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That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


BOY MEAT is an all-timer for me.

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Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Nyoro posted:

what's your guys' favorite f plus quotes?

I really like Lemon's "your fictitious world is worse than the one we live in" to Frank West in the clown episode myself.

"Oh my God, these ladies are having sex for yo-"
"NOT GOOD ENOUGH"

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
The sequence in one of the f-list episodes where a guy just keeps listing ways to contact him is something that's stuck with me.

Also "is this just when you have two walls in a movie and they talk not about a ceiling?"

ALSO "Hello, my name is Osama Bin Laden. Now don't hang up, I have some exciting information for you."

Grondoth fucked around with this message at 17:00 on Jul 24, 2022

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Adam going 'no it's not in the doc, just answer for me what this guy's deal is' in the cryptid ep always kills me.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Grondoth posted:

The sequence in one of the f-list episodes where a guy just keeps listing ways to contact him is something that's stuck with me.

That’s the first f-list episode I believe

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
When is one punch man gonna kill this guy?


Kitfox88 posted:

That’s the first f-list episode I believe

Yeah, it's the guy who is a very specific type of inflatable dragon and he is sick of people not treating him like that very specific type of inflatable dragon. That episode was full of guys who are angry and demanding about their very specific kinks, it's pretty hilarous.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Grondoth posted:

When is one punch man gonna kill this guy?

Yeah, it's the guy who is a very specific type of inflatable dragon and he is sick of people not treating him like that very specific type of inflatable dragon. That episode was full of guys who are angry and demanding about their very specific kinks, it's pretty hilarous.

Special Goo Filling!

GOO!

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
He is not clingy! Sorry to all those who enjoy having their fur pulled out by a rubbery surface.

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


This is the internet, where there's no such thing as drawing a distinction between two things

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Was that the same episode with the guy who lactates root beer? Because somehow that guy was my takeaway from the whole thing

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

I've listened to that first F-List episode more times than i can remember, its all burned itself into my memory, like when Jack Chick starts reading the dude's profile that's very obviously just his D&D character and summaries of his group's game

Antivehicular posted:

Was that the same episode with the guy who lactates root beer? Because somehow that guy was my takeaway from the whole thing

no that was a different episode

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
the second f-list episode, actually :pseudo:

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Ever seen a fat Super Saiyan cum?

Visiting the Bubbletopia website in the imdb episode.

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


These Are A Few of My Favorite Kinks and Sins of the Djinn are probably my most re-listened-to episodes.

Whatever the one with all the fanfic porn plots they read like "Leia lays a golden egg" is up there too. The stuff earlier in that episode where Portaxx reads the weird nipple guy's stuff "too teeny-tiny boy's nipples on a female breasts" cracks me up every time.

Also "it is always cold in Chili's."

Really anything with crazy people's unrestrained fantasies or complaints, especially if Bozarth or Portaxx are there.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

That Old Tree posted:

Whatever the one with all the fanfic porn plots they read like "Leia lays a golden egg" is up there too. The stuff earlier in that episode where Portaxx reads the weird nipple guy's stuff "too teeny-tiny boy's nipples on a female breasts" cracks me up every time.

Lemon's "FUUUUUUUUUHHUUUUUCCCKK." right after and Portaxx instantly following that up with "No gently caress, because the nipples are too small." makes me giggle every time I hear it without fail.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
a woman is really a paths duck

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse
What's the episode where someone is reading and you hear Lemon in the background (away from his mic to make it sound like he's farther away) going, "HEY! HEEEEEYYY" and then dives in to the bit he's reading, essentially interrupting what ever reading was in progress?

God, does that make any sense?

Heliotrope
Aug 17, 2007

You're fucking subhuman

Happy Landfill posted:

What's the episode where someone is reading and you hear Lemon in the background (away from his mic to make it sound like he's farther away) going, "HEY! HEEEEEYYY" and then dives in to the bit he's reading, essentially interrupting what ever reading was in progress?

God, does that make any sense?

I know what you're talking about, but I don't remember the details either. Maybe one of those episodes where people talk about movies they'll never make?

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse
I can't remember, but I think he cuts in like that because the current reading was just some inane rambling that could probably just be cut off at anytime and you get the idea .

bio347
Oct 29, 2012
I really love the audiophile episode, because audiophile stuff is just so silly.

"That is way too complicated. It is obviously four cheap springs."

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

bio347 posted:

I really love the audiophile episode, because audiophile stuff is just so silly.

"That is way too complicated. It is obviously four cheap springs."

Finding out they had a thread called "what's your favorite patrick89 post" was ideal

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


patrick82 and bboy360 are my two favorite F Plus subjects.

Meowywitch
Jan 14, 2010

Fight for all that is beautiful in the world

The dried urine was more volatile, with a trace of ammonia penetrating deep in my nostrils -Isfahan, ep 149

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
The second Offbeat Bride ep, Frank West's genuine horror at the idea of making a grandma play your lovely wedding gimmick video game

Ironic Twist
Aug 3, 2008

I'm bokeh, you're bokeh

Sitting Here posted:

The second Offbeat Bride ep, Frank West's genuine horror at the idea of making a grandma play your lovely wedding gimmick video game

"What do your wedding rings look like?"

"Like poo poo!"

ShellGame
Apr 10, 2016

stack 'em to the heavens
Extra Credit reads about hypnosis that jockifies.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

https://twitter.com/TheFPlus/status/1553224222738186241?s=20&t=gg2CsIgkuIawDahNRx97AA

Meowywitch
Jan 14, 2010

Fight for all that is beautiful in the world

I am very pleased by the return of weekly / biweekly fplus updates

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH

Nyoro posted:

I am very pleased by the return of weekly / biweekly fplus updates

my cup runneth over

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


They are coming out faster than I'm listening to them, which is a cool problem to have.

Jedi425
Dec 6, 2002

THOU ART THEE ART THOU STICK YOUR HAND IN THE TV DO IT DO IT DO IT

Nyoro posted:

what's your guys' favorite f plus quotes?

I really like Lemon's "your fictitious world is worse than the one we live in" to Frank West in the clown episode myself.

I love the little song one of them (Frank West?) sings when they're doing the Pumping episode, and he's waiting for the horrifying image to load.

"Looking forward to some good posting..."

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club



At this point I suspect that the 20th-century high school stereotypes will live on in fetish culture long after they have vanished from the mainstream, in the same way that Victorians had lots of fetishes related to equestrian traditions that had mostly vanished from their day-to-day lives.

Also, this episode helped answer the question I’d had about these bimbofication transformation fetishes: Are the people writing these stories wanting to gently caress someone who is suddenly a ridiculous bimbo; or do they want to be transformed into a ridiculous bimbo themselves? Now I see the answer is both. They want both.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Loving all the Pansy Division in the recent Extra Credit intros.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Some people feel completely powerless over what happens to their own body and mind and like to fantasize about having that power over others. Not the healthiest coping kink in my experience, but at least it's not loving the tail pipe hot.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

RandomPauI posted:

Some people feel completely powerless over what happens to their own body and mind and like to fantasize about having that power over others. Not the healthiest coping kink in my experience, but at least it's not loving the tail pipe hot.

There's also many different degrees between "pure fantasy masturbation material" and "tries to live it 24/7 in their real life" that isn't always clear online

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Wank material does work as a solid data point for a person though. Like, if someone shares stories about jacking off with women's watches, maybe don't lend them a watch.

carrionman
Oct 30, 2010
I've decided to relisten to the whole podcast from the start. God help me

wit
Jul 26, 2011

carrionman posted:

I've decided to relisten to the whole podcast from the start. God help me

See you in a few years. That said, quoting ridiculous people on the internet is what the kids these days call "evergreen content". Only maybe the first one or two episodes show any age at all, the rest is pretty timeless.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
The production takes a bit to work up to what you'll be used to. They didn't even record separate tracks for a while, instead just recording the whole thing in one big call.

You'll also be cursed with knowledge. If they're ever confused about, say, what DMT is or laugh off a fetish as if no one has it, you will know, and you will know that they will know.

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LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


I'm just picturing that climactic scene in The Crow where he pushes all of the pain from his fiancé's slow death into the villain's brain all at once, only it's the entirety of the internet's perversions pushed through a set of earbuds.

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