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30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006

evilpicard posted:

My lib wife is becoming jokerfied

many such cases

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the white hand
Nov 12, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


did the last year happen

Salean
Mar 17, 2004

Homewrecker

Every day is a fresh start. Vote.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
When Republicans control the senate, house, and Presidency in 2024, the following will happen:
  • National abortion ban
  • A national "Don't Say Gay" bill
  • Make trans care illegal
  • Outlaw gay marriage
  • Outlaw gay sex
  • Mass incarcerations of LGBTQA+ adults for alleged pedophilia
  • Mandatory conversion therapy of LGBTQA+ kids with impenetrable livability shields if they commit suicide as a result
  • Outlaw interacial marriage
  • Outlaw porn
  • Independent state theory to ensure indefinite eternal republican presidents
  • Filibust overturned
  • Indefinite suspenion of 2026 election
  • Term limits of Presidency removed

Covok has issued a correction as of 05:24 on Jul 15, 2022

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
There would be other poo poo too. A lot of coups in South America, a pointless war is inevitable, another pandemic, a depresssion, and a wanton murder of racial minorties. But some of that is not neworthy for a Reputation trifecta.

Complications
Jun 19, 2014

Covok posted:

When Republicans control the senate, house, and Presidency in 2024, the following will happen:
  • National abortion ban
  • A national "Don't Say Gay" bill
  • Make trans care illegal
  • Outlaw gay marriage
  • Outlaw gay sex
  • Mass incarcerations of LGBTQA+ adults for alleged pedophilia
  • Mandatory conversion therapy of LGBTQA+ kids with impenetrable livability shields if they commit suicide as a result
  • Outlaw interacial marriage
  • Outlaw porn
  • Independent state theory to ensure indefinite eternal republican presidents
  • Filibust overturned
  • Indefinite suspenion of 2026 election
  • Term limits of Presidency removed

the only possible reason for the listing on the Titanic is poor weight distribution, so we're not only going to rearrange the deck chairs but bolt them down

the third class passengers will be locked into their cabins as well

second class passengers will wait in the stairwell until their ticket number comes up for admission onto the deck

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Complications posted:

the only possible reason for the listing on the Titanic is poor weight distribution, so we're not only going to rearrange the deck chairs but bolt them down

the third class passengers will be locked into their cabins as well

second class passengers will wait in the stairwell until their ticket number comes up for admission onto the deck

Listen, I ain't saying Democrats are good. Their inaction is allowing it to run rampant on the state level. Just saying my predictions when Republicans take federal power again after seeing what they can do on the state level.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

evilpicard posted:

My lib wife is becoming jokerfied

its hard to imagine any lib woman not starting to crack after the last few months. this whole 10 yr old rape victim abortion thing in indiana is absolutely just hammering home how evil everything's gotten

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Covok posted:

Listen, I ain't saying Democrats are good. Their inaction is allowing it to run rampant on the state level. Just saying my predictions when Republicans take federal power again after seeing what they can do on the state level.

drat, maybe the Dems should do something then.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

MonsieurChoc posted:

drat, maybe the Dems should do something then.

lmao

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

quote:

do people still care enough about roe to base who they are voting for in the midterms around it? especially people who aren't already hardcore political partisans, I think they've moved on

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
MovedOn.org

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



tangy yet delightful posted:

The local lib moms are starting to talk about the Dems getting destroyed in the midterms.

I was very sickos.jpg as I heard this convo happening.

biden's people saying only far left fringe bernie bros want him to do anything about dobbs and that mainstream democrats want him to do nothing was probably the biggest foot in mouth thing a democrat has ever said lmao

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I wish that Biden would put something else in his mouth.

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

Platystemon posted:

I wish that Biden would put something else in his mouth.



????

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

how are the democrats chances looking in twenty twenty two

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

a fatguy baldspot posted:

how are the democrats chances looking in twenty twenty two

now that the dems have completely failed at everything i'm sure that everyone's going to vote for them even harder

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Covok posted:

When Republicans control the senate, house, and Presidency in 2024, the following will happen:
  • National abortion ban
  • A national "Don't Say Gay" bill
  • Make trans care illegal
  • Outlaw gay marriage
  • Outlaw gay sex
  • Mass incarcerations of LGBTQA+ adults for alleged pedophilia
  • Mandatory conversion therapy of LGBTQA+ kids with impenetrable livability shields if they commit suicide as a result
  • Outlaw interacial marriage
  • Outlaw porn
  • Independent state theory to ensure indefinite eternal republican presidents
  • Filibust overturned
  • Indefinite suspenion of 2026 election
  • Term limits of Presidency removed

millions of americans are like "are we flexible on the porn thing?"

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


:hmmno:

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011






lmaoooo when was this published

e: ok apparently this is from a 2009 book called '40 More Years: How the Democrats Will Rule the Next Generation', by James Carville and Rebecca Buckwalter-Poza, which, lmaoooooooooo

Venomous has issued a correction as of 09:56 on Jul 15, 2022

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





tbh if the last decade and a half has proven anything, it's that you can't rely on the general public's rationality, mainly because most people are inherently irrational

the prime example of this is 2016, where the only rationality in that whole saga came from the folks criticising Hillary Clinton on the left

everything else about 2016 was irrational af

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

Venomous posted:

tbh if the last decade and a half has proven anything, it's that you can't rely on the general public's rationality, mainly because most people are inherently irrational

the prime example of this is 2016, where the only rationality in that whole saga came from the folks criticising Hillary Clinton on the left

everything else about 2016 was irrational af

hmmm let me introduce you to a man name Curtis

Wamsutta
Sep 9, 2001

evilpicard posted:

My lib wife is becoming jokerfied

mine has gotten there, it began slowly by mid 2020 and has intensified rapidly recently

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Antonymous posted:

hmmm let me introduce you to a man name Curtis

E bear, the Courtesy Bear

In Training
Jun 28, 2008


Lol

Tom Smykowski
Jan 27, 2005

What the hell is wrong with you people?
James Carville is a giant piece of poo poo

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

the white hand posted:



did the last year happen

Having the memory of a goldfish and an absolute refusal to notice or acknowledge patterns in either behavior or outcomes is a defining characteristic of the modern American liberal. Every day is a fresh day and every situation must be considered in complete isolation without consideration for past events or wider context.

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

Covok posted:

When Republicans control the senate, house, and Presidency in 2024, the following will happen:
  • National abortion ban
  • A national "Don't Say Gay" bill
  • Make trans care illegal
  • Outlaw gay marriage
  • Outlaw gay sex
  • Mass incarcerations of LGBTQA+ adults for alleged pedophilia
  • Mandatory conversion therapy of LGBTQA+ kids with impenetrable livability shields if they commit suicide as a result
  • Outlaw interacial marriage
  • Outlaw porn
  • Independent state theory to ensure indefinite eternal republican presidents
  • Filibust overturned
  • Indefinite suspenion of 2026 election
  • Term limits of Presidency removed

Wow the Dems are gonna need more money *opens wallet*

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

"democracy is on the ballot"
this democracy thing seems to be a very unstable form of rule if it's on the ballot every four years

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
https://mobile.twitter.com/politico/status/1547914844027858950

:wth:

the white hand
Nov 12, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
AEI :laffo: that's right ruy, let it allllll out

Thoguh posted:

Having the memory of a goldfish and an absolute refusal to notice or acknowledge patterns in either behavior or outcomes is a defining characteristic of the modern American liberal. Every day is a fresh day and every situation must be considered in complete isolation without consideration for past events or wider context.

look at this

quote:

Leah Stokes, a professor of environmental policy at the University of California Santa Barbara who has advised congressional Democrats on climate legislation, sobbed on Thursday night as she described the months of work she and other activists, scientists and legislative staff had poured into negotiations.

“The stakes are so high,” she said. “It’s just infuriating that he is condemning our own children.”

that's what you get, clown who's been talking themself into believing this wasn't all dead on arrival many months ago

imagine belief

The Leck
Feb 27, 2001


like a bitch

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




hes going to work with that pervert katz formerly of princeton lol

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
https://twitter.com/NancyVu99/statu...ingawful.com%2F

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Yeah it's going to be great. Dem candidates and elected officials will do nothing at all to stop the moral panic while blue checks will say not voting dem is genocide

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

Nothus posted:

blue checks will say not voting dem is genocide

haven't seen this in the wild before but I am suffused with a bone deep knowledge that this will be the line in a few short months (if it isn't already)

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Venomous posted:

lmaoooo when was this published

e: ok apparently this is from a 2009 book called '40 More Years: How the Democrats Will Rule the Next Generation', by James Carville and Rebecca Buckwalter-Poza, which, lmaoooooooooo

don’t kink shame

Dr. Kyle Farnsworth
Apr 23, 2004

libs i know that haven't cracked yet are huffing the "surely the american people will care about january 6th hearings and abortion, right? right??" copium but even they don't seem to really believe it

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Subvisual Haze
Nov 22, 2003

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.

Covok posted:

When Republicans control the senate, house, and Presidency in 2024, the following will happen:
  • National abortion ban
  • A national "Don't Say Gay" bill
  • Make trans care illegal
  • Outlaw gay marriage
  • Outlaw gay sex
  • Mass incarcerations of LGBTQA+ adults for alleged pedophilia
  • Mandatory conversion therapy of LGBTQA+ kids with impenetrable livability shields if they commit suicide as a result
  • Outlaw interacial marriage
  • Outlaw porn
  • Independent state theory to ensure indefinite eternal republican presidents
  • Filibust overturned
  • Indefinite suspenion of 2026 election
  • Term limits of Presidency removed
Wow, this sounds like the most important election of our lives!

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