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Herbicidal Maniac posted:How everyone is not just banging their head against the wall with her answers, I don't get. This is why I'm not a lawyer because lawyers are all about luring people in to saying something then pulling out receipts for a gotcha. marks just straight up playing her lol shes like the perfect person for them to work against
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InsertPotPun posted:but, to be fair, HOW do you prepare to defend alex jones? besides screaming "out of context" over and over.
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BigglesSWE posted:In another life, Alex could’ve been a decent voice actor for animated shows. He can't hold a single character for more than 2 seconds. It couldn't have been.
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Herbicidal Maniac posted:How everyone is not just banging their head against the wall with her answers, I don't get. This is why I'm not a lawyer Just a massive pot of honey with a TOUCH ME sign that looks like the entrance of a Vegas casino
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Robo Reagan posted:because lawyers are all about luring people in to saying something then pulling out receipts for a gotcha. marks just straight up playing her lol Owen admitting he's a puppet was the same. "I'm Ron Burgundy."
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Choice quotes from the judge: “That’s not the law.” “Do you need some tissues?”
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I know, I know, but the patience behind it is saintly!
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I laughed out loud at "That's not the law"
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God drat she’s disagreeing with her own deposition.
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red19fire posted:God drat she’s disagreeing with her own deposition. yesh what's the penalty for perjury in cases like this? because she's done it a couple times
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red19fire posted:God drat she’s disagreeing with her own deposition. A true power move the judge will totally approve of I’m sure.
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“This is the internet way back machine . A screenshot from it.” gently caress. I love this trial.
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The thing that makes me laugh about Daria's testimony - her deposition appearance was so bad that it's essentially 1/2 of a million dollar sanction and is legally considered a non-appearance yet it is still being used to impeach her left and right and Jones is 100% bound to every bit of it. Also, although they are presented as different entities in front of the jury, the judge has ruled free speech systems etc. are all just jones' alter egos. She is literally testifying for Alex Jones right now because he is Infowars.
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Robo Reagan posted:yesh what's the penalty for perjury in cases like this? because she's done it a couple times From what I remember, none initially. It requires an additional criminal prosecution, whereby you attach perjury to those criminal proceedings or something like that. I remember Mark saying, "I know this. Jones knows this. Jones's lawyers know this."
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I can't tell you how refreshing it is to hear some conservative shithead go "Lots of people say..." "Name them." And they have to. No pivot. Bullshit is called out as bullshit. Sigh. Media in America is loving abysmal. Literally a followup question destroys the modern right wing discourse. It's loving kryptonite.
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Nelson Mandingo posted:I can't tell you how refreshing it is to hear some conservative shithead go "Lots of people say..." Literally laughed out loud when Mark responded with that.
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Nelson Mandingo posted:I can't tell you how refreshing it is to hear some conservative shithead go "Lots of people say..." That was one of my favourite bits from an earlier deposition with Alex himself. Mark laid out some document citing it for some sort of evidence and Alex went “according to you!” And Mark immediately went “no Mr. Jones, according to YOU, InfoWars handed over this document to us, YOU deem it relevant”.
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lol This judge is side eyeing so hard Like dude stop playing dumb, you aren't protecting anyone, just get on with it ffs
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BigglesSWE posted:That was one of my favourite bits from an earlier deposition with Alex himself. Mark laid out some document citing it for some sort of evidence and Alex went “according to you!” And Mark immediately went “no Mr. Jones, according to YOU, InfoWars handed over this document to us, YOU deem it relevant”. They literally just did this again with Daria. “Ms Karpova, your company gave us this video.”
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‘It’s impossible for me to know where the source for this video came from’ ‘This is from the info wars website’ E: I’m sorry for posting so much, this is the KF masterpiece.
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StrangersInTheNight posted:it'll never stop being funny to me that Alex Jones and Gwyneth Paltrow hawk the same wellness poo poo to different audiences. Goop selling along Maca powder as Moon Juice Sex Dust, meanwhile Infowars sells it as "Super Male Vitality" supplement. Oh that's the stuff. Yes.
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spinst posted:i like this judge I love her. She's hilarious.
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StrangersInTheNight posted:it'll never stop being funny to me that Alex Jones and Gwyneth Paltrow hawk the same wellness poo poo to different audiences. Goop selling along Maca powder as Moon Juice Sex Dust, meanwhile Infowars sells it as "Super Male Vitality" supplement. Are you suggesting that Jones has a taint smelling candle?
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Mr. Nice! posted:Are you suggesting that Jones has a taint smelling candle? Big Red One, $29.99
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gwenyth paltrow kind of owns when you think about it This Candle Smells Like My Turd is the next big seller It's very dril-esque
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I realize I should have said a candle that smells like his taint. A taint smelling candle brings a different image to mind.
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I'm so glad to catch part of this live after listening to Knowledge Fight for so long. 4 years of anticipation finally paying off.
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lol I love hearing random no context Jones clips being played in the courtroom while they're on break. I think they are trying to figure out an audio issue or something?
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Scam Likely posted:I'm so glad to catch part of this live after listening to Knowledge Fight for so long. 4 years of anticipation finally paying off. it has been worth every minute start to finish. The bad parts highlight just how loving scummy jones et al are. The rest brings laughs.
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Tree Dude posted:lol I love hearing random no context Jones clips being played in the courtroom while they're on break. I think they are trying to figure out an audio issue or something? It's the perfect clip choice, too.
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Mr. Nice! posted:I realize I should have said a candle that smells like his taint. A taint smelling candle brings a different image to mind. Yeah but it's not the taint that folks want to smell, it's the taint after sitting in a car with broken AC in 101F heat, high humidity, and the seats don't breathe kinda taint.
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for $50 extra you get a taint candle that smells like he just got done rage grunting a few bowls of chili out of himself. its proven* to increase testosterone
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BigglesSWE posted:That was one of my favourite bits from an earlier deposition with Alex himself. Mark laid out some document citing it for some sort of evidence and Alex went “according to you!” And Mark immediately went “no Mr. Jones, according to YOU, InfoWars handed over this document to us, YOU deem it relevant”. "what context would it be appropriate in?" "..."
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BigglesSWE posted:https://twitter.com/gotobedjordan/status/1552382651255775234?s=21&t=FBUGfjNFlGSQcVbGBA1wxQ I just happened to tune in like 10 seconds before this happened and can only assume that this is more or less what's been going on for pretty much the entirety of the hearing
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nominal posted:I just happened to tune in like 10 seconds before this happened and can only assume that this is more or less what's been going on for pretty much the entirety of the hearing the one and the actual hearing before it. they looked at what they did to lose the trial the first go round and decided to stick to their guns
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