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Just ate some bear jerky in Sweden. Was pretty good.
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it is the 20s and there is time for Pink Sauce https://twitter.com/DijahSB/status/1549804193745195015?s=20&t=7t0-qXt41SFac5NJds3WEQ
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uber_stoat posted:it is the 20s and there is time for Pink Sauce The rawring 20s suck.
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It's salad dressing, I mean it's mostly oil. The math doesn't make any sense though, 440 * 90kcal =39600, I have a quart of vegetable oil here that's ~10000kcal for the whole thing. So it's not going to be nearly that many calories in a smaller bottle of sauce that's not even purely made of oil.
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EAT THE DANGEROUS SAUCE https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkgpq8/let-me-eat-the-tiktok-pink-sauce
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Jul 21, 2022 18:27
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There's no such thing as himalayan sea salt, and I can't imagine what the loving dragonfruit is doing in there.
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Jul 21, 2022 18:34
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Can't wait to shovel tampered mayo into my mouth from a tiktoker who doesn't even understand ingredient labels
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SlothfulCobra posted:There's no such thing as himalayan sea salt, and I can't imagine what the loving dragonfruit is doing in there. the finest Himalayan sea salt, taken from the shores of the Tainted Sea on the blasted Plateau of Leng.
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Jul 21, 2022 18:49
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Pitaya is what's making it that color. Pitaya powder is super popular for coloring stuff like smoothie bowls and milkshakes pink, like butterfly pea flower powder for 'mermaid' blue stuff.
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I would say that buying the mystery goop off tik tock so you can eat it is madness but fanta have been putting out mystery drinks in radioactive colours where they don't tell you what it tastes like for a couple of years now.
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Jul 21, 2022 19:28
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idk what an "angel number" is but apparently 444 is one so that's why it says there's 444 servings. Also please note the ingredient "distilled vinger," also the ingredient labels are visibly put on with messy globs of glitter glue. Can't find it now but I saw an unboxing video where it was off-white and swollen up to double size and made a loud hiss when the seal was cracked, causing the person off-camera to say "I can smell it from here" and the person unboxing to say "it smells like ranch and I am not putting it in my mouth"
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LvK posted:"it smells like ranch and I am not putting it in my mouth" If I had a nickel…
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LvK posted:idk what an "angel number" is but apparently 444 is one so that's why it says there's 444 servings. "NICE HISS! mmm kay" also angel numbers is some numerology poo poo.
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Jul 21, 2022 20:31
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LvK posted:idk what an "angel number" is but apparently 444 is one so that's why it says there's 444 servings. lol no one ran that one by some Asians because if my parents saw "444" on anything they'd run in the opposite direction
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Jul 21, 2022 20:47
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If the bottle contains 22 ounces (3 cups minus some wiggle room) and the serving size is 1 tablespoon, 44 servings per container is about right. So probably a simple typo there. I won't attempt to explain the rest of it.
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uber_stoat posted:it is the 20s and there is time for Pink Sauce
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Zero_Grade posted:Pepto Dismal The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Derail Valley > Anti Food Porn - Pepto Dismal Edit: bless mods 🙏 Mr.Radar has a new favorite as of 23:37 on Jul 21, 2022 |
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The Bloop posted:I'm gonna carbonara you a new one uber_stoat posted:it is the 20s and there is time for Pink Sauce Someone had a go at reconstructing this based on the ingredient label and marketing materials: Among other things, the ingredient label is probably wrong -- it contains mayo, not milk.
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Oscar Wild posted:https://twitter.com/247Sports/status/1549868340641796096?t=YFohAGt9so8xS6FQr37Kmg&s=19 Bring this over from the Cursed Image thread. We were out of milk the other day so I put a couple spoonfuls of butter pecan ice cream in my coffee, which was pretty low, but this is beyond disgusting.
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ToxicFrog posted:Wait, what do you think carbonara is? A funny word And not a red sauce, so But yes I know drat well what it is
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...... is this a threat?
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:Bring this over from the Cursed Image thread. We were out of milk the other day so I put a couple spoonfuls of butter pecan ice cream in my coffee, which was pretty low, but this is beyond disgusting. Icecream in coffee is no more disgusting than using milk or sugar. It's not loving mayo, so you are in the clear my brother in Christ.
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Jul 21, 2022 23:44
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No, it was the pecan bits. I avoided the big ones but there were a couple little shards I missed. I don't like sweet coffee, either, but it's better than black.
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Jul 22, 2022 00:42
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I have found the ultimate in No Pizza Rules https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6XvMKdD2tY
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I'm gonna invent time travel solely so I can skateboard in to that feast and hand-deliver everyone piping hot pepperoni & mushroom future pizzas
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https://twitter.com/woofknight/status/1550114752768012289
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*snaps fingers* Garçon! This asparagus doesn't have enough asparagus!
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ToxicFrog posted:Wait, what do you think carbonara is? The FDA fines for loving up nutrition facts or ingredient labels are not something a TikTok star can afford, she is absolutely screwed.
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this sounds like a jar of the nastiest baby food
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Captain Hygiene posted:I'm gonna invent time travel solely so I can skateboard in to that feast and hand-deliver everyone piping hot pepperoni & mushroom future pizzas Dude, that's not futuristic enough, Hawaiian pizzas with jalapenos. Blow their tiny medieval minds.
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Mr.Radar posted:The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Derail Valley > Anti Food Porn - Pepto Dismal  Why do you then simmer it
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Had to reread that to make sure it didn't actually say to sautée a saucepan full of liquid *tossing it carefully into the air to flip all the liquid over* e: ahaa 
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Iron Crowned posted:Dude, that's not futuristic enough, Hawaiian pizzas with jalapenos. Blow their tiny medieval minds. I'd be careful with hot peppers in a room full of white people who have never had capsaicin before in their lives. They might think you are trying to poison them.
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I'm 100% gonna try this this weekend. Will report back with results.
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Zipperelli. posted:I'm 100% gonna try this this weekend. Will report back with results. Are you sure you have time this weekend
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