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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/TonyRomm/status/1551229032171200514?s=20&t=1dAaMvm7nKgrQdmIK4JR2g
This guy just loves to cum.

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Yaldabaoth posted:

I think what we're seeing here is catamate syndrome like in ancient Greece, where the men are technically straight but they hate women so much that they'd rather have an intimate relationship with a person they see as a feminine man even though that's not what transwomen are.

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Yeah I don't know what's going on there.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
STOP TALKING ABOUT TRANS PORN OR YOUR THEORIES ABOUT CLOSETED REPUBLICANS IN THIS THREAD



Unless there's a direct Elon connection obviously

I don't want to process all that enough to determine who needs to be slapped for it, so just stop

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

If Elon destroyed silicon valley by loving their wives that would be pretty funny

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
It IS ok to post elongated muskrats itt

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

How does this keep happening????
https://twitter.com/EmilyGlazer/status/1551222604974915584?t=lWcOZGYNd2ZoockzZcWNvA&s=19

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Dude must have a diamond grade dong or something

Almost Smart
Sep 14, 2001

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey
I would say billions in the bank could make up for a dough boy physique and pallor, but the dude who’s wife he was railing is also like in the top 10 wealthiest billionaires in the world.

Maybe he’s a good listener?

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Zil posted:

Dude must have a diamond grade dong or something

~billionaires~

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




maybe the wife just has a thing for billionaires

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Maybe Elon is one of those “pick up artists” who just asks every women he sees if they want to have sex with him.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
He takes them on a ride in a Tesla for the implication

That the longer they resist the greater the risk they'll burn alive

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Zil posted:

Dude must have a diamond grade dong or something

emerald

yook
Mar 11, 2001

YES, CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG IS ABSOLUTELY A KAIJU
Maybe he offered her a horse.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

yook posted:

Maybe he offered her a horse.

on Mars

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

I still can't believe that's why minecraft uses emeralds for currency

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sentient Data posted:

I still can't believe that's why minecraft uses emeralds for currency

Notch wanted it to be lithium, but here we are

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i mean billionaires are all huge sluts, men and women. i think with elon it keeps getting leaked. probably by elon

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Robo Reagan posted:

i mean billionaires are all huge sluts, men and women. i think with elon it keeps getting leaked. probably by elon

does it have anything to do with his hair plugs?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Please don't degenerate sluts by comparing them to billionaires

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

The Bloop posted:

Please don't degenerate sluts by comparing them to billionaires

lol maybe you meant denigrate.
but also please don't degenerate sluts.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
How about devolving the sluts?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

goatface posted:

How about devolving the sluts?

then they would just be people. No one wants that

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

lol maybe you meant denigrate.
but also please don't degenerate sluts.

Pleat don't correct my autocorrect sluts

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

The Bloop posted:

Pleat don't correct my autocorrect sluts

"your" autocorrect sluts?
monster

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Sorry I meant

please don't correct my autocorrect, sluts

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

The Bloop posted:

Sorry I meant

please don't correct my autocorrect, sluts

English isn't that hard is it?

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

it is pretty hard

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

sorry, i mean it is pretty, HARD!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Wendigee posted:

sorry, i mean it is pretty, HARD!

like a BONER! HELL YEAH!

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

ROCK: HARD!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Wendigee posted:

ROCK: HARD!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xemLz_fR1Ac

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004


Haha, I almost skipped clicking on that. Nice

Edit: wait what? that's in his official channel? Lol

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Wendigee posted:

Haha, I almost skipped clicking on that. Nice

Edit: wait what? that's in his official channel? Lol

never skip an Andrew WK song

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

He hasn't been accused of sex crimes yet right?

Edit: is that even him? I don't remember his face even looking like that...

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Wendigee posted:

He hasn't been accused of sex crimes yet right?

Edit: is that even him? I don't remember his face even looking like that...

he bought an accuser off by buying them a horse

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
oh wait Andrew wk?

no fuckin clue

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




the phrase "let's get a party going" refers to his desire to sexually abuse someone, who will then become yet another legal party against him in the eventual court case

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

lol seriously though watch that video.. thats not Andrew WK right?

it looks like he uploaded a parody video to the official account which is pretty funny

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