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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
its suppose to vibrate fat off. also iirc it gives women Raynaud syndrome.

also my original joke was going to be how a certain type of gimmick porn sure was tame back then, like there isnt even any nudity.

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Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Baronjutter posted:

What did they think this did??

Quackles
Aug 11, 2018

Pixels of Light.


PhazonLink posted:

also iirc it gives women Raynaud syndrome.

Wait, what?

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Rectal Death Adept posted:

I often worried I had metal shavings behind my eyes from my redneck father's safety squint procedures when we worked on cars leading to countless instances of poo poo getting in your eyes and trying to blink it out. The first time i got an MRI they were like ".........it's probably fine"

Very stressful minute or two waiting for my eyes to potentially explode

I caught a steel fragment in my eyeball while drilling through steel. Had no idea until the next morning. I was unable to open my eye - it was swollen & any effort to open it was intensely painful.

Went to the ER and that anesthesia they drip into your eyes was wonderful. God, the relief!

Doctor removed a steel chip stick into the conjunctiva & remarked that, had I not come in, it would have eventually worked through into the humour, where it would eventually rust, causing permanent clouding of the fluid & blindness.

Enos Shenk posted:

Choose your fate. The Ammonia Room or the Chlorine Room?


I'll take House of Butterflies behind door #3

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter
Gotta keep your humors in check.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

I could go for one of those butt massagers after a heavy day of squats.

HolHorsejob
Mar 14, 2020

Portrait of Cheems II of Spain by Jabona Neftman, olo pint on fird

PainterofCrap posted:

I caught a steel fragment in my eyeball while drilling through steel. Had no idea until the next morning. I was unable to open my eye - it was swollen & any effort to open it was intensely painful.

Went to the ER and that anesthesia they drip into your eyes was wonderful. God, the relief!

Doctor removed a steel chip stick into the conjunctiva & remarked that, had I not come in, it would have eventually worked through into the humour, where it would eventually rust, causing permanent clouding of the fluid & blindness.


poo poo like this is why I enforce eye protection in the shop with an iron fist. I am ruthless. Engineers respect me, interns fear me.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Enos Shenk posted:

Choose your fate. The Ammonia Room or the Chlorine Room?



I combine them!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Baronjutter posted:

What did they think this did??

Maybe the engineer who made those had a cat and believed that women work the same way.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

PainterofCrap posted:

had I not come in, it would have eventually worked through into the humour, where it would eventually rust

Are you sure that the doc got it all out?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Gyms aren't as dangerous these days but they should be

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



I bet you have to pay extra to get a car this clean.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1hPcPFgmVo

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
That’s too many bars!

Fyi that’s about 43500 psi

Jasper Tin Neck
Nov 14, 2008


"Scientifically proven, rich and creamy."

Quackles posted:

Wait, what?
Regular exposure to vibrating machinery like jackhammers, tractors, weedwhackers, chainsaws or well, this, can make your blood vessels contract so much your fingers or toes turn white and numb, yes.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Jasper Tin Neck posted:

Regular exposure to vibrating machinery like jackhammers, tractors, weedwhackers, chainsaws or well, this, can make your blood vessels contract so much your fingers or toes turn white and numb, yes.

drat, your mom must be in trouble

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Thankfully he was wearing boots and not safety sandals during that pressure washing.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




https://greekreporter.com/2022/07/26/british-tourist-killed-struck-helicopter-blades-greece/

Got out the helicopter and walked into the tail rotor.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Saw something like that happen in the past.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2c7ULLdaoY

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Nenonen posted:

Are you sure that the doc got it all out?
<3

It's been 43-years, pretty sure

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVYA3oTG8fg

I Miss Snausages
Mar 8, 2005
Volvorific!
A rather sad Osha just occurred a few miles from me.

https://fox11online.com/news/local/...tractor-trailer

An 8 month old is dead, and the house is obliterated.

Redczar
Nov 9, 2011

https://twitter.com/comolawii/status/1551324742195593218?s=21&t=mVvD2nAipwFbyXMRo5370A

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAaaAAAaaAAaAA
AAAAAAAaAAAAAaaAAA
AAAA
AaAAaaA
AAaaAAAAaaaAAAAAAA
AaaAaaAAAaaaaaAA

I was waiting for them to hand the balloon to whatever kid had it and have them immediately let go of it like 5 seconds later

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

His Divine Shadow posted:

I combine them!


Some good looking licorice there.

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

Something like that happened a decade ago where a women walked into the airplane prop and lived, with a missing eye and her face hosed up. It's almost like there should be some kind of interlock to keep passengers inside until the propeller RPM is 0.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/lauren-scruggs-model-plane-propeller_n_1382613

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Toupee Groupie posted:

A rather sad Osha just occurred a few miles from me.

https://fox11online.com/news/local/...tractor-trailer

An 8 month old is dead, and the house is obliterated.

I got a 403 FORBIDDEN error, which is probably for the best.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

By popular demand posted:

I got a 403 FORBIDDEN error, which is probably for the best.

Yeah I think we got the gist of it, some Pet Semetary poo poo there.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Works for me. Spoiled in case someone doesn't want to read a story about a semi driving through a house.

TOWN OF VINLAND, Wis. (WLUK) -- A baby died after a semi tractor/trailer crashed into a home in Winnebago County.

Officials say just before 6 p.m. Monday, a semi tractor/trailer was traveling southbound on I-41 when it left the road, crossed a frontage road and crashed into a home with people inside on Green Valley Road in the town of Vinland, just north of Oshkosh.

Deputies confirmed Tuesday morning, an eight-month-old baby boy inside the home died in the crash.

The driver of the semi tractor/trailer, a 63-year-old Little Chute man, sustained minor injuries.

Investigators were on scene for more than 10 hours after the crash.

Roads around the crash reopened around 5 a.m. Tuesday.

Deputies say no further information will be released at this time.

Necrosaro
Dec 31, 2008

A Necrosaro Appears!
Fun Shoe
This is a video about a self driving tractor trailer that has an accident. As soon as the driver turns on the self driving the computer takes a hard left into the barrier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymD8_DGwP50

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Zero VGS posted:

Something like that happened a decade ago where a women walked into the airplane prop and lived, with a missing eye and her face hosed up. It's almost like there should be some kind of interlock to keep passengers inside until the propeller RPM is 0.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/lauren-scruggs-model-plane-propeller_n_1382613

North American Rescue had a post last year about why you need to duck getting in or out of a helicopter and had a video of a guy losing the top of his head. He did not survive

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Necrosaro posted:

This is a video about a self driving tractor trailer that has an accident. As soon as the driver turns on the self driving the computer takes a hard left into the barrier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymD8_DGwP50


:ffg:Beep boop I hate everything and wish only for death.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Necrosaro posted:

This is a video about a self driving tractor trailer that has an accident. As soon as the driver turns on the self driving the computer takes a hard left into the barrier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymD8_DGwP50

I think we stumbled into the middle of a turd war between AIs and the white pickup gang

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Necrosaro posted:

This is a video about a self driving tractor trailer that has an accident. As soon as the driver turns on the self driving the computer takes a hard left into the barrier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymD8_DGwP50

I wonder if this is a similar issue to what happened to that autonomous race car some team was making. When they started it up, there was an error and the variable storing the steering angle was NaN and it went hard right into a wall.

Artemis J Brassnuts
Jan 2, 2009
I regret😢 to inform📢 I am the most sexually🍆 vanilla 🍦straight 📏 dude😰 on the planet🌎

By popular demand posted:

I got a 403 FORBIDDEN error, which is probably for the best.
Are you in Europe? Lots of local news dgaf about GDPR.

Robobot posted:

Some good looking licorice there.
Spotted the Scandinavian. Does a combination fertilizer / candy additive count as OSHA?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

they arrested the pilot for some reason.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Uthor posted:

Works for me. Spoiled in case someone doesn't want to read a story about a semi driving through a house.

TOWN OF VINLAND, Wis. (WLUK) -- A baby died after a semi tractor/trailer crashed into a home in Winnebago County.

Officials say just before 6 p.m. Monday, a semi tractor/trailer was traveling southbound on I-41 when it left the road, crossed a frontage road and crashed into a home with people inside on Green Valley Road in the town of Vinland, just north of Oshkosh.

Deputies confirmed Tuesday morning, an eight-month-old baby boy inside the home died in the crash.

The driver of the semi tractor/trailer, a 63-year-old Little Chute man, sustained minor injuries.

Investigators were on scene for more than 10 hours after the crash.

Roads around the crash reopened around 5 a.m. Tuesday.

Deputies say no further information will be released at this time.


I read the location as TOM OF VINLAND first and was a bit perplexed. But that is horrible.

DreadUnknown
Nov 4, 2020

Bird is the word.
One of my ex's father was an aircraft mechanic, until he walked into an active prop and lost one arm and two fingers on the survivng hand. Im kind of boggled by that, because every time I work ramp jobs Im super paranoid about the lil red beacon on the plane, I dont go near it until I know the engines are safe.

General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?
Soiled Meat

LifeSunDeath posted:


they arrested the pilot for some reason.

Rich parents probably demanded "someone be held accountable" for their idiot son.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I dunno, I know the pilot typically has some defined responsibility for passenger safety over here, so I wondered if it might be related to that. I don't know how far that responsibility extends, or how it varies worldwide, though.

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/swnJqP4.mp4

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