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Zil posted:I still don't know what it is. like a whole bunch of this in a row: 
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I think it's just an artifact of the frame rate of the camera... They look to be on the rod at a point off from their centre of gravity so as the rod is pulled off the table they start to rotate and the frame rate is strobing to make them look weird.
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Jul 14, 2022 07:24
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LifeSunDeath posted:like a whole bunch of this in a row: I think it made more sense when I didn't understand it at all.
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I still can't believe those stubby little legs can move a ton of lard that fast in the water.
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It's a bunch of key blanks on a rod. They swing back and forth as he pulls them off the side. Since he is pulling slowly, they don't swing in sync. The first ones began to swing back while new ones leading the table swing opposite. So it looks like a unified thing moving in a strange way
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That's as bad as that Canadian striker who kicked a goal-bound ball off the goal line.
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Darth TNT posted:I still can't believe those stubby little legs can move a ton of lard that fast in the water. Hippos aren't actually that fat because they live in warm water they don't need a thick layer. They only look all rounded because they have 2" thick skin. Hippos are literally a giant ball of muscle and anger wrapped in armor.
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I swear, you could overlay the sound of a train with the hippo charging in and it would feel right.
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Jul 14, 2022 16:17
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I like the lion in the back who keeps looking at the hippo the whole time like "guys...?" and at the end is the one that peaces out first like fuuuuck this
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Jul 14, 2022 17:26
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I hope that camera operator is inside of a drat tank
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Darth TNT posted:I still can't believe those stubby little legs can move a ton of lard that fast in the water. The hippo can touch the bottom and the lions can’t. He’s running through the water that fast, which… Guyver posted:Hippos aren't actually that fat because they live in warm water they don't need a thick layer. They only look all rounded because they have 2" thick skin. Hippos are literally a giant ball of muscle and anger wrapped in armor. …Yeah. 
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Jul 14, 2022 20:56
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Guyver posted:Hippos aren't actually that fat because they live in warm water they don't need a thick layer. They only look all rounded because they have 2" thick skin. Hippos are literally a giant ball of muscle and anger wrapped in armor. The ultimate killing machine.
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Jul 14, 2022 21:55
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Zil posted:The ultimate killing machine. I mean if you're being sarcastic, you shouldn't be, because yeah, if there's one animal to be loving frightened of it's not lions it's hippos. Check this out and then think about your head: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wyhhxOZazI
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Jul 14, 2022 22:00
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Big deal I eat watermelon all the time It's not like granite Unimpressed edit: fat gently caress rhino!!!
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Jul 14, 2022 22:02
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Dont hippos kill more people than any other mammal in the world? Not including humans or like, indirect deaths from illness or whatever. Might be apocryphal but I remember reading some poo poo to that effect.
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Jul 14, 2022 22:04
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Yeah they kill 500 people a year. They're the most dead mammal. And they're aggressive to humans. Way more than lions.
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Zil posted:The ultimate killing machine. SMG’s spirit animal
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Jaxyon posted:They're the most dead mammal. I thought that was the thylacine.
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SyNack Sassimov posted:if there's one animal to be loving frightened of it's not lions it's hippos.
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Guyver posted:Hippos aren't actually that fat because they live in warm water they don't need a thick layer. They only look all rounded because they have 2" thick skin. Hippos are literally a giant ball of muscle and anger wrapped in armor. https://i.imgur.com/okEoSvE.mp4 gently caress off guys, you're not gonna eat me
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Cat Puke posted:I thought that was the thylacine. Mammal_
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I would assume the most dead mammal would be rats or something, in the sense of having the most dead.
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https://i.imgur.com/o7OIkKl.mp4
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Hippos are Wilson Fisk, got it.
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PainterofCrap posted:Mammal_  Marsupials are mammals... 
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Guyver posted:Hippos aren't actually that fat because they live in warm water they don't need a thick layer. They only look all rounded because they have 2" thick skin. Hippos are literally a giant ball of muscle and anger wrapped in armor. Also if you look at a hippo's mouth you know it's not going to be a clean death.
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Guyver posted:Hippos aren't actually that fat because they live in warm water they don't need a thick layer. They only look all rounded because they have 2" thick skin. Hippos are literally a giant ball of muscle and anger wrapped in armor. Allegedly about 18% of a hippo’s body weight is skin. If it's a 2000 kg hippo, that's 360 kg of skin. That is definitely classifiable as armor.
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The Lone Badger posted:Also if you look at a hippo's mouth you know it's not going to be a clean death.  If you didn't know what a hippo looked like, you'd think it was a savage monstrosity based on its skull. The sort of thing you'd fight in one of the Monster Hunter games.
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Guyver posted:Hippos aren't actually that fat because they live in warm water they don't need a thick layer. They only look all rounded because they have 2" thick skin. Hippos are literally a giant ball of muscle and anger wrapped in armor. I always assumed the skin was like the Elephant which I heard was relatively vulnerable.
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Mierenneuker posted:
It really makes ya think what dinosaurs and other prehistoric creatures actually looked like.
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Yeah, hippos and elephants kill WAY more people than lions. It's not even close Dogs, snakes, crocodiles and various bugs are at the top though 
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Zzulu posted:Yeah, hippos and elephants kill WAY more people than lions. It's not even close The snails is perhaps a bit misleading they aren't exactly tearing people limb from limb.
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Where the hell are there a bunch of deadly poisonous snails so I can be sure to never visit there?
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Cartoon Man posted:Where the hell are there a bunch of deadly poisonous snails so I can be sure to never visit there? The sea snails with the fun toxins?
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Jihad Joe posted:The snails is perhaps a bit misleading they aren't exactly tearing people limb from limb. I’m sure only a very, very small percentage of that is venomous snails actually killing people. That chart is invalid anyway because infecting people with disease doesn’t count. I challenge a mosquito without any pathogens to kill me before I kill it
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Cartoon Man posted:Where the hell are there a bunch of deadly poisonous snails so I can be sure to never visit there? Florida these days. Come for the racist boomers, stay for the giant meningitis snails
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Zzulu posted:Yeah, hippos and elephants kill WAY more people than lions. It's not even close Assassin Bugs aren't living up to their name
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Zzulu posted:Yeah, hippos and elephants kill WAY more people than lions. It's not even close Assassin Bug is an S-Tier name for a C-Tier killer. Nominative determinism kinda failed there:
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Samovar posted:It really makes ya think what dinosaurs and other prehistoric creatures actually looked like. All Yesterdays addresses this explicitly. For example, baboons:  and swans: 
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freeedr posted:That chart is invalid anyway because infecting people with disease doesn’t count. I challenge a mosquito without any pathogens to kill me before I kill it Yeah, if Mosquitos get to have Malaria and whatever other poo poo included in their total then Humans should have a bunch of infectious diseases included in ours, at which point Humans come out on top by a mile.
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