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Mr. Neutron
Sep 15, 2012

~I'M THE BEST~

Your Computer posted:

should i buy bayonetta 1 and 2 on the nintendo switch entertainment system

If you only have access to a Switch, yes, absolutely.

If you have a semi-decent PC then there are superior options for both (Steam and cemu, respectively)

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Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer
pc's will never be decent until i can play video games in bed on them.....

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Your Computer posted:

pc's will never be decent until i can play video games in bed on them.....

My friend may i interest you in the latest product from noted small indie company Valve?

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

My friend may i interest you in the latest product from noted small indie company Valve?



small indie country..........

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


you cannot play the steam deck on the toilet (it will run out of batteries before you’re done making GBS threads)

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop

Mierenneuker posted:

Some of that Russia-coding can probably attributed to the localization process: https://tcrf.net/Advance_Wars#COs

One of them was wearing a cowboy hat before! The devs ran with it for the sequels tho, just look at the other Blue Moon COs.

Grit owns and was an easy choice for 2nd CO in Dual Strike

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Your Computer posted:



small indie country..........

Steam link though

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Steam Stink
Steam Dreck

Mr. Locke
Jul 28, 2010

Mierenneuker posted:

Some of that Russia-coding can probably attributed to the localization process: https://tcrf.net/Advance_Wars#COs

One of them was wearing a cowboy hat before! The devs ran with it for the sequels tho, just look at the other Blue Moon COs.

The dude in the cowboy hat is also a defector from the protagonist nation in AW1. Although he's portrayed more favorably then you expect from that, he's still playing to the trope of 'US defector to Russian military.'

That said, Blue Moon are patsies at worst in 1 and straight up protagonists in 2 and DS, but I think it's more Nintendo being sensitive to putting out the Fun War Game while a real life nation committing real life war crimes is fresh in the news. It's not even the first time Advance Wars specifically has been hit by this- I think the first game got delayed in America due to the World Trade Center, so I'd expect this to be held up about as long.

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
Advance Wars 1 released on 9/11.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
So Nintendo is pretty much done putting their first party stuff in Nintendo Directs? They're pretty much just announcing everything through Tweets from now on?

Palmtree Panic posted:

Advance Wars 1 released on 9/11.

Yeah but Nintendo didn't know about it in advance.

Or did they? :tinfoil:

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Ammat The Ankh posted:


Yeah but Nintendo didn't know about it in advance.

Or did they? :tinfoil:


Follow the goombas, Woodward...

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Ammat The Ankh posted:

So Nintendo is pretty much done putting their first party stuff in Nintendo Directs? They're pretty much just announcing everything through Tweets from now on?

Yeah but Nintendo didn't know about it in advance.

Or did they? :tinfoil:

Why do you think it's called Advance Wars?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

There's nudity IN the Bayonetta games? I thought it was just suggestive as hell, and the nudity was left to weird porn parodies?

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Technically Bayonetta is always naked since she's covered in hair.

glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

Mega64 posted:

Technically Bayonetta is always naked since she's covered in hair.

But she wears glasses.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
Between Bayonetta, Sindel, Dixie Kong, Millia Rage, Shantae, and that girl from Skullgirls...video games are full of chicks with prehensile hair and I love it.

Not only could I style my hair exactly however and whenever I wanted, but also form a giant hair-hand and bitch slap someone? :allears: Sign me up!

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

There's nudity IN the Bayonetta games? I thought it was just suggestive as hell, and the nudity was left to weird porn parodies?

yeah those were actually real cutscenes from the game that you were watching on sketchy websites

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mega64 posted:

Technically Bayonetta is always naked since she's covered in hair.

:yossame:

THE AWESOME GHOST
Oct 21, 2005

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

There's nudity IN the Bayonetta games? I thought it was just suggestive as hell, and the nudity was left to weird porn parodies?

You don’t see like actual boobs but bayonetta’s finishing moves make her actually naked and there’s loads of bondage stuff in there and she whips enemies naked on the rear end

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer
yeah she's pretty cool

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

Read After Burning posted:

Between Bayonetta, Sindel, Dixie Kong, Millia Rage, Shantae, and that girl from Skullgirls...video games are full of chicks with prehensile hair and I love it.

Not only could I style my hair exactly however and whenever I wanted, but also form a giant hair-hand and bitch slap someone? :allears: Sign me up!

The new JoJo game will have one, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQFMlElloZM

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Morter posted:

The new JoJo game will have one, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQFMlElloZM

:getin: One of my favorite tropes!

jackhunter64
Aug 28, 2008

Keep it up son, take a look at what you could have won


It's called the steam deck because it's the size of an ironing board.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
it's like my dad used to say, find yourself a woman who can kill you with her hair.

An Actual Princess
Dec 23, 2006

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Steam Stink
Steam Dreck

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?
little brother syndrome

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Nintendo Dreck

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Steam Blech

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
It's called the Steam Dink because in the end you're just playing with yourself

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

THE AWESOME GHOST posted:

You don’t see like actual boobs but bayonetta’s finishing moves make her actually naked and there’s loads of bondage stuff in there and she whips enemies naked on the rear end

Look, I wasn't informed about this, and that's my fault.

Is this game available on the Nintendo eShop for purchase?

Fun Times!
Dec 26, 2010
Additional graphics options in Bayonetta and all games should be celebrated imo, as should attempts at innovation and competition in mobile gaming. The last couple pages come across as anti-consumer for the sake of defensive horniness and Nintendo fandom.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Fun Times! posted:

Additional graphics options in Bayonetta and all games should be celebrated imo, as should attempts at innovation and competition in mobile gaming. The last couple pages come across as anti-consumer for the sake of defensive horniness and Nintendo fandom.

Ok

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Fun Times! posted:

Additional graphics options in Bayonetta and all games should be celebrated imo, as should attempts at innovation and competition in mobile gaming. The last couple pages come across as anti-consumer for the sake of defensive horniness and Nintendo fandom.

i am celebrating right now

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?

Fun Times! posted:

Additional graphics options in Bayonetta and all games should be celebrated imo, as should attempts at innovation and competition in mobile gaming. The last couple pages come across as anti-consumer for the sake of defensive horniness and Nintendo fandom.

fish gotta swim

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


Did anyone say it shouldn’t be in the game as an option? I don’t think so. I just think it’s funny.

Emo Szyslak
Feb 25, 2006

the best defensive horniness is a good offensive horniness

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
A good attempt to innovate mobile gaming, would be to throw all mobile games in the God drat trash can!

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
They should’ve taken it further and blurred out the violence too is my take. That’d be pretty funny

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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

Fun Times! posted:

Additional graphics options in Bayonetta and all games should be celebrated imo, as should attempts at innovation and competition in mobile gaming. The last couple pages come across as anti-consumer for the sake of defensive horniness and Nintendo fandom.
Epic username/post combo.

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