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Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
I had one of those 90s computer desks until 2002, then I upgraded to one of these...



It loving rules and the one I have can hold a 40" and a 43" monitor side by side

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Oh rad, the ShinBarker 9000™

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Humbug Scoolbus posted:

I had one of those 90s computer desks until 2002, then I upgraded to one of these...



It loving rules and the one I have can hold a 40" and a 43" monitor side by side

Shame you cant fit the giant air conditioner any more

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Ah yes, the ol "industrial Soviet paper-pusher" aesthetic

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Papers Please ARG desk

Rexxed
May 1, 2010

Dis is amazing!
I gotta try dis!

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Is there an easily printable guide that can help identify different cards by their connectors (ISA,PCI, PCI Express, AGP, etc as well as their various iterations?)? I just wound up with literal boxes of various cards and I need to sort them.

Not sure about easily printable but there's some general reference stuff like this online:
https://www.computerlanguage.com/results.php?definition=accessory+card


Probably would be good to do multiple passes like putting the same kinds together and then if you can't ID one right away leave it out for a second pass. Of the main variants you might see but weren't that common, PCI-X is a variant of PCI that was mostly seen in servers and can often be longer, kind of like vesa local bus for ISA which looks like an ISA card that's longer with an extra card edge connector at the end.

https://connecttech.com/resource-center/kdb290-pci-x-bus-technology/


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VESA_Local_Bus

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Gonz posted:



I can smell this photo at the same time i’m hearing it.
gently caress off mom I’m playin’ MindMaze. It’s educational!

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


The point of sliding trays is that you're supposed to type on a surface level with your elbows, which computer desks are generally not. Therefore the sliding tray puts the keyboard a whole shiny inch lower than the monitor, whee! I had special ergonomic trays that you could raise-lower-tilt because I had actual RSA.

Nowadays we all type on laptops, so it's back to having the keyboards level with the monitor, progress is wonderful.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Arsenic Lupin posted:

The point of sliding trays is that you're supposed to type on a surface level with your elbows, which computer desks are generally not. Therefore the sliding tray puts the keyboard a whole shiny inch lower than the monitor, whee! I had special ergonomic trays that you could raise-lower-tilt because I had actual RSA.

Nowadays we all type on laptops, so it's back to having the keyboards level with the monitor, progress is wonderful.

I still use keyboard trays on my desks, and generally don't type on laptops unless I really have to (like I'm travelling really light or using someone else's laptop). I use wireless keyboards now, with my preferred model being switchable between 3 devices, so I don't have to hassle with cords and connecting to different machines with more than a button-press. The wireless mouse I use also connects to three different devices and switches between them with a button, which comes in really handy when I'm running my work laptop and personal desktop through the same monitor and jumping back and forth between them.


Humbug Scoolbus posted:

I had one of those 90s computer desks until 2002, then I upgraded to one of these...



It loving rules and the one I have can hold a 40" and a 43" monitor side by side

I had a desk along those lines at an old job and it was pretty much my favorite desk ever. I had both PC and Mac towers with their own monitors on top, and I used the right-side typing tray for my mouse. It was big enough I could scooch up close enough that the keyboard was not too far away, although I was younger and maybe that position would be worse for me now than it used to be.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
I actually had a computer desk with a modestly usable keyboard tray as recently as ... O.K. like 7 years ago. It was a corner desk with a metal tray under the place where the monitor went, and it actually slid out diagonally downward to be vaguely ergonomic and actually in roughly the right place to use it, as long as your chair could match the appropriate height. But I mean there is also a reason that desk did not survive my next move

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I had a desk along those lines at an old job and it was pretty much my favorite desk ever. I had both PC and Mac towers with their own monitors on top, and I used the right-side typing tray for my mouse. It was big enough I could scooch up close enough that the keyboard was not too far away, although I was younger and maybe that position would be worse for me now than it used to be.
My current desk, which was also my computer desk from 1992 to 2003, anecdotally belonged to a general at some point. It certainly says "ARMY AIR FORCE 1943" on the bottom, which sort of checks out since the air force was not its own thing yet then. Is it a good computer desk? Well, let me put it this way, it is 6 feet wide and takes two adult men to move it even when empty. YES IT IS A GREAT COMPUTER DESK

History Comes Inside! posted:

My friends’ mum scanned her boobs once and I know this because we were on the computer and opened the folder that said don’t open, because we were 11.
We all owe a debt of gratitude to those incredibly rare women who were willing to put themselves on flatbed scanners in the late 1990s/early 2000s.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Is there an easily printable guide that can help identify different cards by their connectors (ISA,PCI, PCI Express, AGP, etc as well as their various iterations?)? I just wound up with literal boxes of various cards and I need to sort them.

https://www.deviantart.com/sonic840/art/Computer-Hardware-Chart-2-0-587798335

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

I actually have a photo of my desk from August of '99. Red Alert and Starcrafting that fucker UP.


Bonus shot of the top shelf of my closet taken around 2002 for some reason, with tech relics in there

mlnhd
Jun 4, 2002

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

I actually have a photo of my desk from August of '99. Red Alert and Starcrafting that fucker UP.


Is that a floor plan of your school on the board? Did you ever make a doom wad of your school?

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

mlnhd posted:

Is that a floor plan of your school on the board? Did you ever make a doom wad of your school?

1) worse: a Super K-Mart that opened locally in the mid-90s. It was the most expensive one ever built, and the second largest on earth
2) I actually did back in 1995. I gave up after doing one building because I realized that brutalist boxes criscrossed by two hallways made for a really really dull level.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

I actually have a photo of my desk from August of '99. Red Alert and Starcrafting that fucker UP.


Bonus shot of the top shelf of my closet taken around 2002 for some reason, with tech relics in there


HO

LE

poo poo

Nice setup bro. Sick lava lamp.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I mean to be rude but that is the most boring-coloured lava lamp I've ever seen.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I loving love ancient giant desks and would buy one in a second if I knew enough people to be able to move one into my home office.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I loving love ancient giant desks and would buy one in a second if I knew enough people to be able to move one into my home office.

The one I had made me feel safe that in an earthquake I could just hide underneath it and the rest of the building could collapse but I would be safe. The thing was a tank.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I’d probably take the car or the money, even back then. Those VR units were so drat janky and cumbersome.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Gonz posted:

I’d probably take the car or the money, even back then. Those VR units were so drat janky and cumbersome.



No purchase or phone call nessessary
To Enter Call :

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I mean to be rude but that is the most boring-coloured lava lamp I've ever seen.
You should see it with the blacklight on, bro

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

FilthyImp posted:

You should see it with the blacklight on, bro

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Gonz posted:

I’d probably take the car or the money, even back then. Those VR units were so drat janky and cumbersome.



Oh I'm taking the mazda sports car. Hope it's an RX7 and not just a miata, but I'd take the miata.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I would take the money, wait five more years, and buy Apple when it dipped in June of 97 after steve jobs sold all his stock. Then I would let that build until 2012 and sell it at 10 million to buy into the facebook ipo, for an eventual profit of 800 million dollars

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




same

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I would go in the VR Torment Nexus, get dizzy, and SHIDD and FARDD.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




also same

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

Found this in a box I was clearing out:



and a pair of these beauties:



Creative Labs CT6670 3Dfx Voodoo 2 Graphics cards with a whopping 12MB

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
SLI that poo poo

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I mean to be rude but that is the most boring-coloured lava lamp I've ever seen.

the blue is nowhere near as dark as it looks in the photo, and I still have it.

It occurs to me my desktop of the era is also a relic, but I also just want an excuse to post the NESticle icon. It's like an almanac of internet-poisoned teenager poo poo. Hey look, I had an ICQ message waiting!

Armacham
Mar 3, 2007

Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?
The B in B-Wing stands for "best" because it's the best ship in the star wars universe

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

It's pronounced "bwing".

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Armacham posted:

The B in B-Wing stands for "best" because it's the best ship in the star wars universe

:hmmyes:

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Armacham posted:

The B in B-Wing stands for "best" because it's the best ship in the star wars universe

You misspelled "TIE Interceptor" catastrophically

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

You misspelled "TIE Defender" catastrophically

ftfy

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The TIE Defender defender has logged in.

Armacham
Mar 3, 2007

Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?
What if tie fighter but three wings

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Armacham posted:

What if tie fighter but three wings

that's a tri fighter

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches






It's just a tie advanced put together wrong. Somebody loving around at the shipyard and everybody has a good laugh about it until the grand admiral comes by for a surprise visit and the foreman has to think fast and next thing you know you're meeting with the emperor himself who's congratulating you on your brilliant new prototype design and talking about how it's going to be a key part of the next generation of galactic control along with his new droid trooper army and you're sweating bullets hoping you can hock the medal he just pinned to your chest for enough creds to get to the outer rim before anybody figures out that the solar panels are on inside out

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Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy
Found a picture of corner desk I built myself. Must have been around 2000. Dirty dishes included cause why would you move those before taking a picture!

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