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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Katy Perry herself should be shot into the sun

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Gologle
Apr 15, 2013

The Gologle Posting Experience.

<3
Oh yeah, life goes on

Long after the thrill, for livin' is gone

Gologle fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Jul 25, 2022

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Tulalip Tulips posted:

I kissed a girl should be shot in to the sun. There are worse Katy Perry songs but I got a personal grudge against that one in particular.

It's criminal that the video clip doesn't show Katy Perry actually kissing a girl. Not even once.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

teen witch posted:

you mean my air trombone song? find me an alternative

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs6SB6ccoNc

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
what the gently caress thread, Love Fool owns, the Cardigans in general own, their cover of "Iron Man" owns, they named an album after Gran Turismo 2, they own :hai: :mad:

Aeryk
Aug 31, 2006

Ah. It must have been when I was younger.
Fun Shoe
Sweet home alabama

Gologle
Apr 15, 2013

The Gologle Posting Experience.

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I hear in Birmingham they love the governor

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



There should be a law that Sweet Home Alabama must always be played back to back with Neil Young’s Southern Man

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Mention George Wallace in one song and Jello Biafra shits on you forever. Didn’t that goddamned communist ever hear “ The Ballad of Curtis Lowe”?

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012
Get rid of amazing grace. That song is such sanctimonious garbage and over played as "the sad song" loving constantly.

The twist should be the national anthem, barring that, the song twist.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Aeryk posted:

Sweet home alabama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhJx1gpl0kM

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Have I missed it? Or have we gone 9 pages without anyone mentioning Stairway To Heaven?

Because gently caress Led Zepplin

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
love 2 see portland hipsters unironically applaud the worst song to ever come out of the South

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Sweet potato pie baby shut my mouth

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



crazy bitch by buckcherry

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

DEEP STATE PLOT posted:

crazy bitch by buckcherry

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Wait no also hard to handle by the black crowes, the song I thought just didn’t had a name and was “shuh ha da hannanow”

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
The chicken dance

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Anything by Beyonce Knowles but if it can only be one song then the ring song.

"Ring the Alarm" or the one about putting a ring on it? They're both equally horrible, I'm just curious.

Captain Rufus posted:

Nobody has mentioned (Unless just a link with no text?) my personal most despised song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-QkkHsP9dc

Love Fool.

A dire song about a chick who just can't deal with a guy not being into her and just begs him to be anyhow. Its lyrics are painful cringe to anyone who has ever hit puberty and either been the giver or recipient of this terrible sort of infatuation and then grown to realize what a dumbass moron they were. Also the music itself sucks total rear end and isn't catchy or even coherent.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH :suicide: My mom LOVES this song so she played it all the time when I lived with her, and sang along and everything, and I'm pretty sure that this song is played on loop in hell.

DEEP STATE PLOT posted:

crazy bitch by buckcherry

Hey, you're crazy, bitch, I love this song

teen witch posted:

Wait no also hard to handle by the black crowes, the song I thought just didn’t had a name and was “shuh ha da hannanow”

I love this song too :colbert:

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

YeahTubaMike posted:

"Ring the Alarm" or the one about putting a ring on it? They're both equally horrible, I'm just curious.

Wo-o-oh O-o-oh

Indiana
Feb 28, 2003
We named the dog Indiana!
Mr jones and me. gently caress that noise.

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the USA"

I loving HATE THAT SONG.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
If it was still at all common to hear I think everyone in here would be unison voting for that Hootie and the Blowfish song.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Here's a song that can be erased.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJBq7HY46oI

I was driving around one day listening to oldies and this came on. I was listening to it wondering what the gently caress the song was about until about half way through. Still a creepy song.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Grape posted:

If it was still at all common to hear I think everyone in here would be unison voting for that Hootie and the Blowfish song.

I may not be into Hootie and his Blowfish, but I have a weird soft spot for Darius Rucker? He isn’t the first prominent black dude in country sure, but it’s the chutzpah I admire.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

Babylon Astronaut posted:

Get rid of amazing grace. That song is such sanctimonious garbage and over played as "the sad song" loving constantly.

i had to do it for a funeral last month which led me to actually look into the other verses. regardless of what message that song is trying to achieve, the lyrics are just fuckin bad. rhyming "come" with "home?" wtf get out of here not even trying that

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



'Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now' by Starship

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Poo In An Alleyway posted:

'Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now' by Starship

Mannequin Forever

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
I was thinking about songs of my childhood that I could basically listen to on repeat until my ears fall off without getting sick of them. I know that’s not in the spirit of the thread but I already gave my answer to the actual question from OP.

I love the usher song Yeah and will always love the usher song Yeah because it is the best song ever made

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
come my lady

come come my lady

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Poo In An Alleyway posted:

'Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now' by Starship

There is a retail chain Jula, that uses it for their commercials, and have been, for some time now. Even in the store you’ll hear it at intervals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQogtTl2oNE

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Charles Bukowski posted:

The chicken dance

Oh god yes.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Babylon Astronaut posted:

The twist should be the national anthem, barring that, the song twist.

This is really cracking me up, thanks.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

loving Moron posted:

Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the USA"

I loving HATE THAT SONG.

I worked at a camp that did weekly dances. every Saturday night a shitload of drunk campers would form a circle, arm in arm, and sing along to that to close out the event.

awful

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



There are two songs I will absolutely change the station if they come on:

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida - Iron Butterfly

Life’s Been Good - Joe Walsh

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Kars 4 Kids. Please God make this happen

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

DELETE CASCADE posted:

every breath you take, by the police

gently caress the police

This, so very much. I loathed and despised that song in 1983 when it played everywhere all the time, and there’s no excuse for it to still be played, nearly 40 years later.

‘All the meth you maaakke….’

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Poo In An Alleyway posted:

'Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now' by Starship

Agreed. That song is so generic and milquetoast. It's musical wallpaper.


loving Moron posted:

Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the USA"

I loving HATE THAT SONG.

Yes! I hadn't thought of that one.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I’d like to keep all the songs but remove every solo

Oh and all the sax

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
You leave jazz out of this.

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