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Okay, hear me out: casual sex implies competitive sex, we all know that. But people in committed monogamous relationships are not having casual sex. The only option is that they are in fact having competitive sex. And competition implies a winner. This means that either all the couples are keeping score against each other, or in every relationship, there is one person who lost in sex.
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Jul 13, 2022 20:08
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Paladinus posted:No, it'sn't. 'tain't
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BonHair posted:Okay, hear me out: casual sex implies competitive sex, we all know that. But people in committed monogamous relationships are not having casual sex. The only option is that they are in fact having competitive sex. And competition implies a winner. This means that either all the couples are keeping score against each other, or in every relationship, there is one person who lost in sex. Bring back couch co-op
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Jul 13, 2022 20:39
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Jul 13, 2022 20:57
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BonHair posted:Okay, hear me out: casual sex implies competitive sex, we all know that. But people in committed monogamous relationships are not having casual sex. The only option is that they are in fact having competitive sex. And competition implies a winner. This means that either all the couples are keeping score against each other, or in every relationship, there is one person who lost in sex. Could be like golf, which allows for cooperative play and where you're really playing against a theoretical perfect performance.
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Jul 13, 2022 22:10
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BonHair posted:Okay, hear me out: casual sex implies competitive sex, we all know that. But people in committed monogamous relationships are not having casual sex. The only option is that they are in fact having competitive sex. And competition implies a winner. This means that either all the couples are keeping score against each other, or in every relationship, there is one person who lost in sex. I speedrun sex and I'm the fastest therefore I win. Saving frames by skipping the taking off clothes section.
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Jul 13, 2022 22:17
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Kuros posted:I speedrun sex and I'm the fastest therefore I win. Saving frames by skipping the taking off clothes section. only half a cock thrust
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Jul 13, 2022 22:19
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Kuros posted:I speedrun sex and I'm the fastest therefore I win. Saving frames by skipping the taking off clothes section. Half a V press
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Jul 13, 2022 22:19
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Kuros posted:I speedrun sex and I'm the fastest therefore I win. Saving frames by skipping the taking off clothes section. https://twitter.com/bronzeswords/status/1449345260207828995
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Jul 13, 2022 22:20
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Jul 13, 2022 22:22
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Eat my poo poo and hair, in a Petersonian sense
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Deezcartes said, "I think therefore, gargle mah bols Peterson."
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Jul 13, 2022 22:27
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Kuros posted:I speedrun sex and I'm the fastest therefore I win. Saving frames by skipping the taking off clothes section. I've been doing a lot of practice at tool-assisted any% in anticipation of VDQ.
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Jul 13, 2022 22:33
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oh god petersonian is referring to jordan peterson isn't it
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Jul 13, 2022 22:47
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“Just last week we found a new strat to shave off a dozen or so strokes in the Any% single player category. Keep your eyes peeled, and there it was. We call that tech Microwave’s Mom, I don’t have time to explain it but you can get details on the Discord.”
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Indecisive posted:oh god petersonian is referring to jordan peterson isn't it OP is dumb as gently caress, so yes
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Indecisive posted:oh god petersonian is referring to jordan peterson isn't it That seems like one of those things where the entire point of the post is to try and get your new word/term into people’s lexicon by couching it in a larger point. Like when someone learns some new term and wants to make sure everyone else knows how smart they are, so they try and casually use the word in some talking point while also trying to hide the fact that they are doing so.
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Jul 13, 2022 23:11
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Oh ha that's a good shitpost! It's one of those "'in this essay I will...' and then there's no actual thread" gags, right? Right? ...oh what the gently caress? 
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Jul 13, 2022 23:30
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OH wow I don't think this is a joke
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How does this own so much
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The Bloop posted:Eat my poo poo and hair, in a Petersonian sense Ah loving perfect.
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Jul 14, 2022 01:14
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What's this from the boys?
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Yeah, it was really sad when xTube went down and took all of Kirk Johnson's vids with it
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Jul 14, 2022 01:31
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Oof size: large
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Oof size: large yeah I think that was the title
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🎵In the aaaaarms oooof Buck Angel 🎵
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Milo and POTUS posted:What's this from the boys? 
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