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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Log Stabbin' Republican

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It ain't gonna emancipate itself

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Stupid Sexy Abraham.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Milo and POTUS posted:

It ain't gonna emancipate itself

goddamn :lol:

Abe was a republican, but he freed the slaves, you could call him a switch hitter.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Cant spell Abercrombie & Fitch without Abe

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
that is actually one hundred percent true so

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Just looked up Lincolns nicknames, and I never knew about RAIL SPLITTER


People were horny for this great man.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



The Tycoon?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


I'd want to see those in a contemporary source before I believe them.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
Raul Splitter I knew about because he worked as one before he started calling himself a lawyer.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Raul Splitter is the best doctor I know

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

this discussion has reminded me that I need to watch Get Out

Watch The Watermelon Man too.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

LifeSunDeath posted:

goddamn :lol:

Abe was a republican, but he freed the slaves, you could call him a switch hitter.

wut

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005



I don’t know why but “beanut putter” sent me :shrug:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

The Bloop posted:

Log Stabbin' Republican

lmao

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

freeedr posted:



I don’t know why but “beanut putter” sent me :shrug:

There's this new nut-free alternative in the supermarket here called peaNOT butter that's made from blended up chickpeas and flavouring and I'm really thinking Beanut Putter would've been a much better name.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Lot of that going around.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

bike tory posted:

There's this new nut-free alternative in the supermarket here called peaNOT butter that's made from blended up chickpeas and flavouring and I'm really thinking Beanut Putter would've been a much better name.

what if you're allergic to beanuts genius

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

captainOrbital posted:

what if you're allergic to beanuts genius

just sounds like a perfect market niche for beaNOT putter

God capitalism is easy.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Lobok posted:

Lot of that going around.



Sometimes the world is good and just

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

I can't believe it's not beanut putter!

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

kazil posted:

I can't beanlieve it's peaNOT beanut putter!

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


I think I'm having a stroke

Or maybe I just burned the toast I was cooking for this delicious peaNOT beanut putter

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Glorp sorry by mouf is pull of Beanutter pupnut

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Screaming Idiot posted:

Sometimes the world is good and just

In the same vein when I read a shooter was himself shot, I fear that people might take the wrong lesson about a just world but then, well at least they were stopped.

but sometimes :itwaspoo:

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Milo and POTUS posted:

It ain't gonna emancipate itself

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


LifeSunDeath posted:

Just looked up Lincolns nicknames, and I never knew about RAIL SPLITTER


People were horny for this great man.

He also loved to wrestle dudes in his youth.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Milo and POTUS posted:

It ain't gonna emancipate itself

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Soul Dentist posted:

Glorp sorry by mouf is pull of Beanutter pupnut

Reported for Morally Inept rereg

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

muscles like this! posted:

He also loved to wrestle dudes in his youth.

Not just in his youth!

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


bike tory posted:

There's this new nut-free alternative in the supermarket here called peaNOT butter that's made from blended up chickpeas and flavouring and I'm really thinking Beanut Putter would've been a much better name.
I Can’t Believe it’s Nut Peanuts
5.99

WTF This Isn’t Peanut Butter
2.99

edit:

I used Craiyon to make an image for a chickpea spread but then decided to see it as an 80s tv commercial for it, for kids



SLOSifl has a new favorite as of 23:34 on Jul 21, 2022

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

muscles like this! posted:

He also loved to wrestle dudes in his youth.

Oh I'm aware.

Dude's bodycount was like 4 score!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

muscles like this! posted:

He also loved to wrestle dudes in his youth.

a man relation proclamation?

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

LifeSunDeath posted:

Oh I'm aware.

Dude's bodycount was like 4 score!

Is that a freaking chokeslam?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Trabant posted:

Is that a freaking chokeslam?

Where do you think Patrick Swayze learned it?

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

The Bloop posted:

a man relation proclamation?

Four score and seven queers ago

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
The Stovepipe Stunner

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




We all talk about ultimate warrior's snarls or scott steiner's math rant but "sic semper tyrannus" is the most iconic promo cut of all time

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
John wilkes booth sliding into the ring with pistol in hand

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