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keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
https://twitter.com/clarey1888/status/1546973401838981120?t=P60xsdXxM9fV_woA0m_Daw

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Lmao

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

is it a continuous vote or is there one per day?

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

i say swears online posted:

is it a continuous vote or is there one per day?

The people who didn't make the cut off are being cut up to make the ballots and boxes for the next round so that takes some time.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

namesake posted:

The people who didn't make the cut off are being cut up to make the ballots and boxes for the next round so that takes some time.

your way sounds more fun

https://twitter.com/Steven_Swinford/status/1547252235486347265

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
The Truss Relaunches

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
Supporting Truss myself. Shame Dorries didn’t have the bottle.

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008


BoJo should have ran for this one

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

bedpan posted:

BoJo should have ran for this one

Put on a fake mustache and run as JoBo

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

blair should have run

bony tlair

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
Theresa May should have ran. She was great!

Flipswitch
Mar 30, 2010


Hoyle should have ran because he's crap as a speaker.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Flipswitch posted:

Hoyle should have ran because he's crap as a speaker.

People seem to be overblowing this, the house is frequently rowdy and people have had to be kicked out before.

The benches don't even matter anyway, no one changes their mind in the chamber through debate, no one gets grilled properly by questioning, it's just a forum for people to fire off zingers and break NDAs without fear of legal consequence.

BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe

Clyde Radcliffe posted:

Has she ever even been on a Royal Navy vessel?

I recall that her military service consisted of turning up to a reservist training centre once in a while.

Her twitter has posts from early 2014 about her completing her final assessed training exercises as an Acting Sub-Lieutenant (the rank that graduates joining the RNR as would-be officers started with back then), which means that she was near the end of the first phase of training (still some assessed examinations to go at that stage). Her register of interests says she took part in no training with the RNR from May 2015, so even if she made to the second phase of training as a Sub-Lieutenant, that's still a training rank - you won't have done all the specific training that makes you useful in a particular role for the RN. Of course now she's been made an honorary Captain, which usually takes a good 15-20 years to achieve in the regular RN, and even longer as a reservist.

So in all likelihood she has never deployed on active service with the navy. She will have spent a few weeks on a ship during initial training (you have to do sea time) and may have had other opportunities for times on a ship for training or experience, but not as a full member of the ship's company.

Crayfish
May 7, 2009

lol this guy posted this in here and the d&d thread because he's upset about muslims

Cerebral Bore posted:

The problem facing Europe today isn't a bunch of war refugees, it's that neoliberalism is busy making GBS threads the bed once again.

Mordekai posted:

It's both actually

Mordekai posted:

I don't know, but I cried while going to church for the first time this christmas. The organ plus this depiction of Christ got to me.



Mordekai posted:

What did he say that was so disgusting? That people denied asylum should have no right staying in a country?

Victims of terrorist attacks this week:
Russia 13
Pakistan 11
Iraq 44
Somalia 41
Nigeria 7
Sweden 4
Egypt 43
Mali 5
Norway 0 (averted a bomb on the main station in Oslo)

Don't worry mate, I noticed :biglips:

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


It makes sense that after having a sachs man running the bank of England and treasury they'd eventually sneak one in as PM

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Crayfish posted:

lol this guy posted this in here and the d&d thread because he's upset about muslims

I wasn't going to say anything because I didn't want to take the bait. These people are all on trial and being prosecuted. Can you say the same about Jimmy Savile or Prince Andrew? It took a long time for the useless lazy cops to do something but at least it's happening.

It's a pervert problem not a muslim one.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

namesake posted:

People seem to be overblowing this, the house is frequently rowdy and people have had to be kicked out before.

The benches don't even matter anyway, no one changes their mind in the chamber through debate, no one gets grilled properly by questioning, it's just a forum for people to fire off zingers and break NDAs without fear of legal consequence.

fun to think that it used to be illegal to report what was said in parliament at all

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

continentals are sick and need to be cured

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Valko posted:

I wasn't going to say anything because I didn't want to take the bait. These people are all on trial and being prosecuted. Can you say the same about Jimmy Savile or Prince Andrew? It took a long time for the useless lazy cops to do something but at least it's happening.

It's a pervert problem not a muslim one.

It's a British problem and that picture is evidence that immigrant communities are integrating

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009




Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Does anyone know if you can make polls in replies to tweets?

I want to make one like this:

Bojo, Goldfinger or Golddigger?

https://twitter.com/CourierBoyUK/status/1547299237972803584

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



https://twitter.com/ClwnPrncCharlie/status/1546968279603896327



WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

women, and lesbians

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k-FvPikb7k

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/1547242472664977408?cxt=HHwWgMC-yZm19PgqAAAA

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol

https://twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1547505264076722178?t=yxrxhgfmmhJSE5nrZ9kxLA&s=19
https://twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1547507014267551746?t=f2YDkj5uyLgoEc3-9j-RuA&s=19

nawilo_420
Nov 24, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!
can someone translate those tweets for me and add the verbs etc, tia

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
This is bad for rishi sunak

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
even in the conservative focus groups overwhelmingly the issue is economic and in particular cost of living. sunak is tainted by the atrocious choices of his old boss and him in the role, his billionaire wife and for being a posho oval office - the worse the cost of living crisis gets the more out of touch he appears.

nawilo_420
Nov 24, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!
:thanks:

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



It's undeniable that the Westminster bubble freaks don't have the slightest clue what it is like out there for actual human beings. Journalists, politicians, SpAds, all horrendously out of touch from reality. Which, obvious Tories don't care, though once upon a time they'd at least bother to pretend.

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2022/jul/14/cost-of-living-crisis-widens-north-south-divide-by-30

Levelling Up going well

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
it's death lol

the policy is death

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Liz Truss as a student Liberal

https://twitter.com/labour_history/status/1547507875202875393?t=T9pOfvLxabpd-gv73RX4Nw&s=19

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Sunak, vulcan-rear end name

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol

https://twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1547517437393903617?t=ZS8D8VbWS0jykcC2itF84Q&s=19

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Reminds me of Pit the Younger from Blackadder.

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
If only there was another party out there to vote for

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

gonadic io posted:

If only there was another party out there to vote for

"I welcome Rishi Sunak's lack of working class friends, but urge him to go further, and eliminate the working class entirely"

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gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=

I hope everybody is ready for the election season of Torytok after this report

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