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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

The Anime Liker posted:

The other CK is American Sniper Chris Kyle

Famously cancelled by the left

I thought he was cancelled by that guy at the gun range

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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That guy was probably antifa

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


There was this really weird time in NZ politics about 10 years ago where political blogs became really influential, and the influential was one called Whale Oil, run by the NZ equivalent of someone like Rush Limbaugh. It is/was a reference to this and always made me cringe as the media here still occasionally refer to Whale Oil.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

kazil posted:

I thought he was cancelled by that guy at the gun range

The ol' 9 gram cancellation

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker
The Clerks cartoon was legitimately hilarious, and maybe slightly ahead of its time in zaniness. Apparently there's still an off chance they'll revisit it.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
RIP Chris Kyle. Gave a gun to a sweaty and nervous veteran speaking incoherently while surrounded by loud noises and was cancelled for his free speech.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Bread Liar

LifeSunDeath posted:

clerks was legit when I was like 14y/o and thought it was cool.

Clerks makes a lot more sense when you're in your mid 20s (or later) and actually know a lot of people who just kinda stopped at life. Some bump in the road happened to them and they spent the rest of their life just existing in some dead-end job

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

kazil posted:

I thought he was cancelled by that guy at the gun range

I think you mean a good guy with a gun

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Proust Malone posted:

I think you mean a good guy with a gun

lol yeah Chris Kyle was a huge shithead even by seal standards

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
Kev Smith directed the Playboy photo shoot of his wife. It was a Lois Lane sort of set-up iirc, I’m not digging my copy out to check. The guy thinks his wife is hot, who am I to judge.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Rolo posted:

I've always said that the short-lived cartoon is the best thing he did and finally someone online agrees with me.

Edit: I love that he brings up the best joke in the entire show, which was making the SECOND EPISODE a clip show that was forced to pull all the material from the first episode.

I love the show but I always loved how salty he was that it got canceled. He got the show as part of the terms of Miramax backing out of distributing Dogma over the controversy and was surprised ABC didn't give it full throated support.

Mummy Napkin
Mar 18, 2018

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Clerks makes a lot more sense when you're in your mid 20s (or later) and actually know a lot of people who just kinda stopped at life. Some bump in the road happened to them and they spent the rest of their life just existing in some dead-end job

Don’t dox me

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

apatheticman posted:

the gently caress is going on with that tile?

Don't show your cat. :shrug:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Large Testicles posted:

dogma was both big and hated in my lil catholic/jewish New Jersey town. lots of people protesting outside of the theater when I went with my bad catholic girlfriend and all our friends

I particularly love that Kevin Smith himself snuck into the protesters at a screening and got interviewed by the local news.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWmlFDYjVV4

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

The Anime Liker posted:

RIP Chris Kyle. Gave a gun to a sweaty and nervous veteran speaking incoherently while surrounded by loud noises and was cancelled for his free speech.

Speech he used to (hopefully) lie about shooting civilians in lousiana trying to survive the flooding and also libel Jesse Ventura

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Humphreys posted:

I particularly love that Kevin Smith himself snuck into the protesters at a screening and got interviewed by the local news.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWmlFDYjVV4

I love that last sign: "Dogma is a sin!"

Yeah, but not in the way you think!

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

pillsburysoldier posted:

Speech he used to (hopefully) lie about shooting civilians in lousiana trying to survive the flooding and also libel Jesse Ventura

According to his very real autobiography he was on top of the Superdome shooting looters and several times in his life he used his sweet karate to kill criminals during armed grocery store robberies.

All of this was complete fiction. And his own army squad and commanding officers were like "this guy was a huge loser and nobody liked him. He was an embarrassing disgrace to the military."

So naturally the people that think Trump is Jesus also idolize the loser that lied about his entire military career and made up poo poo so dumb even dumbass cops were like "that absolutely never happened".

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

The Anime Liker posted:

According to his very real autobiography he was on top of the Superdome shooting looters and several times in his life he used his sweet karate to kill criminals during armed grocery store robberies.

All of this was complete fiction. And his own army squad and commanding officers were like "this guy was a huge loser and nobody liked him. He was an embarrassing disgrace to the military."

So naturally the people that think Trump is Jesus also idolize the loser that lied about his entire military career and made up poo poo so dumb even dumbass cops were like "that absolutely never happened".

Wanna read those other soldiers quotes

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
A texas sheriff was like I have no idea what this dude is talking about lol

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

Screaming Idiot posted:

I love that last sign: "Dogma is a sin!"

Yeah, but not in the way you think!

Dogma balls

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

The Anime Liker posted:

According to his very real autobiography he was on top of the Superdome shooting looters and several times in his life he used his sweet karate to kill criminals during armed grocery store robberies.

All of this was complete fiction. And his own army squad and commanding officers were like "this guy was a huge loser and nobody liked him. He was an embarrassing disgrace to the military."

So naturally the people that think Trump is Jesus also idolize the loser that lied about his entire military career and made up poo poo so dumb even dumbass cops were like "that absolutely never happened".

I think he also indicated that he fantasized about just straight up murdering noncombatants and children.

Absolute piece of poo poo. Fitting that he ended up with Bradley Coopers stupidest performance.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Glottis posted:

The Clerks cartoon was legitimately hilarious, and maybe slightly ahead of its time in zaniness. Apparently there's still an off chance they'll revisit it.

The second episode being a clip show is such a funny idea I can't believe Kevin Smith came up with it

MuscaDomestica
Apr 27, 2017

pillsburysoldier posted:

Speech he used to (hopefully) lie about shooting civilians in lousiana trying to survive the flooding and also libel Jesse Ventura

Didn’t he also lie about all the metals he claimed he had?

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

pillsburysoldier posted:

Speech he used to (hopefully) lie about shooting civilians in lousiana trying to survive the flooding and also libel Jesse Ventura

if it was a speech it was slander, not libel.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


kazil posted:

I thought he was cancelled by that guy at the gun range

The image is almost correct. Kyle was cancelled by the second amendment, and that’s only one amendment different

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



The Anime Liker posted:

RIP Chris Kyle. Gave a gun to a sweaty and nervous veteran speaking incoherently while surrounded by loud noises and was cancelled for his free speech.

lol

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Dave Syndrome
Jan 11, 2007
Look, Bernard. Bernard, look. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard! Bernard. Bernard. Look, Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Bern

Railing Kill posted:

sexually assaulting Sarah Silverman

Not defending the guy in the least, but from everything I heard from Sarah Silverman, whatever happened between the two of them seems to have been consensual.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaDtji6K8Qg&t=27s

Though even she makes it clear that it was a different power dynamic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaDtji6K8Qg&t=63s

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!
I like Kevin Smith, which isn't the same thing as liking his output (which I liked as a teenager, but find shockingly ameturish now). He seems like a sincere guy who is living his best life and he kind of reminds me of my best friend who is just checked out of drama and plays video games, drinks coffee and collects action figures because who loving cares? Is he sometimes corny? Sure, but so are you.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Dave Syndrome posted:

Not defending the guy in the least, but from everything I heard from Sarah Silverman, whatever happened between the two of them seems to have been consensual.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaDtji6K8Qg&t=27s

Though even she makes it clear that it was a different power dynamic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaDtji6K8Qg&t=63s

I mean, Sarah Silverman is very much an entertainment industry team player so-to-speak. I watched an interview where she talked about having to fire Dan Harmon and it's clear she is super hesitant to ever speak negatively in public about colleagues. Talking poo poo on peers in mainstream comedy like that is one of those things you just don't do unless you're truly ready to swear off Network Success of any kind ever, because you never know when it'll be your face on the end of a stick and if that happens you want your rep among colleagues to be "well they didn't sell me out when they could have, so." You can see it in Conan O'Brien interviews around the time he lost The Tonight Show too.

That doesn't mean she isn't being sincere or genuine there, but it's worth bearing in mind before giving Louis "I'm mad that the 'smart' liberals won't worship me anymore so now I'm going into the right wing hugbox" CK a pass for being a creep.

Tax:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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So if windex is trying to say “this bottle is part of a program to reduce ocean bound plastic”, uh maybe they could have worded this better



“This bottle is going straight to the ocean! No, no need to thank us citizen”

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Data Graham posted:

So if windex is trying to say “this bottle is part of a program to reduce ocean bound plastic”, uh maybe they could have worded this better



“This bottle is going straight to the ocean! No, no need to thank us citizen”

It's fine. The bottle is made from car batteries.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Kheldarn posted:

It's fine. The bottle is made from car batteries.

Legal and thrilling if true

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




The Anime Liker posted:

RIP Chris Kyle. Gave a gun to a sweaty and nervous veteran speaking incoherently while surrounded by loud noises and was cancelled for his free speech.

Shout out to Chris Kyle for inventing the gun background check process

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
I don't think it's particularly fair for posters to tell Sarah Silverman what she should or shouldn't be offended or angry about.

She gives as good as she gets and there's a lot of people who find her material and act offensive or off putting so, you know, I think all that just goes with a comedian for the most part. If she's OK with LCK or Corolla I'm not gonna sit here and explain to her why she should be or tell her she's wrong.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

BiggerBoat posted:

I don't think it's particularly fair for posters to tell Sarah Silverman what she should or shouldn't be offended or angry about.

She gives as good as she gets and there's a lot of people who find her material and act offensive or off putting so, you know, I think all that just goes with a comedian for the most part. If she's OK with LCK or Corolla I'm not gonna sit here and explain to her why she should be or tell her she's wrong.

Well, yes, mostly because she doesn't post on SA, so she won't read any of your posts. Unless...

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
I confess. I am Sarah Silverman.

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


BiggerBoat posted:

I confess. I am Sarah Silverman.

No I'm Sarah Silverman.

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



*stands up*
"No, I'M Sarah Silverman."

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