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The Bloop posted:Giving a poo poo which hand my utensils are in Start keeping an eye out for it when you go out in public. It's one of those things you will never unsee after that.
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I've never seen anyone above the age of ten hold a piece of silverware like that unless they were brought up needing to eat as fast as possible to get food before the siblings ate it all in a free for all. I don't judge that.
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Jul 21, 2022 03:32
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Oh. Waiting in really long lines, especially for something stupid, like krispy kreme or the new iphone. gently caress a line.
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Jul 21, 2022 03:42
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Speaking of utensils, people who can't wrap their heads around how to use chopsticks
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Jul 21, 2022 03:51
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Driving less than 10 mph over the limit in the left lane.
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Jul 21, 2022 04:01
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people driving a car w/ popups who don't flick them back at me. disrespect. what do you even have that car for
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Jul 21, 2022 04:24
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Guys who pee standing in a public toilet without lifting the seat. It's one of those acts of pure selfishness, right up there with throwing garbage out of a moving car. Like yeah, I needed to go pretty badly, but I guess I get to wipe some stranger's piss off the toilet seat first.
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Jul 21, 2022 04:30
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The trick is peeing on the seat first, then kicking it up so it all falls off
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Jul 21, 2022 05:33
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people who put their turn signals on while driving on onramps/offramps, like what the gently caress there's only one POSSIBLE DIRECTION you could be going, what are you doing, letting everyone know "hey this road banks to the right!" no loving poo poo it does i'm DRIVING ON IT TOO rear end in a top hat edit: to clarify i mean this is after there is any possibility of merging or changing lanes
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Jul 21, 2022 05:36
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Colonel Cancer posted:The trick is peeing on the seat first, then kicking it up so it all falls off aaaaAAAAAAAA
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Jul 21, 2022 07:20
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Junk posted:people who put their turn signals on while driving on onramps/offramps, like what the gently caress there's only one POSSIBLE DIRECTION you could be going, what are you doing, letting everyone know "hey this road banks to the right!" no loving poo poo it does i'm DRIVING ON IT TOO rear end in a top hat It's just good practice? Like they're probably doing it out of habit (I do) and that's a really good loving thing.
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Jul 21, 2022 07:39
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"People signal turns too much" is blowing my mind right now.
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Jul 21, 2022 07:40
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Devils Affricate posted:Speaking of utensils, people who can't wrap their heads around how to use chopsticks I judge people for insisting on using chopsticks every time they eat anything Asian. It’s takeout bro
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Jul 21, 2022 13:03
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Gomez Chamberlain posted:"People signal turns too much" is blowing my mind right now. it makes you look dumb sometimes but i'd rather see an overzealous signaller than someone who signals rarely if at all
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Jul 21, 2022 13:24
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I'll judge any stupid idiot.
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Jul 21, 2022 13:36
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Gomez Chamberlain posted:"People signal turns too much" is blowing my mind right now. did you read my post? nobody is turning in this scenario, there is nowhere to even turn in this scenario "duuuh better drive with my signals on ALL the time, it's just good practice!" - a dumbass piec eof poo poo
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Jul 21, 2022 14:45
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 "OOOOH better signal right, just in case anyone behind me thought i'd be going LEFT for whatever loving reason"
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Jul 21, 2022 14:49
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my car automatically signals any time my wheels step out of center alignment by more than 2 degrees. it's just Good Practice
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Jul 21, 2022 14:51
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they signal and it makes you feel bad for not signaling so you get mad
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Jul 21, 2022 14:51
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In preschool type daycare at SUNY stony brook, I had to apologize to a janitor because I got in trouble for convincing a littler kid that cool, smart, big kids put the seat down, then the lid down to protect the clean water and peed on top of the lid and the kid peed on the lid & then squealed that I tricked him but I didn't pee on top of the lid, that idiot did, so gently caress you grown-ups.
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Jul 21, 2022 14:55
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Junk posted:
You say that but I have definitely seen tire marks showing people have taken the left in pretty much identical situations. Pretty sure unfortunately didn't end well for them obviously, but doing things for "what ever loving reason" is just a thing drivers occasionally do. I'm all for drivers over signaling their intentions because people sometimes just do weird poo poo that makes no sense. We are not to be trusted behind the wheels of a car.
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Jul 21, 2022 15:00
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kntfkr posted:In preschool type daycare at SUNY stony brook, I had to apologize to a janitor because I got in trouble for convincing a littler kid that cool, smart, big kids put the seat down, then the lid down to protect the clean water and peed on top of the lid and the kid peed on the lid & then squealed that I tricked him but I didn't pee on top of the lid, that idiot did, so gently caress you grown-ups. My condolences for having to step on that bleak rear end campus with the Lego hospital
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Jul 21, 2022 15:01
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Grown rear end women that unironically refer to themselves as a princess. Men too I guess?
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Jul 21, 2022 15:14
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Jose Oquendo posted:People who hold their forks like this: I don't hold stuff like that, but I definitely have to kinda caveman utensils in my left hand because I was born without a tendon, muscle and bone in the general area of the pad of my hand/thumb. My left thumb isn't really fully opposable, and the first knuckle can't even bend. I generally only use a fork with my right hand for everything if I can get away with it, because of a lifetime of people talking poo poo about it to my face because they don't like how I hold stuff. Junk posted:"OOOOH better signal right, just in case anyone behind me thought i'd be going LEFT for whatever loving reason" the left turn I use to leave my neighborhood (and there's only one way out, cops had it redesigned like that because this is THE CRIME NEIGHBORHOOD of the entire city) has a slight chicane in it for cars going straight. Without fail at least 1 person coming from the other direction signals for a turn and then barrels straight through with their blinker on going 40, every time. I don't understand it, the road in the intersection is like code:edit: it's a 2 lane road with right turn lanes on both sides of the intersection and absolutely no way to widen, so there is absolutely no way to just put an arrow on the light. MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Jul 21, 2022 |
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Jul 21, 2022 16:01
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People who do the Pittsburgh Left. Actually, it's less the first person doing it and more the 2 other cars behind glued to their bumpers also forcing their way into the intersection to make the turn before oncoming traffic t-bones them  e: to specify, nobody actually does the hand signals in the graphic they just loving floor it into the intersection, so your options are either "go straight as is my right, and hope this idiot doesn't turn into me" or "wait until one of the turning cars decides it's not worth the risk" Snow Cone Capone fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Jul 21, 2022 |
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Jul 21, 2022 16:11
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Snow Cone Capone posted:People who do the Pittsburgh Left. lol what the gently caress.
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Jul 21, 2022 16:20
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:lol what the gently caress. There's 1 intersection on my commute home I'd say this happens probably 3/4 of the time It's to the point where I'm glad when I'm not first in the line because somebody else has to deal with that poo poo instead of me
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Jul 21, 2022 16:22
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they changed the lights near me so that left turners get arrows at the end of the green cycle instead of before I'm pretty sure the city just fiddles around with the lights for no reason
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Jul 21, 2022 16:30
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Calling it "maths" is not okay. It's just math. Why are the English so bad at English?
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Jul 21, 2022 18:21
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The Butcher posted:Calling it "maths" is not okay. math and maths are both abbreviations for mathematics
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Jul 21, 2022 18:46
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Earwicker posted:math and maths are both abbreviations for mathematics oh word?
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Jul 21, 2022 18:48
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Gomez Chamberlain posted:"People signal turns too much" is blowing my mind right now. If you’re on I-595 you don’t want anyone to know your intentions or they’ll block you for spite. I really have to go full rear end in a top hat driving in Miami, but usually all the fucksticks with no lane discipline on Alligator Alley get me prepped.
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Jul 21, 2022 19:20
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dr_rat posted:You say that but I have definitely seen tire marks showing people have taken the left in pretty much identical situations. taken the left where? into the concrete barrier? it is a single lane that only goes in one direction. you don't put your signals on to indicate your intention to continue following the ONLY loving WAY the road goes
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Jul 22, 2022 03:56
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If someone's gonna drive into a concrete barrier they better signal that poo poo, it's common courtesy
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Jul 22, 2022 04:02
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Snow Cone Capone posted:People who do the Pittsburgh Left. I'll do this if the jackass in the oncoming lane is sitting there staring at their phone when the light turns green and the people behind them are too timid to honk, but otherwise what the gently caress?
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Jul 22, 2022 04:26
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I keep my signal on all the time because I like to go into the street just to do donuts for a while right turn all the time 
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Jul 22, 2022 04:34
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Any minor cop job. Security guard. Parking inspector. Ticket inspector.
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Jul 22, 2022 05:00
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Any minor cop job. Security guard. Parking inspector. Ticket inspector. same but also major cop jobs. detectives. captains. chiefs.
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Jul 22, 2022 05:16
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Junk posted:
Oh, I thought you meant like solid-white merge lanes, but still, that's kind of an overreaction.
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Gonna start signaling whatever the person in front of me is signaling, pass it down
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