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put this in the op
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 16:47 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 13:15 |
Karach posted:When the Mennonites aren't busy destroying Mexico's forests, they're commiting culinary genocide It's cool that they took one of the five mother sauces and named it after some sex pest elder. Very on brand for a bizarre offshoot of an offshoot of an offshoot of American Christianity.
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 16:51 |
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Oglethorpe posted:475ml is 2ml too much apparently It's 2 cups, or an american pint.
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 16:51 |
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i say swears online posted:mennonites can make me a chicken fried steak any day This is flavour erasure
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 16:52 |
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Karach posted:When the Mennonites aren't busy destroying Mexico's forests, they're commiting culinary genocide a man with a chinstrap beard has...emitted some calamine lotion onto your noodles
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 16:59 |
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Too much religious discrimination itt lately. Let the mennonites/amish/doukhobors
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 17:01 |
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https://www.sundaypost.com/fp/humanity-will-not-survive-extinction-of-most-marine-plants-and-animals/quote:An Edinburgh-based research team fears plankton, the tiny organisms that sustain life in our seas, has all but been wiped out after spending two years collecting water samples from the Atlantic. not ideal edit: can't seem to find the report itself, and this isn't reported elsewhere so take with a grain of salt. In any case, we've killed off somewhere between 50-90% of the plankton and it will be gone in 20-25 years. Torpor has issued a correction as of 17:54 on Jul 17, 2022 |
# ? Jul 17, 2022 17:46 |
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like alot of places iraq has been losing water suddenly/massively lately and now https://www.rudaw.net/english/middleeast/iraq/13072022 https://www.globaltimes.cn/page/202207/1270708.shtml quote:Hamdani blamed Ankara for using "water waste" as a pretext for cutting Iraq's water supply, which it has done by damming key rivers that flow southward into Iraq. quote:On Tuesday, Turkey's Ambassador to Iraq Ali Riza Guney sparked anger by accusing Iraqis of "squandering" water resources, calling on Twitter for "immediate measures to reduce the waste" including "the modernization of irrigation systems." there's similar stuff between sudan-ethiopia over a new nile dam https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-06-27/sudan-s-feud-with-ethiopia-worsens-as-it-alleges-soldiers-killed https://www.al-monitor.com/originals/2022/05/sudan-ethiopia-blame-each-other-border-violations-amid-nile-dam-dispute quote:Ethiopia and Sudan have been locked in a decades-old dispute over the 260-square-kilometer border area of al-Fashqa, a patch of fertile agricultural borderland from which Khartoum expelled thousands of Ethiopian farmers in mid-December 2020, in an escalation that has since led to renewed clashes between the two countries. TLDR; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObOqq1knVxs
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 18:34 |
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close to ideal though! once we reach 100% we can kick back secure in the knowledge we did what primitive man could only dream of.
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 18:36 |
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maybe we can keep plankton alive in captivity
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 18:38 |
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elon musk will invent plankton surrogate nanobots, don't worry about it
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 18:42 |
Torpor posted:https://www.sundaypost.com/fp/humanity-will-not-survive-extinction-of-most-marine-plants-and-animals/ Lol, well, good loving game. No rematch. Upshot: They replenish quickly ... Downside: ... but only if conditions are reverted.
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 18:44 |
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Karach posted:When the Mennonites aren't busy destroying Mexico's forests, they're commiting culinary genocide lol this is literally a roux gravy recipe except it leaves out the parts with actual flavor
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 18:49 |
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river valleys are bad news, the hills and the desert are where it's at
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 18:52 |
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Torpor posted:https://www.sundaypost.com/fp/humanity-will-not-survive-extinction-of-most-marine-plants-and-animals/ Thats ok. Everything's fine. Everything's ok, I'm not screaming into my pillow at this moment right now.
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 18:52 |
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antarctica is going to get whittled away by billionaires chipping off icebergs as souveneirs
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 18:57 |
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mahershalalhashbaz posted:river valleys are bad news, the hills and the desert are where it's at good places to find interesting adaptations to the harsh conditions, like cacti clinging to sheer rocky cliff faces
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 19:00 |
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Shifty Nipples posted:good places to find interesting adaptations to the harsh conditions, like cacti clinging to sheer rocky cliff faces
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 19:03 |
https://twitter.com/chriscartw83/status/1548639904846028800
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 19:07 |
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Torpor posted:edit: can't seem to find the report itself, and this isn't reported elsewhere so take with a grain of salt. In any case, we've killed off somewhere between 50-90% of the plankton and it will be gone in 20-25 years. here's the paper: https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=3860950 it was originally posted in 2021, claimed to be published in "ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCE eJOURNAL Vol. 1, No. 28: Jun 17, 2021" which I can't find anything about online. https://twitter.com/EliotJacobson/status/1449019138941145090?s=20&t=u3pByHeEzvufFKeU_NBEOA the authors are also consultants for waste water treatment plants and what a shocker, that's also what their #1 suggestion is about : quote:Dr. Howard Dryden: 40 years as marine biologist; social entrepreneur with 4 decades of industry experience in water treatment and closed loop so they may be right, but it doesn't seem like strong science
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 19:09 |
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Crop failures, here we come!
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 19:15 |
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Torpor posted:https://www.sundaypost.com/fp/humanity-will-not-survive-extinction-of-most-marine-plants-and-animals/ lol talk about self Tzen has issued a correction as of 08:36 on Jul 18, 2022 |
# ? Jul 17, 2022 19:17 |
CRUSTY MINGE posted:Crop failures, here we come! That tan blob in the middle is Iowa and Nebraska, with a little bit of Kansas and Missouri. Right in the breadbasket.
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 19:18 |
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i say swears online posted:maybe we can keep plankton alive in captivity Give him the Krabby Patty already
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 19:20 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDTz7UMg-jg&t=8s
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 19:26 |
I saw a dolphin swimming in the water today (well, its fin) which was pretty cool, ticked off that "see it before it's gone" box hell yeah
IAMKOREA has issued a correction as of 19:30 on Jul 17, 2022 |
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 19:27 |
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Crop failures, here we come! Ah, so that's what that out of place color band means.
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 19:29 |
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i think you will find that temperatures go up and down normally so crops are used to temperature fluctuations and we waste 40% of our food anyway
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 19:30 |
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SplitSoul posted:Ah, so that's what that out of place color band means. i wanted to share that pic but it's way too embarrassing to do so now
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 19:32 |
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cool and normal
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 19:32 |
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Tzen posted:read about this an hour ago and i don't have a lmao big enough holy loving poo poo, if the plankton is gone that's Game Over
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 19:35 |
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name one thing a plankton has ever done for me
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 19:41 |
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Rectal Death Adept posted:name one thing a plankton has ever done for me they helped feed all those whales i've eaten
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 19:43 |
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Torpor posted:https://www.sundaypost.com/fp/humanity-will-not-survive-extinction-of-most-marine-plants-and-animals/ Maybe it is this one? https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=3860950 "When there are changes in ocean chemistry, the conditions may favour a new set of species - there will be winners and losers - and this happens right across the animal and plant kingdoms. More acid conditions will favour organisms like cyanobacteria, protozoa, and toxic dinoflagellate algae[22]. They will replace carbonate and silicabased plankton, resulting in not only a toxic ocean environment, but potentially a toxic atmosphere[23][24][25][26][27]." Seems good. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinoflagellate "Dinoflagellates sometimes bloom in concentrations of more than a million cells per millilitre. Under such circumstances, they can produce toxins (generally called dinotoxins) in quantities capable of killing fish and accumulating in filter feeders such as shellfish, which in turn may be passed on to people who eat them. This phenomenon is called a red tide, from the color the bloom imparts to the water."
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 19:43 |
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that figure is a great example of why the paper isn't exactly that scientifically strong. quote:The Yellow Line is our prediction for the increased growth of bacteria and dinoflagellates, based on (i) the IPEN (2021) that's all the explanation we get of how their "model" that they derived the yellow line comes from, it is just their expert prediction and we just have to trust it or not. (also some of their references are blog posts.) this is the exact kind of paper i was thinking of when i said that this thread could make its own meta-analysis paper and get traction over it
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 19:52 |
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Thanks for providing that insight for those of us who are not that scientifically literate. Red tide is very much some Biblical poo poo.
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 20:02 |
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Holy poo poo though it really does feel like we went from 1 to 100 this year
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 20:03 |
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Ihmemies posted:2040s: All marine life and plankton based on carbonate dissolves, along with the ross of all the whales, and fish. We now have run-away climate change and mass starvation of billions of people. the earth has cycles! not manmade. just turn up the ac and eat something else
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 20:09 |
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Ihmemies posted:Seems good. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinoflagellate quote:Some dinoflagellates also exhibit bioluminescence—primarily emitting blue-green light. Thus, some parts of the ocean light up at night giving blue-green light.
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 20:10 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 13:15 |
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if the oceans are red and poisonous at least the survivors won't nag me for not wanting to swim in it it loving sucks and is filled with assholes Crabs deserve to dissolve, loving jerks
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# ? Jul 17, 2022 20:16 |