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Leandros: Dec 14, 2008

Rectal Death Adept posted:

I often worried I had metal shavings behind my eyes from my redneck father's safety squint procedures when we worked on cars leading to countless instances of poo poo getting in your eyes and trying to blink it out. The first time i got an MRI they were like ".........it's probably fine"

Very stressful minute or two waiting for my eyes to potentially explode

My mother caught a spark from a train wheel once and has never dared to go in for one. I suppose a CT could confirm it but she's never needed either, luckily.

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# ? May 31, 2024 10:31

LawfulWaffle: Mar 11, 2014; Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

https://twitter.com/thejeremyvine/status/862757305661747201?s=21&t=q6aSDb1EexIlqG1UMYvI5g

# ? Jul 25, 2022 17:58

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LawfulWaffle posted:

https://twitter.com/thejeremyvine/status/862757305661747201?s=21&t=q6aSDb1EexIlqG1UMYvI5g

gammon brain

# ? Jul 25, 2022 18:03

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

I'm not sure there's enough cheap booze in existence to make this seem like a good idea

# ? Jul 25, 2022 18:25

Enos Shenk: Nov 3, 2011

Choose your fate. The Ammonia Room or the Chlorine Room?

# ? Jul 25, 2022 18:29

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Enos Shenk posted:

Choose your fate. The Ammonia Room or the Chlorine Room?

Just need to consolidate them both into one.

# ? Jul 25, 2022 18:42

everydayfalls: Aug 23, 2016

Leandros posted:

My mother caught a spark from a train wheel once and has never dared to go in for one. I suppose a CT could confirm it but she's never needed either, luckily.

Procedure is an X-ray of the orbits, 2 views one eyes up one eyes down. Any metallic densities will show up and then you are screened for your scan.

# ? Jul 25, 2022 18:48

ChesterJT: Dec 28, 2003; Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Listen, my ignore list has always been at a solid 0 people, but if you keep it up with this eye stuff you might make the list.

Uggghhhhhhhh

ChesterJT fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Jul 25, 2022

# ? Jul 25, 2022 18:54

Evilreaver: Feb 26, 2007; GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!; Dinosaur Gum

naughty workers are sent to the chlorine room

# ? Jul 25, 2022 18:57

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

Enos Shenk posted:

Choose your fate. The Ammonia Room or the Chlorine Room?

man i feel like i've been there before, is that Linnwood Water Treatment plant in Milwaukee?

# ? Jul 25, 2022 19:16

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

`Nemesis posted:

man i feel like i've been there before, is that Linnwood Water Treatment plant in Milwaukee?

It could be most any water treatment plant. They're used to make chloramine which is good for disinfecting water

# ? Jul 25, 2022 19:23

Methylethylaldehyde: Oct 23, 2004; BAKA BAKA

Scratch Monkey posted:

It could be most any water treatment plant. They're used to make chloramine which is good for disinfecting water

Water Treatment Plants: DIY Warcrime gas, some breaking and entering required.

# ? Jul 25, 2022 19:26

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Push El Burrito posted:

Just need to consolidate them both into one.

Put a revolving door between the rooms.

# ? Jul 25, 2022 19:53

HelloIAmYourHeart: Dec 29, 2008; Fallen Rib

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

Yeah and sometimes eyelashes go under my eyelid and I rub a bunch and then they disappear without coming out.

Maybe they're in my tear ducts, that would explain the strange confetti explosions from my eyes when a dog dies in a movie.

I've seen someone with an eyelash stuck in their tear duct, and let me assure that you would know. They did not have a good time.

# ? Jul 25, 2022 20:21

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

https://i.imgur.com/O3gNrl6.mp4

# ? Jul 25, 2022 21:04

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

LifeSunDeath posted:

https://i.imgur.com/O3gNrl6.mp4

Is this like the equivalent of the specialized underwater egress training you can take for aircraft?

# ? Jul 25, 2022 21:06

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Good thing they got into the cage.

After jumping out of the cage...

# ? Jul 25, 2022 21:06

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

It's ok, he almost stopped it from tipping over

# ? Jul 25, 2022 21:11

Flash Gordon Ramsay: Sep 28, 2004; Grimey Drawer

Not supposed to drive with the forks up though, are you? Probably made it more top heavy too.

# ? Jul 25, 2022 21:12

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

I don't even think you're supposed to have the forks up if there isn't anything on them, stationary or otherwise.

# ? Jul 25, 2022 21:15

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Uthor posted:

Good thing they got into the cage.

After jumping out of the cage...

Like seeing Prometheus in real life.

# ? Jul 25, 2022 21:17

Byzantine: Sep 1, 2007

Enos Shenk posted:

Choose your fate. The Ammonia Room or the Chlorine Room?

...should those be next to each other?

# ? Jul 25, 2022 21:20

wiegieman: Apr 22, 2010; Royalty is a continuous cutting motion

Byzantine posted:

...should those be next to each other?

Consider: they could be stored in the same room, in identical barrels with the same threads.

# ? Jul 25, 2022 21:22

Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

Enos Shenk posted:

Choose your fate. The Ammonia Room or the Chlorine Room?

*in a heavy Finnish accent* I should have taken a taxi.

# ? Jul 25, 2022 21:28

Icedude: Mar 30, 2004

Enos Shenk posted:

Choose your fate. The Ammonia Room or the Chlorine Room?

Well they didn't mean to have a Chlorine room, but the Bleach room was just off to the right and they decided to play it safe

# ? Jul 25, 2022 21:32

old bean factory: Nov 18, 2006; Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Uthor posted:

Good thing they got into the cage.

After jumping out of the cage...

It's called intertia sweaty look it up

# ? Jul 25, 2022 21:39

Marcade: Jun 11, 2006; Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Captain Hygiene posted:

Yeah sure buddy. That's just what your parents told you to stop you from sticking things back in there. I have some other news for you too: Santa Claus isn't real

If he's not real, who put reindeer fur behind my eyes every Christmas? :psypop:

Marcade fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Jul 25, 2022

# ? Jul 25, 2022 22:50

bucksmash: Mar 11, 2002

Marcade posted:

If he's not real, who put reindeer fur behind my eyes every Christmas?

Krampus, duh

And that ain't reindeer fur. Unless that's what he calls the hairs from his Krampussy _{I instantly regret this post}

# ? Jul 25, 2022 23:11

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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Warning, distressing images of people, including many children looking at and then fleeing a land slide in Peru. 1 person confirmed dead so far.
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rfkbb9ZkhN1vmay6q.mp4

# ? Jul 25, 2022 23:21

MagpieConcept: Feb 6, 2022

For the record, an average forklift is like 4,000 pounds. I cannot imagine having any sort of impulse to use your body weight to keep it from tipping over.

Edit: My bad, it's actually anywhere from 3,000 to 20,000 pounds. :stare:

# ? Jul 25, 2022 23:22

Methylethylaldehyde: Oct 23, 2004; BAKA BAKA

bucksmash posted:

Krampus, duh

And that ain't reindeer fur. Unless that's what he calls the hairs from his Krampussy _{I instantly regret this post}

Everyone knows it's the Krampus sack. A sack, presumably covered in fur.

# ? Jul 25, 2022 23:26

hailthefish: Oct 24, 2010

MagpieConcept posted:

For the record, an average forklift is like 4,000 pounds. I cannot imagine having any sort of impulse to use your body weight to keep it from tipping over.

Edit: My bad, it's actually anywhere from 3,000 to 20,000 pounds.

That one's definitely toward the lighter end of that range but still more than enough to kill the absolute gently caress out of that guy if he hadn't gotten back into the cage.

# ? Jul 25, 2022 23:34

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rflcvgh5da1r0uzl6.mp4

Do yourself a favour and don't turn the sound on for this one

# ? Jul 25, 2022 23:58

HelloIAmYourHeart: Dec 29, 2008; Fallen Rib

So what are you supposed to do if you're in the path of a landslide anyway? Get to high ground like for a tsunami?

# ? Jul 26, 2022 00:01

wash bucket: Feb 21, 2006

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

So what are you supposed to do if you're in the path of a landslide anyway? Get to high ground like for a tsunami?

Higher ground comes to you!

# ? Jul 26, 2022 00:04

iroc.dis: Mar 15, 2013

MagpieConcept posted:

For the record, an average forklift is like 4,000 pounds. I cannot imagine having any sort of impulse to use your body weight to keep it from tipping over.

Edit: My bad, it's actually anywhere from 3,000 to 20,000 pounds.

That looks like a Doosan electric warehouse forklift. Depending on the mast height, that model could weigh anywhere between 8200lbs and 9300lbs

# ? Jul 26, 2022 00:32

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Probably gonna post this big smooth boi in the Badass Pics thread too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANwP8xC7C2o

IMO, more South African guys should get into whatever this hobby is.

# ? Jul 26, 2022 01:52