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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Just for tonight I am proud of Texas.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Lacey turning heel again.

Hopefully next she can leave my TV screen for a long long time again

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

quote:


 Fightful Select has learned Smackdown plans for tonight.




- Pat McAfee is slated to kick off the show, and be involved with Happy Corbin in a promo


- Championship Contender's Match: Liv Morgan vs. Natalya


- New Day promo


- Aliyah vs. Lacey Evans


- Drew McIntyre vs. Ridge Holland


- Madcap Moss vs. Theory


- Angelo Dawkins vs. Jimmy Uso. Sami Zayn is to be on commentary




- The advertised local post-show dark match is Riddle vs. Omos. 


- Ricochet & Drew Gulak vs. Los Lotharios and Raquel vs. Sonya Deville are pre-show dark matches.




Please be cognizant of those who wish to avoid spoilers, and please avoid copying and pasting the entire post, as this is how we pay our staf

mooseinfants
Dec 22, 2014
Does McAfee always sound so redneck

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
lol lacey botched that promo so bad even commentary stopped trying to sell it

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

DarkstarIV posted:

lol lacey botched that promo so bad even commentary stopped trying to sell it

I don't even know what happened with that thing.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Which poor NXT callup is gonna be Maxxine Dupri?

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Codependent Poster posted:

Which poor NXT callup is gonna be Maxxine Dupri?

Io

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
oh good they're still doing singles matches with the usos and profits but now on smackdown instead

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

DarkstarIV posted:

lol lacey botched that promo so bad even commentary stopped trying to sell it

Yea, ouch that is bad.
https://streamable.com/ez7ond

Alyiah was out there just standing in the ring for about 6 minutes throughout the whole thing.

Digital Jedi fucked around with this message at 02:53 on Jul 16, 2022

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
Slapnuts l o loving l

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Michael Cole echoed my sentiments after hearing that Lacey Evans promo. "I don't understand any of this".

0konner
Nov 17, 2016

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY

Sean Ross sapp can just say “dark match” that’s widely understood to already mean “local” and “post-show”. What would be a non-local dark match?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

First show without Vince in charge!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Historic

Fucker
Jan 4, 2013
:munch:

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Thank him? Lol

Fucker
Jan 4, 2013
THANK YOU, VINCE
THANK YOU, VINCE

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
:lmao: yeah thanks Vince you old loving piece of poo poo

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

thank u senile rapist

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

a company full of insane people and fans.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Good idea to go right to the Street Profits right after that since they rule

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I've already changed the channel. Could have opened the show bringing Slapjack back, you cowards.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
I teared up a bit at the start

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

it's extremely funny that after all of vince's time and involvement, a guy whose retirement at one time could have been a night-long mega event, his retirement instead was a 2 minute segment of someone else asking the fans to chant a couple times lol all mcmahons gently caress off forever

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Oh right Theory could be Romans opponent if Brock bails

bartok
May 10, 2006



I made it until the chants started. Going to watch something more wholesome like The Sadness instead.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

TV Zombie posted:

Oh right Theory could be Romans opponent if Brock bails

imagine the crowd reaction

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

GrimGypsy posted:

it's extremely funny that after all of vince's time and involvement, a guy whose retirement at one time could have been a night-long mega event, his retirement instead was a 2 minute segment of someone else asking the fans to chant a couple times lol all mcmahons gently caress off forever

vince craving mainstream attention forever and when he finally got it his rear end got torn apart lol

Fucker
Jan 4, 2013
nakamura... i miss this dude.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Oh my god, I just watched Steph's promo and it was so loving bad

Great start to the new era!

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Fucker posted:

nakamura... i miss this dude.

He’s easily one of the coolest dudes on the roster based on that presentation

Fucker
Jan 4, 2013
alright im done. back to just new japan for me.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I'm glad vince hosed up and retired

0konner
Nov 17, 2016

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY
Xavier looks like a unicorn from the old tmnt movies this feels like a “Vince gone be weird” move.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
viking raiders look like cute lil racoon guys w their makeup and furs

0konner
Nov 17, 2016

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY
Lmao Michael cole: “I’ve been insulted for 25 years it doesn’t matter”

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
this is aew level audio production did vince take the good mics?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

0konner posted:

Lmao Michael cole: “I’ve been insulted for 25 years it doesn’t matter”

Gonna need a clip of this

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
why are sheamus' lil goons pacing and touching each other so much

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