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Zero_Grade posted:Ms. Boebert I know your old one just got shut down, but these restaurant concepts keep getting worse. As long as she doesn't start a restaurant inspired by the romantic tale of how she met her husband, it's fine
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Jul 15, 2022 16:41
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"Open Taps" covers many bases as a name for that bar
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Jul 15, 2022 16:59
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She can start an british-themed old-timey pub called The Tattooed Todger
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Jul 15, 2022 17:00
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This was written by a psychopath.
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Jul 15, 2022 17:44
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first you cook the noodles then you incinerate the noodles then you cover the charred ruins of your warcrime noodles with mint poo poo.
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Jul 15, 2022 17:58
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Gotta make sure those noodles are completely dead
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Jul 15, 2022 18:02
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I'm getting hungry from some garlic butter noodles though, dayum that poo poo goes hard sometimes.
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Jul 15, 2022 18:04
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LifeSunDeath posted:I'm getting hungry from some garlic butter noodles though, dayum that poo poo goes hard sometimes. One of my favourite easy foods is just chicken fried up crispy with a load of garlic and butter then put on pasta. Could eat that all day every day honestly.
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Jul 15, 2022 18:31
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Captain Hygiene posted:Gotta make sure those noodles are completely dead  https://i.imgur.com/kO7qjoI.mp4https://i.imgur.com/YJffjRf.mp4  https://i.imgur.com/EvkjRW4.mp4
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Jul 15, 2022 19:09
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Pookah posted:She can start an british-themed old-timey pub called The Tattooed Todger
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Jul 15, 2022 19:31
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Zero_Grade posted:House specialty: spotted dick Also Chode in the Hole
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Jul 15, 2022 19:36
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https://i.imgur.com/GIwz5dC.mp4
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Jul 15, 2022 21:45
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SlothfulCobra posted:
Oh boy, gagh! Just like Huk'lur used to make
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Jul 15, 2022 22:13
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God, it probably smells amazing, too.
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Jul 15, 2022 22:18
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That's... a tree, right?
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Jul 15, 2022 22:26
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No it's roast beef, idiot
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Jul 15, 2022 22:47
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that's a mushree.
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Jul 15, 2022 22:51
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looks dry
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Jul 15, 2022 22:54
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steinrokkan posted:As long as she doesn't start a restaurant inspired by the romantic tale of how she met her husband, it's fine At least it would be a great place to hang out.
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Jul 15, 2022 23:32
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Brawnfire posted:I think I'm gonna go ahead with my bar idea Shotguns, where customers shotgun a beer after it's been shot with birdshot from a shotgun What about beer-salt loaded season shot? https://hiconsumption.com/season-shot-spice-loaded-shotgun-ammo/ "Each shotgun shell is made of tightly packed seasoning bound by a fully biodegradable food product. When it hits the bird, the seasoning is instantly injected. Just clean your catch and put it in the oven; the flavor pellets melt into the meat spreading the flavor to the entire bird. It certainly beats combing through the bird for steel birdshot fragments. Creator Brett Holm is hoping to bring his invention to the market soon, and he plans on offering flavors like cajun, lemon pepper, garlic, teriyaki, and honey mustard."
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Brawnfire posted:I think I'm gonna go ahead with my bar idea Shotguns, where customers shotgun a beer after it's been shot with birdshot from a shotgun alcohol straight from the shotgun or no deal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD7dGTt96uY
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Jul 16, 2022 14:58
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Jul 17, 2022 00:51
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Dumb but would Which is what I wish a woman would say of me
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Jul 17, 2022 03:01
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I have a vegan friend who likes the vegan burger at McDonald's so we've been together more times than I would like recently, anyway the way he puts ketchup on his fries is to squeeze a line of ketchup along each fry individually as he eats it and I'm beginning to think he's a serial killer Apparently he doesn't like the idea of just squeezing out the sauce onto the paper thing or the burger box lid or something less insane
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Jul 17, 2022 11:32
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Butterfly Valley posted:I have a vegan friend who likes the vegan burger at McDonald's so we've been together more times than I would like recently, anyway the way he puts ketchup on his fries is to squeeze a line of ketchup along each fry individually as he eats it and I'm beginning to think he's a serial killer  before you get severed
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Jul 17, 2022 16:09
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I thought they just gave you a little paper cup of sauce now? Does he bring his own ketchup bottle? Or... does he eat at the ketchup dispenser??
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Jul 17, 2022 16:10
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OwlFancier posted:I thought they just gave you a little paper cup of sauce now? Does he bring his own ketchup bottle? Or... does he eat at the ketchup dispenser?? Packets, op.
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Jul 17, 2022 16:12
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I will not be dissuaded from my mental image of someone monopolizing the ketchup dispenser as they methodically use it to make their way through a full order of fries 
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Jul 17, 2022 16:17
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OwlFancier posted:I thought they just gave you a little paper cup of sauce now? Does he bring his own ketchup bottle? Or... does he eat at the ketchup dispenser?? Oh my God your rap sheet combined with this post lmao. Individually ketchupped toes.
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Jul 17, 2022 17:23
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BigHead posted:Oh my God your rap sheet combined with this post lmao. Individually ketchupped toes. Glad to see that one still paying dividends 
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Jul 17, 2022 17:40
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Squeezing Dipping  Optimum performance 
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Jul 17, 2022 17:51
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SlothfulCobra posted:Squeezing  
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Jul 17, 2022 19:13
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Optimum performance: lose the ketchup, dip your fries in mustard 
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Jul 17, 2022 20:09
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The Belgians and the Dutch have it right, chips and mayo is the way forward, or any one of the ridiculous multitude of sauces you can get with your cone of chips there
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Jul 17, 2022 20:10
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Here in America we use ketchup to honor the blood of the troops who sacrificed themselves to allow us to enjoy our Freedom Fries 
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Jul 17, 2022 20:11
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The better move would have been renaming them for Belgium to actually piss the French off
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Jul 17, 2022 20:12
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Belgium, native home of the noble potato
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Jul 17, 2022 20:14
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Butterfly Valley posted:The Belgians and the Dutch have it right, chips and mayo is the way forward, or any one of the ridiculous multitude of sauces you can get with your cone of chips there actually the future is catupiry 
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Jul 17, 2022 20:14
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Butterfly Valley posted:The better move would have been renaming them for Belgium to actually piss the French off You really expect Republicans to be that clever?
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