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virinvictus
Nov 10, 2014
Just quit my lead cook position at a corporate restaurant where upper management ignored toxic kitchen behaviour (a female cook was harassed by a male cook she had briefly dated and then he’d corner her in the staff room and demand to know who she’s sleeping with and would throw tantrums on line when she didn’t respond to his flirtations and she was told TO IGNORE IT) for a indie kitchen where we mostly do festivals and change our menu out weekly.

Better pay, a pension, and no toxic masculinity issues as this kitchen is female-led.

It’s a breath of fresh air after the last year.

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pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Remulak posted:

That was close. German food would have accidentally tasted good.

German food is loving amazing so long as you want to eat sausage or pork.

I don't know how they make curry ketchup for currywurst but I would be willing to waterboard someone for the recipe if I could never find it again.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
So yeah people have been reaching out about this main guy in The Bear, saying "dude he reminds me of you when we used to work together at _____". I looked it up (should really watch the show) and it's the same guy who played Lip on Shameless, people used to tell me he reminded them of me as well. I never used to see the resemblance; he's just another guy with a huge nose and curly hair. But that photo of him with the litre container did it, I can totally see the resemblance. Unfortunately I lost all my hair and got real fat, and I really don't want to go back to working in kitchens. :(

droll
Jan 9, 2020

by Azathoth

pentyne posted:

German food is loving amazing so long as you want to eat sausage or pork.

Doner kebap is insanely good and made with beef, veal or sometimes chicken but they call the chicken style doner kebap gemuse/vegetable which is odd but they're German Turks so

I just buy German brand currywurst in the bottle it's good.

Now I want schweinshaxe and a liter of dopplebock, maybe some semmelknodel on the side

Wroughtirony
May 14, 2007



I work at a German restaurant that serves a schweinhaxe as big as a human baby, it's ridiculous. I think my favorite dish is sauerbraten with spaetzle, though.

droll
Jan 9, 2020

by Azathoth
gently caress.yeah

German food is great

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

Wroughtirony posted:

I work at a German restaurant that serves a schweinhaxe as big as a human baby, it's ridiculous. I think my favorite dish is sauerbraten with spaetzle, though.

What are your top 5 mustards

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Does anyone else remember the Birdseye frozen green beans and spaetzle? It was a comfort food growing up and they stoppped making it some years back.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

evilpicard posted:

What are your top 5 mustards
The whole grain brown and yellow I've got maturing in my fridge
The last whole grain I made
Cajun mustard
Honey mustard
French's

Rugikiki
Jan 15, 2008

Illinois Nazis.
I hate Illinois Nazis!


FFT posted:

Does anyone else remember the Birdseye frozen green beans and spaetzle? It was a comfort food growing up and they stoppped making it some years back.

I do! Didn’t know it was done, they’d better not come for my Stouffers Spinach Soufflé next!

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
There was a place called Bauhaus in Vancouver that did upscale German food, owned by none other than Uwe Boll. Was really good, but I think Covid killed it

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
Is that the same as Bauhaus brewing? Or is that just a common german word?

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

mandatory lesbian posted:

Is that the same as Bauhaus brewing? Or is that just a common german word?

I recognize you from the mpls thread. No, they're different. Used to go to a place in Seattle with the same name, not sure how common it is though.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

droll posted:

I just buy German brand currywurst in the bottle it's good.

Telll me about this bottled sausage

MarsPearl
Feb 19, 2021

droll posted:

Doner kebap is insanely good and made with beef, veal or sometimes chicken but they call the chicken style doner kebap gemuse/vegetable which is odd but they're German Turks so

I just buy German brand currywurst in the bottle it's good.

Now I want schweinshaxe and a liter of dopplebock, maybe some semmelknodel on the side

Gemuse kebap is specifically the one with roast/grilled veggies in it in addition to the meat normally, as opposed to the standard one which just has cabbage and onions.

Edit: South German food is pretty good, kinda similar to northern italian food, lots of pasta-ish things, dumplings and mountain cheeses. Living in Scotland somehow makes me genuinely miss German food because they at least care a little bit about it unlike the British.

MarsPearl fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Jul 24, 2022

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Mister Speaker posted:

he's just another guy with a huge nose

How... How big is the average nose supposed to be? :ohdear:

droll
Jan 9, 2020

by Azathoth

MarsPearl posted:

Gemuse kebap is specifically the one with roast/grilled veggies in it in addition to the meat normally, as opposed to the standard one which just has cabbage and onions.

It was chicken with veg developed during mad cow fears in the late 20th century, so there wasn't a lot of veal n beef being had. It's not just standard doner + veg.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

parthenocarpy posted:

I recognize you from the mpls thread. No, they're different. Used to go to a place in Seattle with the same name, not sure how common it is though.

Bauhaus was the name of a German art school that ended up becoming known for their design work, and trying to make mass produced items (I think mostly furniture) that were aesthetically pleasing, but also functional. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bauhaus

Also the name of a goth band.

Sir Spaniard
Nov 9, 2009


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcDK7lkzzsU&ab_channel=ParamountPictures

Even better.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Head chef is being pissy at me because I don't have anything to do lately with brewing for the summer rush winding down and my boss deciding to slow things down with COVID cases going up. Dude's always got his butt jacked about something I'm doing despite us working in almost completely separate departments and he has zero say over what I do. Sometimes he acts cool then all of a sudden he's stonewalling me when I ask to borrow a cap opener after letting me borrow one several times before because"they keep going missing". But thanks for constantly borrowing my malt scale and returning it without turning it off every single time I guess.

At least it reminds me why I never want to work in a kitchen/bar.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



The other night a server was feeling rough from her period, so a fellow BOH offered her a special Tylenol. The server gladly accepted and took it. The BOH forgot to mention that they use “special Tylenol” as code for Adderall at our restaurant, which the server was unaware of until later.

This same BOH worker once showed me a video of herself doing around 6 kinds of drugs/substances in the span of 30 seconds in a local bar’s bathroom. She’s a champion. Kind of.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
She should also be in jail for assault

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
Yeah doing drugs rules but giving someone who isnt consenting them is a big no no

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках
Especially stimulants. I take that poo poo on prescription because my brain is terrible, but getting it dropped on you with a normal brain without knowing it's coming is a great way to have panic attacks.

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

Agree, that is a terrible employee, a terrible person.

Once overheard a gal in a kitchen talk about an old event where another (current at that time) employee switched her cold water with hot water. She noticed it the second the picked up the glass. Took her aside and asked her if people witnessed it, because that's food tampering, a felony. Guy who did it got fired once the bosses found out.

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



It was an actual mistake on her part, she didn’t mean to give the server an Adderall without her knowledge. Probably wasn’t thinking clearly, what with being high and all. I’m not making excuses for her, just clarifying it wasn’t an intentional dosing.
Definitely the craziest place I’ve worked at.

droll
Jan 9, 2020

by Azathoth
How do you know they're not lying to protect themselves after a bad decision to assault someone with drugs?

Bayham Badger
Jan 19, 2007

Secretly force socialism, communism and imperialism types of government onto the people of the United States of America.

yeah that's also not at all what you described in your OP

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Accidentally assaulting someone while high is still assault hth

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?

Bayham Badger posted:

yeah that's also not at all what you described in your OP

Eh it's not far off. Calling addy ''special Tylenol ' is apparently a known work thing, lady gave server a pill and said something like, 'here, have a special Tylenol '. It sucks for sure but I read it as an unintended miscommunication rather than an intentional malicious dosing.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Oh well if they accidentally did it out of negligence it's OK then

Don't loving give drugs to people without them knowing what it is, especially at work wtf

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

This? I call it acetaminophen. But if you didn't hear me clearly, its actually a schedule 2 stimulant. Your fault for not listening.


lmfao at the anyone thinking exposure to a hard core amphetamine is some casual misunderstanding about a clearly established brand name drug like tylenol.

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
I didn't say it was a good idea, just that it didn't sound like an intentional dosing, more a situation where everyone is an idiot (if you don't know why the druggie is using the word special in front of the name of a generic painkiller maybe ask about that before swallowing).

Also lol gently caress my coworkers they can get thier own drugs, I ain't handing out poo poo.

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Maybe stop repeatedly going to bat for the person handing out drugs under the guise of over the counter headache medicine, and maybe stop blaming the victim of assault for not knowing better. Was it actually you who did this or something?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

"Period cramps? Here, have some meth special Tylenol about it."

I don't even understand the thought process to begin with

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках
Yeah, gonna draw a line under it here: Defending slipping someone a drug they're not expecting is bad poo poo. Good way to get someone hurt or killed, and god knows FoH staff can't really afford a hospital run if it goes badly.

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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Guildenstern Mother posted:

I didn't say it was a good idea, just that it didn't sound like an intentional dosing, more a situation where everyone is an idiot (if you don't know why the druggie is using the word special in front of the name of a generic painkiller maybe ask about that before swallowing).

Also lol gently caress my coworkers they can get thier own drugs, I ain't handing out poo poo.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lol at whichever of you nerds reported this

Goast
Jul 23, 2011

by VideoGames
amphetamines will literally kill people with common heart arrhythmias

that poo poo is pretty hosed

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn
how does a stimulant get the code name "special tylenol"

caffeine pills are a legal over the counter thing why can't you just call it that gahhh. they make stupid diet pills that look like and have names like some kind of designer drug/research chem stimulant. you can buy them at a gas station or walmart.

handing out controlled narcotics to coworkers is already a very poor idea, even if you tell them exactly what it is. the fact that they had no idea it was a stimulant or a scheduled substance is

woof :unsmigghh:

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Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

WITCHCRAFT posted:

caffeine pills are a legal over the counter thing why can't you just call it that gahhh. they make stupid diet pills that look like and have names like some kind of designer drug/research chem stimulant. you can buy them at a gas station or walmart.

I should mention you should take anything other than those gas station diet pills, they're the "randomly spiked with drugs, and not the ones you are looking for" tier of bad.

although if you're looking for euphemistic names...

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