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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
The problem with Hippos is that they're insanely territorial and aggressive. A lion might kill you because they're hungry or scared. A hippo will just kill you because they're pissed off that you dared step foot on their turf.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Ginette Reno posted:

The problem with Hippos is that they're insanely territorial and aggressive. A lion might kill you because they're hungry or scared. A hippo will just kill you because they're pissed off that you dared step foot on their turf.

thiccabod
Nov 26, 2007


Wanna pet that dog

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


thiccabod posted:

Wanna pet that dog

I’m pretty sure in one of the Hellraiser movies the Cenobites had a doggo like that.

winnydpu
May 3, 2007
Sugartime Jones
I don't see leopards on that list. Like crocodiles, they are probably under-counted because the person just disappears. Eventually you find a wallet, belt buckle and shoe soles out in the bush somewhere.

Hippos don't eat someone they kill (although they have been known to chew on corpses a little), so their victim is always found and identified. If a croc takes a woman getting water some morning, she just disappears. If a leopard grabs someone walking down a trail at night, they are just gone. I suspect hippo deaths are over-counted relative to others. Pretty sure lion deaths are under-counted as well, for the reasons above. A lot of people need to sneak through wildlife areas in Africa in order to immigrate to an area with jobs. I doubt those deaths are properly reported.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r8rkobRl011vij12m.mp4

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Pasco posted:

Yeah, if Mosquitos get to have Malaria and whatever other poo poo included in their total then Humans should have a bunch of infectious diseases included in ours, at which point Humans come out on top by a mile.

Yeah but if you count the origin of disease then you have to add the dreaded civet, the legendary green monkey, various viruses for cancers...

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Azhais posted:

Florida these days. Come for the racist boomers, stay for the giant meningitis snails
Yes, as a public service to all, Don't Touch the Big Snails.
https://arstechnica.com/science/2022/07/florida-battling-giant-savage-snails-that-spread-brain-invading-worms-again/

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I know that if we work together, we can take that top spot from mosquitoes. Have faith

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

Mierenneuker posted:



If you didn't know what a hippo looked like, you'd think it was a savage monstrosity based on its skull. The sort of thing you'd fight in one of the Monster Hunter games.

As far as I know they actually are savage monstrosities.

Fart of Presto
Feb 9, 2001
Clapping Larry

Jihad Joe posted:

The snails is perhaps a bit misleading they aren't exactly tearing people limb from limb.

Somebody didn't watch the 1988 documentary Slugs :colbert:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Not sure what was the motivation for this one. With sound.

https://i.imgur.com/jKlCshx.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/1rt2MEX.mp4

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

King Missile warned me of such things.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/qCrBlvH.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

ok like seriously don't stick your dick in this machine.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I dunno if I had a fifty foot long dick I would probably rather chop it into discrete segments too.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://i.imgur.com/2a0UHpW.mp4

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

WFH set up for truckers looks kinda pricey, but I guess it's worth it in the long run.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost



American Truck Sim is fun. I'm glad I can play it in VR and pretend my setup is just as good as this one.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


duz posted:

American Truck Sim is fun. I'm glad I can play it in VR and pretend my setup is just as good as this one.

Note that none of his poo poo is actually tied to the sim, might as well just be fancy stickers.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Bad Munki posted:

Note that none of his poo poo is actually tied to the sim, might as well just be fancy stickers.

Based on his other vids, it seems like its all tied into the sim.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Robobot posted:

WFH set up for truckers looks kinda pricey, but I guess it's worth it in the long haul.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Want to have something like that for a space combat game like Elite Dangerous or Star Citizen

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Based on his other vids, it seems like its all tied into the sim.

Huh, non of the gauges I could see changed at all and he apparently drives with his hazards on.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Bad Munki posted:

Huh, non of the gauges I could see changed at all and he apparently drives with his hazards on.

I was thinking that too, but I guess if you're driving a rig most of your gauges are going to be pretty steady as you hold speed. But he apparently has a poo poo ton of vids on Youtube if him just driving different routes in Truck Simulator. You can see the gauges react and move accurately in those, and all the switches seem to activate proper functions in the sim.

Maybe he has the hazards on because it adds to the glam vibe in the cab. He certainly seems to be driving for hours at a time blasting ranchera music at full volume in his other vids.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/JFhcNHB.mp4

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



Glove box super stoked to be there.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/IpYL8EJ.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

rydiafan posted:

Glove box super stoked to be there.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
lmao I thought it was a dude dropping down from a rope at first, before it took to the air

man what a perfect gif

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/ThL3vDm.mp4

witchcraft

Darth TNT
Sep 20, 2013

I wonder if she’s single…

Prof. Banks
Apr 22, 2015

Computer lab day! Time to spend 45 minutes trying to load pokemon.com!


Darth TNT posted:

I wonder if she’s single…

Clearly her 9' tall husband is filming.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

I already knew how to fold a fitted sheet but just want to say that little tuck in at the end is a finesse I wasn't expecting.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
it's always the finesse you least expect that catches you slippin'

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
What's the benefit over just folding it into a little ball?


https://i.imgur.com/2CMDhbe.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
them cheeks doing some weird stuff

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

https://i.imgur.com/TmbuPad.mp4

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

mobby_6kl posted:

What's the benefit over just folding it into a little ball?

You can stack them more easily, and find specific sheets easier in the pile. Obviously not a problem when you live alone and don't change your sheets anyway, but for those of us with like multiple people, different size sheets for different beds, etc it's helpful. Not to brag but I have an actual linen closet.

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HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer
So what about if every inch of a flat surface in your house is covered in dog hair and you need to fold your laundry free handing it in the air in front of you, what's your genius solution then tough guy

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