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Lemniscate Blue posted:Sorry, I was unclear: the use of the word "granite" in a geological sense is much more specific than how it is used by artisans like sculptors, folks who manufacture countertops, etc. It's a perfectly valid term of art but a pedantic sore point. Sorry you and the rest of the rock dweebs got pwned i guess
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You should see my new countertops. Solid quartz, just got them at Ikea
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projecthalaxy posted:Sorry you and the rest of the rock dweebs got pwned i guess That's okay, I'll just go eat my steak in peace. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG9UzR1gHT0
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Zipperelli. posted:The medication you're thinking of is Flumazenil, and it definitely wasn't a dream. We carry it on the rescue and in the ER's for benzodiazepine overdoses, and it works exactly like naloxone. Fast-acting, short-duration. We had some firefighter pass through my workplace awhile back and dude just gave us three doses of narcan "in case you ever need them". Thanks guy, in case I ever need to do my imitation of Eric Stoltz from Pulp Fiction I'm sure I'll be grateful.
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:We had some firefighter pass through my workplace awhile back and dude just gave us three doses of narcan "in case you ever need them". Thanks guy, in case I ever need to do my imitation of Eric Stoltz from Pulp Fiction I'm sure I'll be grateful. It's starting to show up in stuff like cocaine, Molly... Basically anything pressed or powdered. You definitely know people who do cocaine. They just don't tell you because they think you're a narc.
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I know you can get tests that will turn colors in the presence of fentanyl. If you use drugs get some of those for your own safety. https://www.amazon.com/Fentanyl-Strip-Liquid-Powder-Substances/dp/B08KKDY1QV
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Sorry, I was unclear: the use of the word "granite" in a geological sense is much more specific than how it is used by artisans like sculptors, folks who manufacture countertops, etc. It's a perfectly valid term of art but a pedantic sore point. Do you get the irony of lumping together sculptors and people who manufacture countertops while getting eye-twitchy about insufficiently granular descriptions of rocks?
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Why do they give away free fentanyl with other drugs
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flavor.flv posted:You should see my new countertops. Solid quartz, just got them at Ikea i like form following function, so all flat surfaces are made of cummingtonite
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Scratch Monkey posted:I know you can get tests that will turn colors in the presence of fentanyl. If you use drugs get some of those for your own safety. Do you think all those cops that claim they were dosed by fentanyl-laced dollar bills bother to think to use these strips? 
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Pookah posted:Do you get the irony of lumping together sculptors and people who manufacture countertops while getting eye-twitchy about insufficiently granular descriptions of rocks? It appears I have impugned the honor of your father. If you want to challenge me to a duel I choose thrown rocks at twenty paces.
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Pookah posted:Do you get the irony of lumping together sculptors and people who manufacture countertops while getting eye-twitchy about insufficiently granular descriptions of rocks? They could've just said said non-geologists, so it really isn't the same.
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Android Apocalypse posted:Do you think all those cops that claim they were dosed by fentanyl-laced dollar bills bother to think Fixed that for you, and the answer is a *resounding* "No."
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Oh poo poo gently caress em up rockdude
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Getting stoned in the Funny Pictures thread.
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Oh god not the weed derail again!
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projecthalaxy posted:Sorry you and the rest of the rock dweebs got pwned i guess Don't ever insult geologists they are by far the strongest type of nerds from carrying rocks
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Turns out our countertops are made of marble. I had taken it for granite.
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freeedr posted:Why do they give away free fentanyl with other drugs A rare broken clock moment for the fascists and almost certainly by accident, a lot of drug dealers are in fact giant pieces of poo poo
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Lollin at the idea artists and loving sculptors don't know anything about the materials they use.
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Deteriorata posted:Turns out our countertops are made of marble. I had taken it for granite. It' slate in the conversation to be making these silly types of jokes. I mean it also sounds like your contractor screwed you over, so at this point it's a matter for the quartz.
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These puns are all too schisty for me.
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I’d like to just paper over the discussion before it gets out of hand
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Oh god not the weed derail again! 
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up yours, smoke moralists
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Pookah posted:Hard to decide if this belongs here or in the cursed images thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjMoWxwW8tQ
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kazil posted:up yours, smoke moralists We'll see who passes to who
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kazil posted:up yours, smoke moralists LMAO if you still smoke weed like a caveman and don't boof thc wax Zipperelli. posted:We'll see who passes to who Hell yeah ) )<>( (
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Pookah posted:Hard to decide if this belongs here or in the cursed images thread https://youtu.be/Ni5tAZhvY6k
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 Can’t wait to blow my life savings on this and leave nothing for my heirs.
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Yeah I got some "enquiries" for sure
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Magical Ponies posted:
"Yes, that is a near-life-size Shrek statue, it costs several thousand dollars and is made to order. Did you wish to order one, or have any other questions for us, sir?"
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Just dismissing out of hand that we could be looking at the final resting place of the beloved ogre. Shameful.
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Shrek was cremated
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To me, a million times funnier than a having a Shrek tombstone is having one that reads "enquiries to reception"
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Sadly those sorts of cartoon character monuments are, unsurprisingly, for children. A friend of mine’s daughter died very young from cancer and has Totoro on her stone. 
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