçon of garlic A soupcan of garlic? OK! *glorp*
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Jul 13, 2022 14:44
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Data Graham posted:Recipe: a soupçon of garlic quote:History and Etymology for soupçon a suspicion of mustard is hilarious. a suss of garlic
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Jul 13, 2022 14:47
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I got curious about the thick, opaque pink/orange sauce that's added about halfway into that there video. It's Delicio-brand French dressing. I googled the ingredients, and yeah...  Can't really see what that's going to add edit: huh, so you can't delete attachments made via the awfulapp Pookah has a new favorite as of 15:25 on Jul 13, 2022 |
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Jul 13, 2022 14:52
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hallo spacedog posted:TIL cream of celery soup exists It is a remarkable achievement of our species that we have invented a way to turn celery into a suspension, given that nothing else seems to affect the loving stuff.
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Jul 13, 2022 14:55
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 some local AFP/Wastin' food. 
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Jul 13, 2022 15:04
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Those look like really lovely cinnamon rolls.Mymla posted:This AI doesn't gently caress around with the bread crumbs. Other than that I've honestly seen worse boomer recipes.
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Jul 13, 2022 15:14
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my buddy just sent me a pic from italy:  prolly super good but doesn't look good to me lol.
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Jul 13, 2022 15:57
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OwlFancier posted:sweaty ham E: hamsweats
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Jul 13, 2022 16:05
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i got a real bad case of the moist pinks. edit: i need to get up to date on the pizza thread, haven't looked at it in a bit, so many posts, but i don't want to skip any.
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Jul 13, 2022 16:06
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That's the second moist and glistening ham pizza posted here recently; both of them trigger an immediate urge in me to slap them as hard as I can.
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Jul 13, 2022 16:07
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The little bits on top are pistachio. He said it was ok, not amazing. his wife's pizza also looks overmoist: 
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Jul 13, 2022 16:07
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Pookah posted:That's the second moist and glistening ham pizza posted here recently; both of them trigger an immediate urge in me to slap them as hard as I can. that's the "gammon reflex."
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Jul 13, 2022 16:08
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uber_stoat posted:that's the "gammon reflex." Yeah, that actually makes perfect sense.
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Jul 13, 2022 16:09
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Data Graham posted:Recipe: a soupçon of garlic so the correct amount
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Jul 13, 2022 17:24
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Tunicate posted:so the correct amount it means a trace of something so like a remembrance of garlic
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Jul 13, 2022 17:25
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LifeSunDeath posted:my buddy just sent me a pic from italy: Why did he go all the way to Italy to repost this image.
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Jul 13, 2022 17:29
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LifeSunDeath posted:it means a trace of something Homeopathic garlic
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Jul 13, 2022 18:19
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Being in Italy is no guarantee of excellent pizza everywhere and the presumption of this is how so many poo poo pizza restaurants bilk idiot tourists for money. Maybe the worst pizza I've ever had in a restaurant was in Naples literally the home of pizza.
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Jul 13, 2022 18:22
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I've had pizza in Italy several times and honestly the quality difference between a real Italian pizza and the average pizza anywhere else in the world I've been is not that big. It's all just flatbread with some cheese and tomato sauce, it's pretty hard to gently caress up, even the shittiest cheapest pizza is still edible. I should note that I've never been south of Bologna so maybe I've only had some dire northern pizzas or something.
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Jul 13, 2022 18:30
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homie said that pizza was in rome, and I'm sure it wasn't cheap cause he's on a fancy vacation.
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Jul 13, 2022 18:41
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LifeSunDeath posted:my buddy just sent me a pic from italy: Where's the loving tomato. Pizza blanca or blanco or whatever they call it is certainly some dire trash, in my experience. The "cheese" looks like someone accidentally dropped some sour cream on the pizza, and the "ham" looks like they just took some thin-sliced lunchmeats and tossed them on there. What the gently caress?
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Jul 13, 2022 18:55
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PurpleXVI posted:Where's the loving tomato. Pizza blanca or blanco or whatever they call it is certainly some dire trash, in my experience. that's amore
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Jul 13, 2022 18:56
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PurpleXVI posted:Where's the loving tomato. Pizza blanca or blanco or whatever they call it is certainly some dire trash, in my experience. I mean yes it's obviously mortadella and pistachio, which can be good on pizzas but that one looks distressingly moist
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https://twitter.com/mcrfinest/status/1546511799486406656?s=21&t=Odb2WQrZGwQcmzLHd6VPvA
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