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Whatever, I just don't think the entertainment industry makes enough media that actually criticizes dystopias based on rightwing ideals instead of generic fascism.
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Cool. Thanks for letting us know in the Elon Musk thread.
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Jul 22, 2022 01:56
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Well, the entertainment media certainly get a lot of mileage out of Elon, and he's obviously fascist. Furthermore,
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Jul 22, 2022 02:05
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The Big Bang Theory was objectively damaged by having Elon on pretending to feed the homeless during Thanksgiving. Sure, I could overlook the characters all keeping Sheldon around as a spazzy social dictator, or any of the male cast having relationships at all, but Elon pretending to be altruistic using not only his time, but his own body? LMAO. Not realistic.
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Jul 22, 2022 02:26
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JuiceOne posted:Someone had said he looked like a Liefeld drawing so I whipped this up. LMAO
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Jul 22, 2022 02:26
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Can we at least agree after seeing those pics that Elon's penis must be far more grossly deformed than we ever imagined?
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Jul 22, 2022 02:33
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The covered up feet is 
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Yaldabaoth posted:Can we at least agree after seeing those pics that Elon's penis must be far more grossly deformed than we ever imagined? I have never imagined it
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PITY BONER posted:The Big Bang Theory was objectively damaged by having Elon on pretending to feed the homeless during Thanksgiving. Sure, I could overlook the characters all keeping Sheldon around as a spazzy social dictator, or any of the male cast having relationships at all, but Elon pretending to be altruistic using not only his time, but his own body? LMAO. Not realistic. The stupidest part of Star Trek Discovery is the Elon shoutout in the first season. Even all the otjer stupid poo poo they did, that will always be the worst.
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Jul 22, 2022 02:41
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I was kinna pissed when Elon blew up the moon for better reception on his starlink satellites tbh
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Jul 22, 2022 02:45
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Your Gay Uncle posted:The stupidest part of Star Trek Discovery is the Elon shoutout in the first season. Even all the otjer stupid poo poo they did, that will always be the worst. He was praised by an evil doppelganger from the mirror universe  (But was also mentioned elsewhere once too, and I totally agree)
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Jul 22, 2022 02:47
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maybe we're just too early in the timeline and haven't seen elon's breakdown followed by pivot to champion of workers' rights
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Jul 22, 2022 02:48
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The Bloop posted:I have never imagined it So that's two votes for "yes."
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Jul 22, 2022 02:49
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Yaldabaoth posted:Can we at least agree after seeing those pics that Elon's penis must be far more grossly deformed than we ever imagined? It's crooked in multiple spots, lumpy in others
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stratdax posted:That's exactly what it is. It shows his true, natural-not-genetically modified, heartrate, but he's so determined that he shows absolutely no outward signs of being tired or exhausted. He's proving you don't need to be genetically modified to be capable. He's faking a heart rate of 60 and his real heart rate is about 300 bpm. A healthy heart wouldn't get above 200 when exercising. He has a good poker face and a serious heart disorder. Basically, just another arrogant white guy who lies and puts lives at risk because he thinks he deserves Outer Space. I wonder who that reminds me of? 
Tunicate fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Jul 22, 2022 |
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Jul 22, 2022 03:25
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 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzgZJEpLuw0 Edit: He's going full Trump body at this point, compared to the image of him in Iron Man 2 above.  He's definitely sucking his stomach in, too. 
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Jul 22, 2022 03:38
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he looks pretty good for a guy who's had 10 kids.
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Cafe Barbarian posted:he looks pretty good for a guy who's had 10 kids. Could you imagine letting that gently caress you god fuckin drat 
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Yaldabaoth posted:Can we at least agree after seeing those pics that Elon's penis must be far more grossly deformed than we ever imagined? "Sweaty and egg shaped" according to the child he raped. Hang on, that was former us president donald trump .
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Jul 22, 2022 05:12
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i thought the egg dick was jeffrey epstein, and trump's was like toad
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Jul 22, 2022 05:13
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They both have/had surgically mutilated cocks but trumps was described as both sweaty and egg shaped by the child and as a mushroom by the stripper as that's apparently what failed dick enlargement looks like because dick surgery always fails.
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Jul 22, 2022 05:17
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i stand corrected on the topic of weird old rich dicks
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Jul 22, 2022 05:20
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so elons probably looks like a beer battered lump hammer
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Jul 22, 2022 05:21
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Can we just turbo-swirlie Yaltabroth and then get back to laughing about Elon Musk being a slab o' flab?
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Jul 22, 2022 09:22
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Body changes in men aged 40 vs men aged 50 frightens me. Then I realize most of the bloat and dried-potato skin comes from dudes who never adapted their nutrition and skincare from how they did it at age 21. Doubly so for rich fucks who never hear the word "no", especially from themselves.
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Jul 22, 2022 09:59
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Carlos Lantana posted:all it took to stop him posting was to point and laugh at his lumpy pastyness I think I got it.  Bigger than I thought but very mushroomy. e: also musk's skin tone is exactly the same as some god drat white mushroom I found on GIS (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 11:11 on Jul 22, 2022 |
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Jul 22, 2022 11:04
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i can't believe grimes leaked that photo, not cool
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Jul 22, 2022 17:41
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The Bloop posted:Just remove inheritance Ironically, elon is a big supporter of a 100% estate tax
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Jul 22, 2022 17:55
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lDDQD posted:Ironically, elon is a big supporter of a 100% estate tax That makes sense. Doesn't his dad hate him? Salting the earth so his sister-mother doesn't get anything is on brand for him.
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Jul 22, 2022 18:00
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it doesn’t benefit him so he’s ok with being against that particular rich person perk
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Jul 22, 2022 18:03
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I guarantee his plan is to just gently caress others with it while he moves off his wealth to Mars where inheritance tax doesn't apply. If Musk dies there is a dead man's switch that launches a dozen SpaceX rockets out of his compound that carry thousands of embryos he made with Grimes/Heard/Zilis along with his dragon hoard of mined natural resources. The new Tesla robot is specifically built so that Musk can recreate "Raised by Wolves" with his spawn on Mars.
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Jul 22, 2022 18:05
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He's already given his children at least 50% perfect genetics what else could they need to get ahead in life?
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https://twitter.com/dogelabsfunclub/status/1550489079653212166 I am so glad that DOGE COIN LABS FUN CLUB could break this news to me. I'm sorry, goons, and I'm sorry, Elon; I take it all back. https://twitter.com/SangreDulce1/status/1549380793323102217 Nice Tuckpointing! posted:Body changes in men aged 40 vs men aged 50 frightens me. Then I realize most of the bloat and dried-potato skin comes from dudes who never adapted their nutrition and skincare from how they did it at age 21. Doubly so for rich fucks who never hear the word "no", especially from themselves. In Musk's case, he most likely has a team of chefs, could have a great personal trainer, access to his own gym and pool, and so on, but it looks like he doesn't give a poo poo. I also imagine his body is the result of his Ambien addiction, among other vices. The irony with Elon is https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1517707521343082496
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I think it's perfectly ok to body shame white supremacists because they always go on about being the master race even though they're all disgusting trolls like Elon.
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Jul 22, 2022 20:13
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It's a bit like winking at Lindsay Graham being gay It's not about them being fat or gay is about them being a hypocrite and hurting people (and also punching up)
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Elon Musk looked disgusting -- nipples protruding -- on his yacht. Very very disrespectful.
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The Bloop posted:It's a bit like winking at Lindsay Graham being gay https://lawsuit.org/general-law/republicans-have-an-obsession-with-transgender-pornography/ 
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PITY BONER posted:Don't say "gay," and don't say "hypocrites." That is very hurtful to them. I think what we're seeing here is catamate syndrome like in ancient Greece, where the men are technically straight but they hate women so much that they'd rather have an intimate relationship with a person they see as a feminine man even though that's not what transwomen are.
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Yaldabaoth posted:I think what we're seeing here is catamate syndrome like in ancient Greece, where the men are technically straight but they hate women so much that they'd rather have an intimate relationship with a person they see as a feminine man even though that's not what transwomen are. it looks more like some internet rando punching poo poo into google trends, plotting it into charts, and then drawing trendlines across a pile of statistical bullshit in order to push that nonsense "actually all homophobes are secretly gay" garbage
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