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Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Some of those late-game challenge levels get pretty weird

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/uhactually/status/1549762227615305728?s=21&t=gZBduxOtb0V3mjjgZv0-sA

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


My prayers have been answered!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Ah, so he's moved on to critical race-to-the-bathroom theory

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/DingDongVG/status/1549748367751671809

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


There's only one big monkey lover? I find that hard to believe.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Donkey Kong is not a monkey

Didn't this publication have a content editor!?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/TheSavBananas/status/1529492647546691584

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Lobok posted:

There's only one big monkey lover? I find that hard to believe.

This is how monkeypox happened.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Thing about Guinness Book of World Records nowadays is that you just call them up, pay a fee and they will find a way for you to get a world record in something.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

muscles like this! posted:

Thing about Guinness Book of World Records nowadays is that you just call them up, pay a fee and they will find a way for you to get a world record in something.

Most people to pay for a low effort mass produced product and stand around in it.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Croccers posted:


Most people to pay for a low effort mass produced product and stand around in it.

I can understand the reason for most of these bans but i kind want to know what caused the winking record ban.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Well, poo poo, now I'm wondering about "longest dog ever"

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Antivehicular posted:

Well, poo poo, now I'm wondering about "longest dog ever"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorba_(dog)

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

This wikipedia article has 0 pictures of the dooooooooooooooooooooooooooog in question and I am incensed

e: To rectify this, have the entry (with accompanying picture) from specifically dog wikipedia: https://thecompletedog.fandom.com/wiki/English_Mastiff#World_Record

Ichabod Sexbeast has a new favorite as of 08:56 on Jul 21, 2022

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

quote:

US authorities offer $7,000 reward in hunt for a man, who was wrongly released from prison, over shooting of Lady Gaga's dog walker


https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-07-21/reward-offered-to-find-james-howard-jackson-in-lady-gaga-case/101258990

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Turns out dognapping is a thing, yet another reason to stay away from purebred dogs.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

You wouldn't download a dog. e: By popular demand would download a dog or dogs.

3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 11:41 on Jul 21, 2022

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Yes I would. I'd do it twice even.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

This wikipedia article has 0 pictures of the dooooooooooooooooooooooooooog in question and I am incensed

e: To rectify this, have the entry (with accompanying picture) from specifically dog wikipedia: https://thecompletedog.fandom.com/wiki/English_Mastiff#World_Record

155 kg ! That's genuine bloody madness.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Lady Disdain posted:

155 kg ! That's genuine bloody madness.

Tbh I was expecting some kind of "daschund but more so" rather than the scaled up vector dog

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/jfrankensteiner/status/1549567509187239936?s=21&t=Mq77gbq9PjUW1NaTSgZBvQ

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

https://vimeo.com/378814702

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/UncleRamrod/status/1549398119653249024

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




That seems reasonable. I'm sure they were also careful to put in strict controls on autonomy and self-replication.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Captain Hygiene posted:

That seems reasonable. I'm sure they were also careful to put in strict controls on autonomy and self-replication.
Every time it thinks about any of these things it gets simulated electric shocks to its simulated testicles. It's a perfect system.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


code:

MIL NET OS loaded
kernel active

Sadomasochism mode....activated

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

this is literally part of the plot of Horizon Zero Dawn, a game whose story says that we literally wiped ourselves out down to the last organism on earth and had to rebuild everything with advanced cloning technology because of the bio-fuel-fueled killer warbots

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

theres no reason to think a robot that eat meat is more dangerous than any animal

the robot is million of years behind the evolution of biological life

science fiction is often fears proyected to the future

don't fear our robot overlords

the transference of power will be peacefull and most of you will survive

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Don't worry, lads; the robot won't even have time to wage war because it'll be too busy telling every life form and electronic device it encounters that it's vegan.

Humerus
Jul 7, 2009

Rule of acquisition #111:
Treat people in your debt like family...exploit them.


Lady Disdain posted:

Don't worry, lads; the robot won't even have time to wage war because it'll be too busy telling every life form and electronic device it encounters that it's vegan.

That's actually basically the plot to this very chill book.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Chaotic Walrus Keeps Climbing on Small Boats and Sinking Them

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1549990587524435969

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I love you, Chaos Walrus

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Tei posted:

theres no reason to think a robot that eat meat is more dangerous than any animal

the robot is million of years behind the evolution of biological life

science fiction is often fears proyected to the future

don't fear our robot overlords

the transference of power will be peacefull and most of you will survive

Le Cordon Bleu is our last line of defense.

Quick! We taste horrible, yes? Yes?!

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

gently caress Ted Faro

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

e: To rectify this, have the entry (with accompanying picture) from specifically dog wikipedia: https://thecompletedog.fandom.com/wiki/English_Mastiff#World_Record

quote:

There have been other claims of larger specimens, such as Hercules. Hercules is said to be the largest dog ever, but is actually a Neapolitan Mastiff.
Have they been reclassified or something?

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Captain Monkey posted:

this is literally part of the plot of Horizon Zero Dawn, a game whose story says that we literally wiped ourselves out down to the last organism on earth and had to rebuild everything with advanced cloning technology because of the bio-fuel-fueled killer warbots

Even loving Ted Faro funded the production of robots that somehow solved global warming before he went whole hog on the corpse-eating ones

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The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Phy posted:

Even loving Ted Faro funded the production of robots that somehow solved global warming before he went whole hog on the corpse-eating ones

I'm pretty sure a robot swarm that devours all humans will solve global warming via that action alone.

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