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Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

FouRPlaY posted:

Patrick Willems did an interesting retrospective on Kevin Smith about a year ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voxRYbqrrzg&t=101s

He does some skits around the essay, so start at 1:41 if the time code doesn't work.

I've always said that the short-lived cartoon is the best thing he did and finally someone online agrees with me.

Edit: I love that he brings up the best joke in the entire show, which was making the SECOND EPISODE a clip show that was forced to pull all the material from the first episode.

Rolo has a new favorite as of 15:31 on Jul 22, 2022

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Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Was that the one with the Korean workers revolt in one episode?

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

Kwyndig posted:

Was that the one with the Korean workers revolt in one episode?

OH MY GOD BEAR IS DRIVING

Yeah that was it.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
The best thing Smith ever did was talk about dat giant fuckoff robo-spider that the guy tried to put in Superman, and then it ended up in Wild Wild West.

It was all uphill to that moment, and then downhill from that point forward.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The best thing Smith ever did was
wear those shorts

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

captainOrbital posted:

wear those shorts

I think at some point the shorts started wearing him

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
clerks was legit when I was like 14y/o and thought it was cool.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




The best thing Smith ever did was that tweet about his wifes butthole

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

The best thing Smith ever did was that tweet about his wifes butthole

her taint mostly

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




do not make me google that tweet to verify that i got it right or wrong

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

The best thing Smith ever did was that tweet about his wifes butthole

engrave that tweet on a golden record and send it with Voyager 3

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

engrave that tweet on a golden record and send it with Voyager 3

:hai:

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Call me old fashioned, but I just don't think one should ever tweet about their wife's butthole.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I have never seen that tweet before, and let me just say, holy loving lol

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



What's the term for glizzin but with Kevin Smith's wife's taint?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Call me old fashioned, but I just don't think one should ever tweet about their wife's butthole.

James Joyce didn't have twitter, I suppose.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Call me old fashioned, but I just don't think one should ever tweet about their wife's butthole.
To be fair to Kevin, it was apparently something his wife put him up to, or wrote herself

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Or it took him 5 years to come up with that excuse

Rasputin on the Ritz
Jun 24, 2010
Come let's mix where Rockefellers
walk with sticks or um-ber-ellas
in their mitts

Amphigory posted:

Or it took him 5 years to come up with that excuse

Nah, I believe it's legit.

He's still married to her. If she wasn't involved in that in some way I'd expect either a divorce or a murder.

Also googling to make sure they're still married I found out he named his daugher Harley Quinn. Harley Quinn Smith.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Yeah, why do you think everybody accepted so easily that he wrote that tweet unironically?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
It's far from the worst tweet she could've written.

But yeah he's a pretty good storyteller, that talk that has the spiders thing is very entertaining.

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
Also google the time he was asked to do a documentary about Prince, it's hilarious.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
She must not mind, because Smith has said infinitely more private and intimate stuff about him and his wife on his podcast, and they're still married.

"Yeah so the other night I was fuckin' Jen in the rear end, an man de stink comin' off dat quim was making my eyes water like it was 2-for-1 day at the onion farm. Remember that Jen? Say hi everybody, that's Jen over there in the first row. So any, I blast this huge load up in them guts, and in my post-nut clarity I remembered where Mews had lost my car keys 2 years previous,"

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
That's a funny story.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/dontshowyourcat/status/1548774337620197381

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


LifeSunDeath posted:

clerks was legit when I was like 14y/o and thought it was cool.
Also when I was working at a Blockbuster my last two years of high school.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



flavor.flv posted:

Yeah, why do you think everybody accepted so easily that he wrote that tweet unironically?

Because he wears huge jorts in public

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Call me old fashioned, but I just don't think one should ever tweet about their wife's butthole.

Shut up, Old Fashioned. I love my wife’s butthole and have no shame declaring it.

I tell my wife every loving day I even love her rear end in a top hat and to be honest is there any more positive sign that you are so attracted to someone that you even love their chocolate starfish?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

BrianBoitano posted:

What's the term for glizzin but with Kevin Smith's wife's taint?

Kevin Slizzin

or

Kevin Smith's wife's clit/brown/taint area pwns my glizzy.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I also love dialhforhero's wife's butthole

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



It is rather attractive, as buttholes go

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

the gently caress is going on with that tile?

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Who the gently caress is that guy on the left? Am I supposed to memorize the faces of every insufferable sex pest dipshit in the media? Is there going to be a quiz later?

Also: lol at the idea of Louis C.K. for getting cancelled for anything he said. I'm not sure where sexually assaulting Sarah Silverman is covered in the First Amendment., but I'm sure Mr. Punisher logo here can show us.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

https://ifunny.co/video/cs-when-we-tie-op92FXKj9?s=cl

Dammit how do I embed this on the Awful app.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Railing Kill posted:

Who the gently caress is that guy on the left? Am I supposed to memorize the faces of every insufferable sex pest dipshit in the media? Is there going to be a quiz later?

Also: lol at the idea of Louis C.K. for getting cancelled for anything he said. I'm not sure where sexually assaulting Sarah Silverman is covered in the First Amendment., but I'm sure Mr. Punisher logo here can show us.

It's David Beckham, I'm pretty sure.

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
The other CK is American Sniper Chris Kyle

Famously cancelled by the left

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