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Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

Is this supposed to be goatse? The tomato on the left even has the ring... :golfclap:

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Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Data Graham posted:

Maybe I'll ask here because I'm really starting to wonder.

Serious question: is there such a thing as "west coast style pizza" or some such? I was just in Oregon and all the pizza I saw around was like this:



Don't think so. Altoona style walks up and spits the face of God though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4L2uGof2As

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Futanari Damacy posted:

Is this supposed to be goatse? The tomato on the left even has the ring... :golfclap:

No, this is the goatse pizza:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
https://twitter.com/fuckeduppizzas/status/1550313509493395458
A little something for no one

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

This is the sort of thing that made people uncomfortable about letting Sweden join NATO

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Devils Affricate posted:

This is the sort of thing that made people uncomfortable about letting Sweden join NATO

Yeah not enough turkey on there.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Devils Affricate posted:

This is the sort of thing that made people uncomfortable about letting Sweden join NATO

yeah you just know looking at that, it's from scandinavia

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

Yeah not enough turkey on there.

NATO has plenty of Turkey already.

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007


What’s expiring in the back of the walk in?

Von Pluring
Sep 19, 2003


Zelensky's Zealots
Pork Pro

Devils Affricate posted:

This is the sort of thing that made people uncomfortable about letting Sweden join NATO

This is just a gimmick pizza. No one would eat that. Some moron bought a pizza and put a lot of stuff on it. The toppings are not even baked.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Von Pluring posted:

This is just a gimmick pizza. No one would eat that. Some moron bought a pizza and put a lot of stuff on it. The toppings are not even baked.

sounds like something a swedish person would say

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Von Pluring posted:

This is just a gimmick pizza. No one would eat that. Some moron bought a pizza and put a lot of stuff on it. The toppings are not even baked.

Motion, or a genius? History will be the judge

Flinger
Oct 16, 2012

It has all the nordic yule staples, if that doesn't scream "christmas" to you i don't know what to tell you

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Flinger posted:

It has all the nordic yule staples, if that doesn't scream "christmas" to you i don't know what to tell you

Well it does fill me with depression so it checks out

yugioh mishima
Oct 22, 2020

AARD VARKMAN posted:

this one I'm not sure I want to know


copious amounts of glue to prevent the fries from sliding off the pizza; Brazilian Olive Law, but applied to pepperoni. groundbreaking stuff here.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Von Pluring posted:

This is just a gimmick pizza. No one would eat that. Some moron bought a pizza and put a lot of stuff on it. The toppings are not even baked.

I dunno man considering some of the Swedish and Brazilian pizza crimes we've seen in this thread that argument doesn't really hold much sway.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


I tried some prompts related to this thread to see what Craiyon would come up with:

The robots might be coming for your jobs but I think it's going to be a while before they replace the Mestre.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Base AI pizza tech has improved a lot since the last time I played with it, but I like how perfectly aggravating its slicing technique is. No, I don't want three giant unequal slices, or a small slice taken from the center of the pizza! :arghfist:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
All of those still look better than most of the pies in this thread

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005


Too few raisins?

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

Captain Hygiene posted:

Base AI pizza tech has improved a lot since the last time I played with it, but I like how perfectly aggravating its slicing technique is. No, I don't want three giant unequal slices, or a small slice taken from the center of the pizza! :arghfist:

I agree, it's a little too realistic now :ohdear:

yugioh mishima
Oct 22, 2020

i like how the AI knew to add olives when ‘Brazilian’ was added to the prompt

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
AI doesnt even understand the cultural horrors that real pizza does

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

AI doesnt even understand the cultural horrors that real pizza does

Even the human brain can scarcely comprehend.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




https://twitter.com/aimenlau/status/1550820898021978112?t=kzF990TsugjDCRLVh2GlmQ&s=19

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Not today, Satan

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

i don't know where you found that personal photo of my mother's but i'm kindly asking that you take it down

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

I like how you can see there is a perfectly fine Margherita pizza underneath.

The idea of a cheese pizza when they already put cheese on pizzas obviously just confused them a bit, which is very understandable.

While it ended in a travesty of pizza I do commend their effort and presentation.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

This one is pleasingly simplistic with regards to how horrifying it is. I can identify all the toppings, and virtually none of them belong! :peanut:

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
A little mildew never hurt anyone

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

You can't fool me! That's clearly Jason Voorhees's head, not a pizza

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005



Close to the sewer pizza in grossness imo

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

AARD VARKMAN posted:

not sure what's on either of these


This is a "souls of K-Pop band members" pizza. The right side of the pie is the bad boys of the group (just look at all those sins!).

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Leroy Dennui posted:

This is a "souls of K-Pop band members" pizza. The right side of the pie is the bad boys of the group (just look at all those sins!).

Which side is "the right side?"

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
Though it may be the right-hand side from the photo's perspective, I am referring to the sinister "spicy-looking meats" side; sorry for the ambiguity, and to the members of the group who are the good boys, whose souls are made of french fries drizzled in melted Gruyère and sprinkled with Za'atar -- the Lord's Spice.

Leroy Dennui fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Jul 25, 2022

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Both sides look sinister to me :shrug:

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

"It's afraid!"

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Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Also that is easily a top 5 most disgusting of the whole thread. Maybe top 3

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