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Evil SpongeBob
Dec 1, 2005

Not the other one, couldn't stand the other one. Nope nope nope. Here, enjoy this bird.
***Nods as I fly out of John Wayne Airport***

Shameful snipe.

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CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.
The person next to you: "Anybody wanna change seats?"

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://newsbeezer.com/czechrepubliceng/a-chess-robot-in-moscow-has-broken-the-finger-of-its-human-opponent/




According to the organizers of the tournament in the Russian capital, it was an “accidental” attack by the robot. A seven-year-old boy named Christopher, who, by the way, according to them, is among the top 30 chess players in Moscow under the age of nine, moved a piece on the chessboard earlier than he should, which led to the non-standard behavior of the robot.

The AI ​​robotic arm grabbed the young player’s index finger and squeezed his finger firmly. The people around the boy immediately rushed to help, but did not prevent the consequences in the form of a broken finger.


:tif:

https://twitter.com/xakpc/status/1550224137041371144

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Incredible, they even gave it the poor sportsmanship skills of a chess pro

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Jippa posted:

https://newsbeezer.com/czechrepubliceng/a-chess-robot-in-moscow-has-broken-the-finger-of-its-human-opponent/




According to the organizers of the tournament in the Russian capital, it was an “accidental” attack by the robot. A seven-year-old boy named Christopher, who, by the way, according to them, is among the top 30 chess players in Moscow under the age of nine, moved a piece on the chessboard earlier than he should, which led to the non-standard behavior of the robot.

The AI ​​robotic arm grabbed the young player’s index finger and squeezed his finger firmly. The people around the boy immediately rushed to help, but did not prevent the consequences in the form of a broken finger.


:tif:

https://twitter.com/xakpc/status/1550224137041371144

This seems perfectly Russian in either that being deliberately programmed, or the result of terrible workmanship because some mountain of funds did not go where it was supposed to.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
***STATEMENT FROM CHESSROBOT***

Are you kidding ??? What the gently caress are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!

I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Chessrobot is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Master Twig posted:

His most impressive feat is somehow making John Wayne Gacy only the 2nd worst person named John Wayne.

Fake news! His real name was Marion ;-*

e:

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Incredible, they even gave it the poor sportsmanship skills of a chess pro

loving Russians man...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7__-K5R6J8

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 09:07 on Jul 24, 2022

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

dude need some sunblock 5000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oJzfmWO3CU

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


That guy needs hospital, that's not sunburn anymore that's sun poisoning.

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Incredible, they even gave it the poor sportsmanship skills of a chess pro

It models the behavior of a Russian athlete to an astonishing detail.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!


goddamn day glo scoobydoos *spits in ocean*

Vlaphor
Dec 18, 2005

Lipstick Apathy

Prokhor Zakharov posted:



goddamn day glo scoobydoos *spits in ocean*

You know why they fall backwards into the water?

If they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.

youknowthatoneguy
Mar 27, 2004
Mmm, boooofies!

Skwirl posted:

Look up how Jimmy Stewart and John Ford spent the war to see how big a pussy John Wayne was.

I still like this clip from Trumbo going after John Wayne.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXSNWvdkkic

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Unavailable.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/BuEMs24.mp4

Phuzun
Jul 4, 2007

https://i.imgur.com/sxsFeF4.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

https://www.texastribune.org/2022/07/24/texas-log-cabin-republicans/

Tex Avery
Feb 13, 2012

I've had drinks and chatted with this guy at a Pride Day party four or five years ago. It was frustrating how much he genuinely believed the GOP was capable of not being evil in just this one way like he'd get a magic pass for gays or some poo poo.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Tex Avery posted:

I've had drinks and chatted with this guy at a Pride Day party four or five years ago. It was frustrating how much he genuinely believed the GOP was capable of not being evil in just this one way like he'd get a magic pass for gays or some poo poo.

As long as homosexuals stay loyal to the party, the party will stay loyal to homosexuals. Just look at Ernst Röhm!

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rfgpm1MBDg1r0uzl6.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rfiq4slAcl1r0uzl6.mp4

ekuNNN fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Jul 24, 2022

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Did you enjoy your vacation? It got dire in here

incoherent light
Aug 15, 2014

Actively seeking death under the biggest vehicle you can find

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Soul Dentist posted:

Did you enjoy your vacation? It got dire in here

I did, thanks for asking, I was in Turkey for a month :sun:

Phuzun
Jul 4, 2007

https://i.imgur.com/hp2jkt5.mp4

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1551222444500946947

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Imagine caring so much about the capital gains tax you'll vote for people that would happily pass a law requiring you to get chemically castrated for kissing the wrong gender.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Perhaps he could try out that gay conversion “therapy” many members of his party insist on subjecting their own children to.

Then maybe he will be acceptable enough to participate in the more serious republican business of opposing everything that could benefit Americans and egging on domestic terrorists.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1551292329780289538?s=21&t=K2mM70dC8KsrP63Y84REJw

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

the curse of the bambino strikes again!

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Didn't the Red Sox just give up a 27 run game like a week ago??

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

lol that last one

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

kazil posted:

Didn't the Red Sox just give up a 27 run game like a week ago??

28 and two days ago.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
You love to see it (unless you're in Beantown then you hate to see it but honestly Boston fans can get boned)

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Is this the same game from the other day that ended up with an in-the-park grand slam and a score of like 28-5? Or do they play the same team multiple times? I enjoy baseball but not enough to know the season schedule. It's also just really fun having a Toronto team walk all over a Boston team for once.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

one thing you can't knock baseball for is not playing a shitload of games.

their schedules are legit insane. (this is a different game than the one where they lost 28-6 or whatever 2 days ago)

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Mister Speaker posted:

Is this the same game from the other day that ended up with an in-the-park grand slam and a score of like 28-5? Or do they play the same team multiple times? I enjoy baseball but not enough to know the season schedule. It's also just really fun having a Toronto team walk all over a Boston team for once.

That was against the Dodgers. Yes, teams play each other multiple times in a row. Several times a season so each can play home and away.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

That was against the Dodgers. Yes, teams play each other multiple times in a row. Several times a season so each can play home and away.

It was the Blue Jays not the Dodgers

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

kazil posted:

It was the Blue Jays not the Dodgers

Oh poo poo, it was. Short circuit or whatever.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Each baseball team plays 162 games a year, not counting spring training and the post-season.

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Admiral Joeslop posted:

Each baseball team plays 162 games a year, not counting spring training and the post-season.

that sounds like a loving job.... how did they gently caress up so hard in the professional sports arena?

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