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Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
"My Humps". It is a demonically awful song in and of itself, but it also spurred that awful trend of singing like a five year old for some goddamn reason

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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



goatface posted:

You leave jazz out of this.

Early reggae sax can stay but jazz solos have to go, sorry.

Just the solos, it’ll be ok

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

DemonDarkhorse posted:

anything by rush, but especially tom sawyer

We are now best friends.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



"Accidental Racist" by Brad Paisley.

pogue23
Aug 15, 2002

Son, I am disappoint.
"Down at the Globe" by Big Audio Dynamite II

no other song makes me want to forcibly transform my hands into dog paws to cover my face with.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
Flip a coin for Macarena or Who Let the Dogs Out

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Detective No. 27 posted:

The Joker by Steve Miller Band.

Nobody loving calls you a space cowboy you lying piece of poo poo.

requesting a stay because bootsy and fatboy slim did an absolutely banger cover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqU11H9_Wqo

but yes, Steve Miller and his laconic droning can get in the fuckin sea

Panty Saluter fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Jul 26, 2022

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


Cherish by The Association.

Cherish by Kool and the Gang as runner-up.

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

Sir Nose posted:

Cherish by The Association.

Cherish by Kool and the Gang as runner-up.

When I was little I thought they were saying "Sherry shoooooooe" but that song rules, you're crazy man.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

DEEP STATE PLOT posted:

crazy bitch by buckcherry

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

"Accidental Racist" by Brad Paisley.

This song made music worse, and it made humanity worse. No song like this should have ever existed.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I just looked up the lyrics to accidental racist and I wish I hand't :(

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


goatface posted:

You leave jazz out of this.

Jazz is safe, we're discussing songs.

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
I just heard that awful Easy on Me song by Adele and it needs to die.

Then again With Arms Wide Open still exists for some reason and I'm leaning a bit in that direction instead.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Revins posted:

I just looked up the lyrics to accidental racist and I wish I hand't :(

i've never heard of this song before, how bad can it be

WAIT OH gently caress THIS IS THAT SONG LMAO gently caress

you must say it properly, it's "Accidental Racist (ft. LL Cool J)"

Ville Valo
Sep 17, 2004

I'm waiting for your call
and I'm ready to take
your six six six
in my heart
All "comedy" songs. So whatever is Weird Al's most popular I guess.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Tulalip Tulips posted:

I just heard that awful Easy on Me song by Adele and it needs to die.

Then again With Arms Wide Open still exists for some reason and I'm leaning a bit in that direction instead.

I've actually come around to thinking that Creed is worse than Nickleback.

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER
wonderwall. easy answer.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Indiana posted:

Mr jones and me. gently caress that noise.

This is one of those songs that the first time I heard it I was like come on, is this guy for real? Look at his loving hair ahaha. Oh now he’s going sha la la la la? Wait, people really like this?

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

minecraft_holmes posted:

wonderwall. easy answer.

"champagne supernova" is so much worse tho

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Bohemian Rhapsody

Revins posted:

it should have been the joke song of the album you listen to once or twice then skip over on further listens but no they released it as a single and it caught on

I don't agree, but I get why someone would choose this. The 'uh huh uh huh' is pretty annoying

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
triangle man hates particle man

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Debbie Gibson - “I think we’re alone now”. :hmmyes:

That song is by Tiffany. Right?

It's kind of a guilty pleasure of mine, in a weird way I appreciate how off-key her singing is at times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



pablo gbscobar posted:

I never, ever ever want to hear Bohemian Rhapsody again. That song loving sucks, nuke it from reality so I never have to be held hostage by it in a public place ever again please

This guy knows what's up. That song was seemingly created to be as annoying as humanly possible

Over here there was a period where it regularly used to be #1 on those radio top 1,000 lists at the end of the year and it always drove me crazy

Phlegmish fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Jul 27, 2022

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Skratte posted:

I'm deleting who let the dogs out. I never want to hear it again. I guess it's not so much a problem anymore but I could not avoid it in the 2000s.

I recently found out they released other singles besides that one, but I'm not surprised they didn't catch on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJs6fFugXpI

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Evil Con Carne posted:

Whatever the The B-52's most popular song is.

Love Shack? Yeah that one sucks, you'd better not be talking about Rock Lobster, though

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
you absolute morons, Tiffany's cover of "i think we're alone now" fuckin slaps

i'm not even kidding. it's on my playlist. it fuckin whips

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Carlotta Valdez is a banger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_vdCOqlaAA

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Phlegmish posted:

Love Shack? Yeah that one sucks, you'd better not be talking about Rock Lobster, though

"roam" sucks but all their hits are awesome, even love shack :mad:

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Phlegmish posted:

Bohemian Rhapsody

I don't agree, but I get why someone would choose this. The 'uh huh uh huh' is pretty annoying

"mr jones" is a song that i deeply, deeply hated at the time because at the time i thought i was big king nutmother because i could name three members of sonic youth

now i love it

gently caress getting old, just gently caress it

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



precision posted:

you absolute morons, Tiffany's cover of "i think we're alone now" fuckin slaps

i'm not even kidding. it's on my playlist. it fuckin whips

I like the Birthday Massacre cover too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eMyAbg6CWQ

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Phlegmish posted:

Bohemian Rhapsody

Phlegmish posted:

This guy knows what's up. That song was seemingly created to be as annoying as humanly possible

Over here there was a period where it always used to top those radio top 1,000 lists at the end of the year and it always drove me crazy

I really don't understand the appeal of this song at ALL.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



teen witch posted:

Don’t stand so close to me is a song that I’m floored is still played in stores and publicly.

It's honestly a really good song, but yeah, I was about to mention it for its subject matter

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



teen witch posted:

“I don’t like any prince songs” is an immediate red flag for me. Not in relationships but like as a whole.

It's pretty close, but I do like Let's Go Crazy

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER

precision posted:

"champagne supernova" is so much worse tho

i didnt think i was allowed to just say "oasis"

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



precision posted:

come my lady

come come my lady

I always thought Butterfly by Crazy Town had a pretty good hook if nothing else, then I found out it was sampled from a RHCP song.

Either way, still nowhere near the worst song ever

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



precision posted:

"champagne supernova" is so much worse tho

How about every Oasis song gets thrown into the volcano? I'd prefer that, especially since during their heyday I always preferred Blur, Suede, Pulp (they're reuniting next year and I couldn't be happier) and Mansun (a band I really really wish would reunite but I know they never, ever will :smith: )

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Panty Saluter posted:

"My Humps". It is a demonically awful song in and of itself, but it also spurred that awful trend of singing like a five year old for some goddamn reason

Black Eyed Peas is cheating. Listen to this poo poo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdAj-dBNCi4

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Poo In An Alleyway posted:

How about every Oasis song gets thrown into the volcano? I'd prefer that, especially since during their heyday I always preferred Blur, Suede, Pulp (they're reuniting next year and I couldn't be happier) and Mansun (a band I really really wish would reunite but I know they never, ever will :smith: )

i freakin love Pulp, i hope i get to see them. i have a Blur sticker on my car, but it's a joke, because of the old mogwai shirt that just said "Blur: Are Shite". i keep hoping some day someone will ask me why i have a blur sticker on my car

used to know this british music writer who would not shut up about Mansun and i never thought they were all that great, but not bad

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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



It’s Paradise by the Dashboard Light

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