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Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Silly Burrito posted:

Same.

Can’t wait to open the windows in November.

If it's any consolation, that's about when we'll be taking the screens off our windows knowing they will be closed for the following 5-ish months.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Tupac's estate would never

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1552298794192076805

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

GD_American posted:

Do you want to sit down and drink a beer? Nein. This spot is reserved. You should have purchased a spot months ago.

Do you want to stand up and drink a beer? Nein. We only serve seated patrons. You can go outside and enjoy many of the other attractions.

Vat? Vas ist das "county fair"?

We have a VIP tent thing so I'm not worried about any of that

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Joey Freshwater posted:

We have a VIP tent thing so I'm not worried about any of that

Oh hell yeah.

Barring that, literally any time in Munich is a great time to just slam tankard after tankard of decoction mashed beers.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

At least we still have that David Cage Star Wars game coming, said no one.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

He fixes the cable?

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Looks like a pornhub thumbnail.

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

General Dog posted:

He fixes the cable?

Probably does some plumbing.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I had a meth using patient in his forties yesterday who was with someone I assumed was his mother. I mentioned that several times in his note.

it was his wife

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

LeeMajors posted:

Looks like a pornhub thumbnail.

my first thought was terrible movie plot, a+ porn plot.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


FizFashizzle posted:

I had a meth using patient in his forties yesterday who was with someone I assumed was his mother. I mentioned that several times in his note.

it was his wife

After the first couple times I misidentified relatives, I stick exclusively with "family states" or "bystander reports" or whatever.

Aging past 45 or so does funhouse mirror stuff to your body--tack on years of tobacco, alcohol and drug abuse and you get an absolute freak show out there sometimes.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Neil Armbong posted:

my first thought was terrible movie plot, a+ porn plot.

Blacked Begins

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


General Dog posted:

Blacked Begins

The Dark Knight Rises

..am I doing this right

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

General Dog posted:

He fixes the cable?

Don't be fatuous, GD

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

FizFashizzle posted:

I had a meth using patient in his forties yesterday who was with someone I assumed was his mother. I mentioned that several times in his note.

it was his wife

Could be both...

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Blowjob Overtime posted:

Don't be fatuous, GD

This just reminded of the phrase "beaver picture"

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Oh Joey, I didn't notice you say you did get that job in Europe! Congrats, I hope you can sell your house easily

https://twitter.com/ElliottStephenB/status/1552312190455218176

e: it's so simple but I particularly enjoy the ceiling in the first pic.

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Jul 27, 2022

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Grittybeard posted:

Oh Joey, I didn't notice you say you did get that job in Europe! Congrats, I hope you can sell your house easily

https://twitter.com/ElliottStephenB/status/1552312190455218176

Maybe it could be renovated into a Home Depot themed house

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Oh hell yeah congrats Joey. I’m curious as hell how your journey to get the hell outta the US goes.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I think corrections officers are mostly people too dumb and cruel to be normal cops

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Ehhhh no guys, didn't get the job. I'm just going to Germany for Oktoberfest. We may go through Copenhagen just to check it out and to do this to the guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tENHsfcz9NU



But yeah I'd buy that house

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

I believe that you will get a job in Europe Joey. It will happen in the future.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Ornery and Hornery posted:

I believe that you will get a job in Europe Joey. It will happen in the future.

Thanks, I'm sure an opportunity will present itself. We're also going through London and I'm going to stop by our office while I'm there. Maybe that will bring something up.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Edit

Nvm

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Joey Freshwater posted:

But yeah I'd buy that house

I think maybe Amy has tweets turned off, I was hoping it was an obvious joke about a way over the top UT house being on sale.

But hell, if you had an opportunity once you might get it again with a slightly less dipshit manager making the decision.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Just recently I realized there are discontinuities in the berenstain bears universe-- "New Baby" describes the tree house on the sunny dirt road as being hollowed out by Papa, but in "Moving Day" they buy the house.

Unbelievable.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Maybe "hollowed out" means a full remodel after purchase due to PO fuckery. He could have taken it down to the studs after purchase or even moved some walls around.

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.
Papa Bear is a master carpenter after all.

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

MrLogan posted:

Papa Bear is a master carpenter after all.

He was a total doof in the bearscout book.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Just because he's doing the work doesn't mean he's doing it right. Someday he'll be the PO someone else is cursing .

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I was going to ask if Jesus Christ was a bear in the Berenstain Bears universe, but I did some research and found the answer on my own.



(Seen here angering the Bearisees)

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
My main memory from the Berenstein Bears books is how tasty the candy looked in the illustrations

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

gently caress this poo poo in its rear end.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

gently caress this poo poo in its rear end.

It sucks man!

--------

In happier news Herschel Walker might actually be too brain damaged to win an election

https://twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1552375090582589440

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug
re: getting paxalovid delivered to your home. we've built that where i work. only live in one state rn, but expanding to other this week. can go from positive tests -> virtual consult -> script for pickup or delivery in a matter of hours.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Oh hey, Dick Van Dyke in a crepe hair beard is the killer in the Columbo ep I'm watching.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
At a Mariner's game and it's so hot I think I want to be a t-shirt and soak it in water to wear around my neck. What player should I buy, I haven't actually payed attention to them since they broke my heart too many times in the 90s.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Kalli posted:

It sucks man!

--------

In happier news Herschel Walker might actually be too brain damaged to win an election

https://twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1552375090582589440

The news must be really out on Walker because he's running like 10-15% behind Kemp in the governor's race, who will probably be Stacey Abrams again. Walker has agreed to only one debate, and is trying to get out of that one too. The whole republican party knows he's a liability.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Neil Armbong posted:

re: getting paxalovid delivered to your home. we've built that where i work. only live in one state rn, but expanding to other this week. can go from positive tests -> virtual consult -> script for pickup or delivery in a matter of hours.

I'm hoping for this as when I went to Urgent Care to tell them of my plans they said "Since you already know you got COVID-19 we'll change this appointment to a virtual consult, then our doc can send the scrip to your pharmacy*."

I gotta admit that's kind of a cool way to do things these days.

*if I'm eligible.

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
He keeps saying he was an FBI agent and murdered people unprompted. Even Q pilled people take ten seconds of watching him and think "his brain ain't right"

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