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uber_stoat posted:saw this and thought of this thread. Ah, Elon, you sat in the black dirt, didn't ya? https://twitter.com/JoJoFromJerz/status/1549138571625365516?s=20&t=5p4LbZmPUW62GogYkqtnJQ
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Goddammit Elon bought Spanakopita didn't he. Also I'm travelling for work and can never sleep right when I'm not home but the soothing tones of VB has lifted my spirits for the last two nights in a row. The first night I woke up just as the Monarch declared how much he wants to build an empire to house the machine to kick Rusty's rear end. Last night was "Blasted Mallomars my tits are back!"
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Jul 22, 2022 00:22
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Elon Musk is St. Cloud
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Nonexistence posted:Elon Musk is St. Cloud Hey, this isn't fair. St. Cloud is only an rear end in a top hat to White and the Qwhizhbhoyyy. He seems to be well aware of his personal limitations with regards to others (choosing to placate them with mhoneee) and got a healthy reminder when breaking into Billy's mom's house when he drifts from his lane. Musk is honestly more of a cross between Phantom Limb and Fat Chance. I don't see St. Cloud *ever* calling some dude a pedophile on Twitter, for instance.
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pablo gbscobar posted:Why does it walk like it needs to take a dump? He's having a push.
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Pope Guilty posted:Elon just needs to take a push. Gross.
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Jul 22, 2022 03:46
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Stop saying push. Push
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I'm going to laugh when we find out Rusty and Malcolm's relationship is something as mundane as Jonas and Fitzcarraldo being cousins or some poo poo.
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Jul 22, 2022 23:04
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Does anyone have a link to the original Jonny Quest cartoon segment that they copied scene for scene in The Terminus Mandate episode? The one with the puppy knocking over the head of Anubis and scaring away some bunglers.
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Jul 23, 2022 18:05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceD4zhA6Hws
hatty fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Jul 23, 2022 |
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Jul 23, 2022 18:07
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SILENCE THE ANIMAL!
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Jul 23, 2022 18:15
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^^^Thank you goons^^^
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You need to use [BB] > insert video on Android. I know web does it auto for video tags and I think iOS app does too. edit: embed is now in OP everyone's gotta learn sometime. pixaal fucked around with this message at 19:14 on Jul 23, 2022 |
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Jul 23, 2022 19:02
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AlternateNu posted:I'm going to laugh when we find out Rusty and Malcolm's relationship is something as mundane as Jonas and Fitzcarraldo being cousins or some poo poo. I'm looking forward to it turning out that Mrs Blue Morpho is just Jonas's sister and it simply never came up that Rusty has an aunt. The "potent science" was factually correct: he's referring to genetic engineering.
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Jul 23, 2022 19:14
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Wait are they not just half-brothers?
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Jul 23, 2022 19:19
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All clones of Lloyd Venture
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Sash! posted:I'm looking forward to it turning out that Mrs Blue Morpho is just Jonas's sister and it simply never came up that Rusty has an aunt. This would be absolutely hilarious if that was the one genuine thing Jonas ever did. His sister came over and he did in vitro fertilization with an embryo created from her and BM.
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Cojawfee posted:This would be absolutely hilarious if that was the one genuine thing Jonas ever did. His sister came over and he did in vitro fertilization with an embryo created from her and BM. The Monarch turns out to be a more linearly direct descendant of the Venture family and the courts declare him the rightful heir of Jonas Venture. He promptly evicts Rusty, who takes shelter in the now-abandoned cocoon...
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Pope Guilty posted:The Monarch turns out to be a more linearly direct descendant of the Venture family and the courts declare him the rightful heir of Jonas Venture. He promptly evicts Rusty, who takes shelter in the now-abandoned cocoon... Who receives a visit from Dr. Killinger, to break him out of his funk of dilly-dallying undt schtinkin' thinkin.
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Kesper North posted:Who receives a visit from Dr. Killinger, to break him out of his funk of dilly-dallying undt schtinkin' thinkin. That could be a fun season.
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Rusty would be a terrible supervillain because supervillains are antagonists and in superhero stories antagonists are the people with all the agency- the villains are the ones trying to change the status quo to fulfill some agenda. Rusty would be a terrible villain because he's got no motivation or agency larger than "keep the money rolling in" or "get laid tonight" or "have your ego flattered". It'd be an entire season of that scene from the testicular torsion episode where the Monarch has Brock and Hank and is trying pretend he's got a bustling, busy cocoon going on and eventually asks "What do we usually do?", only for Brock to give the Monarch something to respond to.
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Jul 23, 2022 22:21
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I had no idea it was basically 1-1, that rules.
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Pope Guilty posted:Rusty would be a terrible supervillain because supervillains are antagonists and in superhero stories antagonists are the people with all the agency- the villains are the ones trying to change the status quo to fulfill some agenda. Rusty would be a terrible villain because he's got no motivation or agency larger than "keep the money rolling in" or "get laid tonight" or "have your ego flattered". It'd be an entire season of that scene from the testicular torsion episode where the Monarch has Brock and Hank and is trying pretend he's got a bustling, busy cocoon going on and eventually asks "What do we usually do?", only for Brock to give the Monarch something to respond to. I gotta disagree. The Rusty/Killinger episode showed Rusty would be a great supervillain. His general funk is largely due to him trying to be a hero and it's a round hole square peg situation. It's one of Rusty's few bits of self actualisation and backbone that he rejects this, regardless of how much better his life would be.
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He'd be a terrible supervillain in the same way he's a terrible superscientist: his heart isn't in it. Sure, he'd be better at making unethical gadgets and gizmos than ethical ones, but at the end of the day superscience isn't something he went into because he loves it, it's something he did to try to be like his dad. Plus, he's not in the whole hero/villain game because he wants to be, it's all due to people wanting to get at Jonas's son. At the end of the day, Rusty would probably be best suited as just a regular guy in some crappy job that has nothing to do with living in the shadow of his father. Maybe a travel agent or something.
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feedmyleg posted:At the end of the day, Rusty would probably be best suited as just a regular guy in some crappy job that has nothing to do with living in the shadow of his father. Maybe a travel agent or something. He seems to be good at the whole cloning and genetics thing, although he may not be a reliable source on actually removing the 'ticking timebomb of cancers' he said he removed from the clone of that one child.
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We have flashes from all across the series that show that Doc is actually capable of being the superscientist the world expected him to be. He's just so hosed up by what that life has already done to him that he can't apply himself. Of course most of the stuff he does invent is like super evil, like the murdered orphan machine or the super-roofy that makes people into praying mantis'. Stuff like the ORB episode and some of the later seasons show him to be trying to be a good guy most of the time. But still, murdered orphan machine and all.
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DaysBefore posted:We have flashes from all across the series that show that Doc is actually capable of being the superscientist the world expected him to be. He's just so hosed up by what that life has already done to him that he can't apply himself. Hey, its not like he used the whole orphan.
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it's never stated he killed the orphan himself and if you've got an orphan heart lying around going to waste are you just going to toss it in the trash? that would be the real crime i say.
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feedmyleg posted:He'd be a terrible supervillain in the same way he's a terrible superscientist: his heart isn't in it. Sure, he'd be better at making unethical gadgets and gizmos than ethical ones, but at the end of the day superscience isn't something he went into because he loves it, it's something he did to try to be like his dad. Plus, he's not in the whole hero/villain game because he wants to be, it's all due to people wanting to get at Jonas's son. Rusty's successful inventions are almost always supervillian-y. They establish this in the very first episode, when he melts a little city with the Oo-Ray. He creates zombies. He creates the joy can (from an orphan). He creates roofies that also turn you into a giant insect. Killinger points Rusty toward supervillainy because he's actually an effective supervillain, completely by accident. Is the teleporter the only invention that isn't just obviously something a supervillain would create? Maybe that's Billy and White's influence
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QuarkJets posted:Rusty's successful inventions are almost always supervillian-y. They establish this in the very first episode, when he melts a little city with the Oo-Ray. He creates zombies. He creates the joy can (from an orphan). He creates roofies that also turn you into a giant insect. Killinger points Rusty toward supervillainy because he's actually an effective supervillain, completely by accident. The teleporter has been half done for a few years. JJ half finished one while Rusty was finding himself.
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Uh hello, Walking Eye. It has hundreds of practical applications.
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Shrink ray too. but also Sokani posted:Uh hello, Walking Eye. It has hundreds of practical applications.
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Now I want Rusty in a seat on Helper's giant eye body that now shoots eye lasers because come on that was obviously implied look at it. The question is what's Brock doing? Hatred went back to the OSI because he needed a job, I bet he'd have no problem being a number 2.
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Sokani posted:Uh hello, Walking Eye. It has hundreds of practical applications. Rusty didn't invent that, he has no idea what it does. Dr Venture Sr probably captured that thing from Dr. Zin back in the day DACK FAYDEN posted:Shrink ray too. Rusty's father made that
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QuarkJets posted:Rusty's father made that
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Rusty also claimed to have designed the Gargantua 2 rayshields in every way, he just left it to the interns to actually build it.
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