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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

If you have a problem figuring out whether you're a Zionist or not, then you ain't Jewish

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bedpan
Apr 23, 2008


I was baffled as to how someone could possibly believe this but then I saw this tweet and everything made sense

https://twitter.com/HA_Shaban/status/1540349784715800577

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Lib and let die posted:

Official cspam identification avatar

We need to be labeled for other posters' protection.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


bedpan posted:

I was baffled as to how someone could possibly believe this but then I saw this tweet and everything made sense

https://twitter.com/HA_Shaban/status/1540349784715800577

Weird, my biggest shame is voting for her in November 2016.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

bedpan posted:

I was baffled as to how someone could possibly believe this but then I saw this tweet and everything made sense

https://twitter.com/HA_Shaban/status/1540349784715800577

not slavery, not the civil war, not the trail of tears...

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

loving lol

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

lobster shirt posted:

put the pelosi titties on hunters chest

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

this is so loving enraging

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
can't wait for this old catholic piece of poo poo who probably still called half the Israelis he met 'kike' behind their back to say non-zionist Jews aren't real

Salean
Mar 17, 2004

Homewrecker

hunter musta been super qualified for whatever job he had in ukraine because the dude rocks

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

sexpig by night posted:

this is so loving enraging

Yes it is enraging that I can't post "Eve Fartlow" at her, but deep down I think she knows.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

sexpig by night posted:

this is so loving enraging

fartlow usually is

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

lol

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


That Spooky Witch posted:

every time Nichael posts, I yell "PELOSIBOMBs!!!!!"

:hai: drat straight

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

lobster shirt posted:

put the pelosi titties on hunters chest

ok i did it

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

https://twitter.com/Srsf89836580/status/1547242849581682690?s=20&t=XdsIdyzkaNpusRgJASVGGQ

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

that people can be so loving sutpid to say this with a straight face is literally more depressing than the idea of permanent republican tyranny so at least i have that to look forward to

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

Zvahl posted:

that people can be so loving sutpid to say this with a straight face is literally more depressing than the idea of permanent republican tyranny so at least i have that to look forward to

check out their bio

they were literally in psyops lol

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

mad.radhu posted:

check out their bio

they were literally in psyops lol

well their tweets do cause rather amazing levels of psychic damage so it scans

https://twitter.com/Srsf89836580/status/1540385588934606848?cxt=HHwWgICg2YSixuAqAAAA

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Sending 150,000 diehard liberals to Wyoming sounds like a great way to make them hate the Democratic Party forever.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Zvahl posted:

well their tweets do cause rather amazing levels of psychic damage so it scans

https://twitter.com/Srsf89836580/status/1540385588934606848?cxt=HHwWgICg2YSixuAqAAAA

yes let’s increase the population of the Dakota by like 1/3 overnight, sure there will be no issues with this.

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008


forgot "no water"

lmao at libs believing california has universal healthcare

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Zvahl posted:

well their tweets do cause rather amazing levels of psychic damage so it scans

https://twitter.com/Srsf89836580/status/1540385588934606848?cxt=HHwWgICg2YSixuAqAAAA

I remember back in 2016 C-SPAM when freshly scratched libs were saying the solution was to do the opposite, forcibly relocate the Republicans to cities to depopulate rural areas.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1546976647517474816?s=20&t=C9z4dCs0y42bOtTPN3_Xug

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

my bony fealty posted:

lmao at libs believing california has universal healthcare

I had a liberal friend explain to me this weekend that universal access to health care is universal healthcare.

Israel 2
Jul 13, 2022

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the democrats could do An Infrastructure and build some ghost cities in the Dakotas and it would attract city dwellers to those states

they wont though because they are fundamentally incapable of achievement

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Best Friends posted:

I had a liberal friend explain to me this weekend that universal access to health care is universal healthcare.

it’s fun when you try and apply that logic elsewhere

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Israel 2 posted:

the democrats could do An Infrastructure and build some ghost cities in the Dakotas and it would attract city dwellers to those states

they wont though because they are fundamentally incapable of achievement

there’s even already some tech stuff in Fargo!

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

this person is the only democratic advertising of any sort i've seen in saint louis this entire year lol

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Israel 2 posted:

the democrats could do An Infrastructure
Nope. That is literally an impossible ask of our federal government.

Polybius91
Jun 4, 2012

Cobrastan is not a real country.

spacetoaster posted:

I haven't seen this one. But I feel like I can sus it out.

Atheist professor put to shame by humble Christian?

A Marine was taking college classes between his deployments to Afghanistan.

One of his courses had a professor that was an atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked everyone by walking into class, looking up and stating "God, if you are real, I want you to come down and knock me off this platform, I will give you 15 minutes.

Several minutes tick by in silence, when the 15 min. time almost expired the Marine gets up from his seat, approaches the professor and punched him in the face knocking him off the platform and out cold. The Marine simply went back to his seat.

The professor came to, visibly shaken and asked the Marine, "What the heck did you do that for?!"

The Marine said, "God was busy protecting America's military who are out protecting your right to say stupid poo poo like that, so he sent me to fill in."

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Polybius91
Jun 4, 2012

Cobrastan is not a real country.

spacetoaster posted:

I haven't seen this one. But I feel like I can sus it out.

Atheist professor put to shame by humble Christian?

This is a true story of something that happened just a few years ago at USC. There was a professor of philosophy there who was a deeply committed atheist. His primary goal for one required class was to spend the entire semester attempting to prove that God couldn’t exist. His students were always afraid to argue with him because of his impeccable logic. For twenty years, he had taught this class and no one had ever had the courage to go against him. Sure, some had argued in class at times, but no one had ever ‘really gone against him’ (you’ll see what I mean later).Nobody would go against him because he had a reputation. At the end of every semester, on the last day, he would say to his class of 300 students, “If there anyone here who still believes in Jesus, stand up!” In twenty years, no one had ever stood up. They knew what he was going to do next. He would say, “because anyone who does believe in God is a fool. If God existed, he could stop this piece of chalk from hitting the ground and breaking. Such a simple task to prove that he is God, and yet he can’t do it.” And every year, he would drop the chalk onto the tile floor of the classroom and it would shatter into a hundred pieces. The students could do nothing but stop and stare. Most of the students were convinced that God couldn’t exist. Certainly, a number of Christians had slipped through, but for 20 years, they had been too afraid to stand up.

Well, a few years ago, there was a freshman who happened to get enrolled in the class. He was a Christian, and had heard the stories about this professor. He had to take the class because it was one of the required classes for his major and he was afraid. But for 3 months that semester, he prayed every morning that he would have the courage to stand up no matter what the professor said or what the class thought. Nothing they said or did could ever shatter his faith, he hoped.

Finally the day came. The professor said, “If there is anyone here who still believes in God, stand up!” The professor and the class of 300 people looked at him, shocked, as he stood up at the back of the classroom. The professor shouted, “You FOOL!! If God existed, he could keep this piece of chalk from breaking when it hit the ground!” He proceeded to drop the chalk, but as he did, it slipped out of his fingers, off his shirt cuff, onto the pleats of his pants, down his leg, and off his shoe. As it hit the ground, it simply rolled away, unbroken.

The professor’s jaw dropped as he stared at the chalk. He looked up at the young man and then ran out of the lecture hall. The young man who had stood up proceeded to walk to the front of the room and share his faith in Jesus for the next half hour. 300 students stayed and listened as he told of God’s love for them and of his power through Jesus.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Zvahl posted:

well their tweets do cause rather amazing levels of psychic damage so it scans

https://twitter.com/Srsf89836580/status/1540385588934606848?cxt=HHwWgICg2YSixuAqAAAA

surely they won't just get gerrymandered or disenfranchised in one of a dozen other ways

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
moving is a lot of hardwork. can't the dems just super-gerrymander all the states so that i can stay where i live now but have my vote counted as being in Utah?

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Polybius91
Jun 4, 2012

Cobrastan is not a real country.
If my professor ran out of the room during a lecture and some kid got up in front and started preaching about Jesus, I would simply leave and enjoy my extra half hour of free time

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