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Scientastic posted:I have had the misfortune of seeing some bits from Geoff Norcott and Chris McGlade and they are painfully unfunny For the longest time, i asumed Geoff Norcott was a bit the Mash report came up with, like Barry Shitpeas or Philomena Cunk.
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Scientastic posted:The best use of out is as a modifier for itself. It wouldn't be the strangest linguistic reverse colonization in English. 
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lol https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1551926912414515203
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Jul 26, 2022 23:52
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i thought this was a coldwar steve for > 5 seconds
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Angepain posted:...is this one of those things I don't want to know about OwlFancier posted:Imagine the most absurd way you can realistically think of to own your posting enemies on the internet. It is more absurd than that. The sheer force of retaliation combined with the utter improbability of having the material components to hand. Just unfathomable, you could never expect it. Some UK cop was being a wanker online at a lefty twitter peep and this several-days-old Twitter account responded with a picture of... I still can't bring myself to say it plainly. But after the ouuuuuuhhhhh they said I just came on your mum and the attached picture was a funeral booklet for the cop's mum covered in fresh semen
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Angepain posted:...is this one of those things I don't want to know about
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Genuinely the worst tweet I've ever seen and yet that opening word is burned indelibly into my brain by the horror of the attached image.
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Jul 27, 2022 00:26
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I don't remember another single thing ever that drew such revulsion and awe in equal measures Just waves of the same question traveling around the world.. Have you seen it? Truly the most powerful of tweets. One for the ages
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Jul 27, 2022 00:28
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I admire the incredible power of that tweet. In a way, I love it as a saviour
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Jul 27, 2022 00:33
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I never thought keyboard goop could be improved upon, but that tweet really raised the bar
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Jul 27, 2022 00:36
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I somehow missed that one
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Jul 27, 2022 00:46
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all very normal
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Jul 27, 2022 01:01
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It really was incredible, the sheer, unparalleled violence of it. Like yeah the cop was being a sneering wee poo poo or whatever but that tweeter just went like loving... like that bit in equilibrium where his polygraph flatlines and then he murders hundreds of bad guys. Just cannot imagine the sheer stone cold desire to obliterate the psyche of your posting enemies that must have happened there. Unfathomable, you are at once horrified and yet also struck with the feeling that you will never quite achieve the same level of power and perfection of purpose that this person has done. Their entire life to this point was building to this perfect moment of posting violence, it strikes the mind with a force beyond processing, and all who witnessed it are moved by it in some way. Even still when I think of it I am moved to do this weird kind of scream laugh, I have never fully dealt with the experience and I don't think i ever will.
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Jul 27, 2022 01:19
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Ok what’s Reg D Hunter done thats bad? No idea who anyone else on that list is but if someone’s calling themselves Dankula it’s probably not great.
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Jul 27, 2022 01:28
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I bet that makes life interesting.
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Jul 27, 2022 01:28
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I forgot about that tweet
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lol I did not know the backstory to the tweet or that it really was the mum of the guy being replied to holy poo poo
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Jul 27, 2022 01:48
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andyf posted:Ok what’s Reg D Hunter done thats bad? No idea who anyone else on that list is but if someone’s calling themselves Dankula it’s probably not great. Dankula is the dumbass alt right edgelord who taught his girlfriend's dog to nazi salute when he talked about gassing Jews. Ofc famous antisemitism disliker JK Rowling came in to bat for him because he was 'only joking', not like those nasty lefties who racistly do things like pronounce people's surnames correctly. ijyt posted:I forgot about that tweet Someone please link it I've never seen this and it sounds like amazing drama. ThomasPaine fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Jul 27, 2022 |
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Jul 27, 2022 01:54
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ThomasPaine posted:
^^^ pls Also gdi frankie boyle. Are any old qi or mock the week regulars still decent folks - bill bailey perhaps? How bout dara
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Tesseraction posted:Some UK cop was being a wanker online at a lefty twitter peep and this several-days-old Twitter account responded with a picture of... I still can't bring myself to say it plainly. But after the ouuuuuuhhhhh they said I just came on your mum and the attached picture was a funeral booklet for the cop's mum covered in fresh semen 
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Jul 27, 2022 02:09
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Warning: Don't pull a crafty Darren Grimes on a French nudist beach. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/lyon-shooting-nudist-beach-france-b2130411.html
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Jul 27, 2022 02:15
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ThomasPaine posted:Someone please link it I've never seen this and it sounds like amazing drama.  Do not click this link
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Fumble posted:For the longest time, i asumed Geoff Norcott was a bit the Mash report came up with, like Barry Shitpeas or Philomena Cunk. No Geoff Norcott is what happens when somebody at the beeb realises they've accidentally let a show on the air that isn't even a little bit right wing. They bring that prick on to go "Ah, starving kids, not that bad, quite funny really". loving prick.
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Jul 27, 2022 04:36
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Bobby Deluxe posted:Holy poo poo I found it Thank you for doing the needful. And uhhhhhh... yeaahh... what the others said. Gonna go away from the internet a bit, now.
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NoneMoreNegative posted:On a swing in a kids playground a few years back When I was last unemployed, I took a certain amount of morbid amusement from the fact that the only way into my assigned Job Centre was a Schindler lift.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Warning: Don't pull a crafty Darren Grimes on a French nudist beach. Where was he keeping the gun? e: oh it's answered in the article.
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andyf posted:Ok what’s Reg D Hunter done thats bad? No idea who anyone else on that list is but if someone’s calling themselves Dankula it’s probably not great. Told lots of terrible rape jokes then gotten mad when people didn't like them, including the woman whose rape he worked into his act as a gag. Edit: super mad https://twitter.com/thetwerkinggirl/status/1551952749893455873?t=Q-qzwCB9cWTXRCq_sQ-Q6g&s=19 quote:“A woman may call another woman a bitch or, at times, laughingly will refer to herself as a bitch,” he said. “But when a heterosexual male does it he is called (drumroll please…) a misogynist. Kegluneq fucked around with this message at 08:45 on Jul 27, 2022 |
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Switzerland posted:Thank you for doing the needful. And uhhhhhh... yeaahh... what the others said. Gonna go away from the internet a bit, now.
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Jul 27, 2022 08:43
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A response so disproportionate it would make the IDF blush
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Jul 27, 2022 08:49
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Jul 27, 2022 08:53
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Bobby Deluxe posted:It's really something. The cop made a dunkable post, no doubt, but the guy goes from 0 to 90 instantly. There is zero escalation, he goes straight for a nuclear option none of us even thought possible, and does it with no hesitation or regret whatsoever. It's stunning. 90? Oh you're thinking like miles per hour, I was thinking "no no he goes above 100%"
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Bobby Deluxe posted:Holy poo poo I found it: One of the all time greatest moments in the history of flaming. Just no regard for the human being, straight for the kill. A very good tweet.
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Jul 27, 2022 09:16
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On balance I’d rather go to that spiked gig than try to read another story on WalesOnline
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Switzerland posted:Thank you for doing the needful. And ouhhhhhh...
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I saw Reginald twice at the Fringe, I think way back in 2014 first time, then 2016 or something next time. The first time he was okay, funny in a sort of deliberately offensive way, but nothing incredibly nasty and it was a good enough show. The second time though was pretty dire - he was obviously hungover and said so, and his act was pretty much a repetition of the year or two before. He didn't seem to be able to create any new material. I think he dropped out of the Fringe around 2018, which wasn't surprising.
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Jul 27, 2022 09:41
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Weird how free thinking comedians are all spectacularly unoriginal.
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know that hitler bloke right? maybe he wasn't so bad after all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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know how blokes like cars yeah? women like shoes instead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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