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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Nice Van My Man posted:

If they just moved him left one toe it would work better since those toes are more even.

Well that's a matter of perspective

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Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




This rules.

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012

I wouldn't put it on my body, but at least it's funny and not racist.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
the beard

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


He should shave or that tattoo's going to fade unevenly.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
But if he doesn't shave he can cover up more of that monstrosity...

:thunk:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bismuth posted:

the beard



Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



Bismuth posted:

the beard



looks a bit dog-eared

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Bismuth posted:

the beard



did you swipe whichever way you end up dating them?

Giga Pet giveaway
Jun 28, 2008

You're Not Welcome?

Gone :( Anyone snag a picture?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
It was the top half of Peter Griffin on the top of someone's foot so that their middle two toes formed his legs.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Giga Pet giveaway posted:

Gone :( Anyone snag a picture?

i got you



whypick1 posted:

It was the top half of Peter Griffin on the top of someone's foot so that their middle two toes formed his legs.

it's feeter griffin

Giga Pet giveaway
Jun 28, 2008

You're Not Welcome?

whypick1 posted:

It was the top half of Peter Griffin on the top of someone's foot so that their middle two toes formed his legs.

Mx. posted:

i got you



it's feeter griffin

I could not hate this more, thank you.
It bothers me that they chose two toes with such a difference in length, it feels like moving it one over to the left would have given him normal legs (unless that's a joke I'm missing not being a fan)?

Lechtansi
Mar 23, 2004

Item Get

Giga Pet giveaway posted:

I could not hate this more, thank you.
It bothers me that they chose two toes with such a difference in length, it feels like moving it one over to the left would have given him normal legs (unless that's a joke I'm missing not being a fan)?

You’ve already put more thought into it than the artist and customer, that’s for sure.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


i love it, it's the only foot tattoo that has made me want to get a foot tattoo

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Giga Pet giveaway posted:

It bothers me that they chose two toes with such a difference in length

canyoneer posted:

Well that's a matter of perspective

It isn’t a straight on depiction so it works

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



That’s just a biblical angel. Blessed.

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012




missed opportunity not incorporating the belly button into some sort of orifice

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Since Google knows me so well, this article on video game tattoos showed up on my newsfeed. Posting in this thread because although the advice in the article is decent, some of the pieces they chose for the pictures are rough (like the Hylian Shield or the Energy Sword). Plus the comment section.

Naked Man Punch
Sep 13, 2008

They see me rollin';
they hatin'.
Well, then.

NWS https://imgur.com/KnT22FK NWS

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



yo baby i got that nussy

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

I just got the intrusive mental image of that tattoo oozing spinal fluid when she gets turned on.

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



Blue Footed Booby posted:

I just got the intrusive mental image of that tattoo oozing spinal fluid when she gets turned on.

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.




“my neck, my back, my pussy and my crack” were not meant to all be the same place.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Imagine you're an artist going to work a tattoo convention, and this is the photo representative of your best work that you submit to showcase on their website.

Zamboni Rodeo has a new favorite as of 16:38 on Jul 16, 2022

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




It matches most of the rest of the artists at that convention though, so I guess they know their audience

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

Imagine you're an artist going to work a tattoo convention, and this is the photo representative of your best work that you submit to showcase on their website.



The Ace of Poptarts

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

The second A being right side up is killing me

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



Zamboni Rodeo posted:

Imagine you're an artist going to work a tattoo convention, and this is the photo representative of your best work that you submit to showcase on their website.



Ace of Sharts

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Same thing but bigger, please.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
police academy new recruit week specials.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Now that's one helluva metaphor: covering up the overt racism with slightly more subtle racism.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


OwlFancier posted:

Same thing but bigger, please.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Something fishy about this one...

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Shoehead posted:

Something fashy about this one...

ftfy

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
The image he posted isn't great (original), but this sure looks a lot like "my cousin knows a guy who can do it for free"

https://twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1548735840553148416

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Rich people always get the absolute shittiest tattoos.

I think it’s because they’re used to just being able to buy whatever they want right away.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

One of these things is not like the oth- oh wait nevermind

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Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/slvppy/status/1549591578632630272

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