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Plasmafountain
Jun 17, 2008

New party free of corbynites? Sign me the gently caress up. gently caress I'll even chuck in :20bux: myself

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Thinking back to old internet times and how absolutely heinous poo poo just happened constantly but we just let it slide because it was "just online"

pumpinglemma
Apr 28, 2009

DD: Fondly regard abomination.

Zero Gravitas posted:

New party free of corbynites? Sign me the gently caress up. gently caress I'll even chuck in :20bux: myself
They called it Change UK. It was poo poo, just like the people who split off to form it.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Zero Gravitas posted:

New party free of corbynites? Sign me the gently caress up. gently caress I'll even chuck in :20bux: myself

The party you're looking for is called the Liberal Democrats and if you vote for them you get what you deserve

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Zero Gravitas posted:

New party free of corbynites? Sign me the gently caress up. gently caress I'll even chuck in :20bux: myself

It's called the Liberal Democrats, you'll love it.

Plasmafountain
Jun 17, 2008

Nah. I've got faith in Starmers labour even if the rest of you dont.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Zero Gravitas posted:

New party free of corbynites? Sign me the gently caress up. gently caress I'll even chuck in :20bux: myself

The liberal democrats are available you know.

I wonder, do you think that "corbynites" are like, the fault of jeremy corbyn or do you think there is some sort of... wider political force that causes people to do things like "have unions" and "go on strike for better conditions" and other such unelectable ideas?

Because if it's the latter, the only way you're going to have a politics free of that is by... well... being the lib dems. That part of politics doesn't ever go away even if you divorce yourself from it.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 00:00 on Jul 28, 2022

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Zero Gravitas posted:

Nah. I've got faith in Starmers labour even if the rest of you dont.

Faith. Like what you'd have in a cult.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

greetings, I am starmer. adversary of the corbynites

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

kecske posted:

greetings, I am starmer. adversary of the corbynites


jesus that's a deep cut lmao.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

I find it loving weird that Corbynite is an actual term in the first place, let alone that people unironically use it in this thread. Socialists tended to support Corbyn, but that doesn't make those people 'Corbynites'.

Do these people not realise that Corbyn hasn't been relevant since 2019, or that socialism has existed for a lot longer than Corbyn? Do they not realise that other people might support politicians and parties based on policies and actions, rather than blindly supporting them like they would a football team or a spiritual leader?

Zero Gravitas posted:

Nah. I've got faith in Starmers labour even if the rest of you dont.

I guess not.

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Jul 28, 2022

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Zero Gravitas posted:

Nah. I've got faith in Starmers labour even if the rest of you dont.

I have faith in Starmer too. Faith that he's an economic liberal, social bastard like he is straight out of the 2003 cabinet, except he isn't even good at triangulating because he's repeatedly picked the unpopular side on energy companies, railway ownership, strikes, even the loving health service.

Honestly, anyone who actually trusts the guy after his solid track record of breaking every promise he could from his leadership campaign deserves another 5 years of Tory government.

Just a shame the rest of us will get punished for it too

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
An atheist faith healer is a good description of Starmer's whole look.

By the power of uh um

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

We're on a very dark path

https://twitter.com/Haggis_UK/status/1552178541692846080

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Have faith, though, the blessed starmer will fix it.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Pay rises in line with inflation is extreme left and will cause the wage price poliwhirl.

Only sensible moderate solution is to get real terms poorer forever while working worse shifts.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


fuctifino posted:

I find it loving weird that Corbynite is an actual term in the first place, let alone that people unironically use it in this thread. Socialists tended to support Corbyn, but that doesn't make those people 'Corbynites'.

Do these people not realise that Corbyn hasn't been relevant since 2019, or that socialism has existed for a lot longer than Corbyn? Do they not realise that other people might support politicians and parties based on policies and actions, rather than blindly supporting them like they would a football team or a spiritual leader?

I guess not.

It's just a way of discrediting the viewpoints, nothing else to it.

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


Zero Gravitas posted:

Nah. I've got faith in Starmers labour even if the rest of you dont.

What do you actually disagree with the Liberal Democrats about?

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


I’ve been on the “anything is better than the Tories, Starmer is just being politically expedient” train for a while, but firing Sam Tarry for rightly joining the RMT picket line has removed the scales from my eyes. How the gently caress can this possibly be the Labour Party if they’re not supporting labour?

The “approved media appearances only” excuse is complete horseshit, the only way this is recoverable for Labour is if the entire shadow cabinet now go and join the picket line, give interviews while doing it, and say “ah, yes, but this is approved

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Zero Gravitas posted:

So Tarry:


- ⁠makes up official Labour policy on the fly by apparently committing to an 11% pay rise for any public sector worker in a union dispute

Iirc you're in Norway so you may have missed that the cpih all goods index hit 12.7% as of last month and the Tories are announcing policies that are absolutely going to increase inflation to "solve" it. 11% is a pay cut for almost everyone in the UK. This anti Corbyn/anti union poo poo is completely delusional and Starmer is on course to get thrashed by Liz truss. Get a grip.

Also for everyone asking about big unions, unison boast about pay rises that won't cover your energy bills, unite have a "blackmail the CEO" department and I'm not sure if we've won less than 10% + restoring cut staff and conditions in any dispute since Grahams took over. The current requirement for rep training is "can you get 8 people in a zoom call".


OwlFancier posted:

I would like to join a union but they're expensive and I doubt they could actually help me with anything cos I'm on zero hours and I can just be sacked for doing anything, and there's zero possibility of me unionizing the workplace because we're all remotely managed and I almost never see anyone else.

If you're on zero hours or unemployed you pay a few quid a month and still get training courses, access to the pay databases, access to reps, can join campaigns or do community rep work (or non-community rep work if you personally know people that need a rep), and access to the financial advisors/solicitors/brokers for personal use. There's also a hotel that works like a weird timeshare if you're ill but I have absolutely no idea about it beyond asking someone "why do we have a hotel"

Unite has some really impressive mass mobilisation ideas but nobody ever uses them and a lot of the officers are loving housecats obsessed with their disciplinary and grievance stats, but the current gensec openly hates them and their way of working and got elected purely on the back of "I founded the blackmail department and we're going to gently caress up the rich errryday"

Spangly A fucked around with this message at 06:46 on Jul 28, 2022

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Is the zero hours rate different? I work passable hours most of the time but not so much that I wouldn't notice like a hundred quid a year on something that... can't really help me because I don't have any practical legal rights at work because I have no contracted hours. Or at least I assume I don't because lmao nobody has updated my contract since I joined and I've had to make half a dozen verbal agreements about jobs starting/stopping over the years. In practice though the only thing stopping them from cutting all my work next week is that my manager would have to arrange cover and I don't think he wants to.

The last couple of times I checked I think the rate was just quite high, seems like they are working off the idea that you work a pretty traditional job. I begrudged paying bloody labour like 15 quid a year and while I don't doubt unite would be better intentioned, it's just hard to really know how they could help when it is simply legal to cut me out of the job at the drop of a hat.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 06:52 on Jul 28, 2022

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


kecske posted:

greetings, I am starmer. adversary of the corbynites


"We are hiding. It's what Starmerites do best."

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




Zero Gravitas posted:

New party free of corbynites? Sign me the gently caress up. gently caress I'll even chuck in :20bux: myself

Oh the reddit guy is back then

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

OwlFancier posted:

Is the zero hours rate different? I work passable hours most of the time but not so much that I wouldn't notice like a hundred quid a year on something that... can't really help me because I don't have any practical legal rights at work because I have no contracted hours. Or at least I assume I don't because lmao nobody has updated my contract since I joined and I've had to make half a dozen verbal agreements about jobs starting/stopping over the years. In practice though the only thing stopping them from cutting all my work next week is that my manager would have to arrange cover and I don't think he wants to.

The last couple of times I checked I think the rate was just quite high, seems like they are working off the idea that you work a pretty traditional job. I begrudged paying bloody labour like 15 quid a year and while I don't doubt unite would be better intentioned, it's just hard to really know how they could help when it is simply legal to cut me out of the job at the drop of a hat.


Yeah it's 73 quid less a year on the part time membership, or if you earn less than £18k you can pay £67 a a year less while still getting full time benefit payments.

If you don't care about the benefit payments and definitely aren't going to need workplace representation, you could possibly get the community membership which is about £30 a year. Obviously zero hour is the opposite of "unwaged", most likely you'd be fine unless you tried to summon a rep.

Unite actually beat Sheffield uni on a zero hours dispute last year, they were pretty happy. Forced the university to improve pay and switch all zh workers to 12hr. They're something the union would like to violently eradicate with the leverage department, and iirc are the only thing right now anyone will use the leverage department for without the party in dispute first doing something illegal to intimidate workers against organising.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Yeah I think that was what I was looking at, the part time one, about £100 a year. Just couldn't really think of many practical situations that they could help me in, feels like spending £100 a year on lottery tickets kinda. Like a bad lottery where you only win if something horrible happens to you.

E: insurance, the thing I am describing is insurance.

I do like the idea of the "leverage department" lmao, I hope it is staffed by large men chewing toothpicks carrying folders full of compromising photographs.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 07:52 on Jul 28, 2022

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

IWGB (full disclosure - my union) are also working on organising casualised and zero hours workers. I think the main focus is on outsourced cleaners and app-managed zero hours stuff (uber, deliveroo, etc). Don't know if that's relevant to you.

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

Zero Gravitas posted:

Nah. I've got faith in Starmers labour even if the rest of you dont.

Username/post combo

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.
Supporting striking workers is wrong at a time when strikes are ongoing.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
What is the 'hope' for starmers labour? I'm very stupid and not funny so don't worry about me being rude to you but zero gravitas, when you see starmer talking about his plans for government and he's saying something along the lines of 'distinctively british values for a stronger economy' which is just meaningless really, and then refusing to say that workers have a right to strike and that he supports them against the government who are loving them over, what are you seeing that makes you think 'this is the party that's going to make things better for me' and gives you faith in the starm man's plan?

I understand the argument that a bland centrist government with some lefty MPs in it to push in the right direction is preferable to the current lot and it would be nice to have faith that the next election won't be preceded the next day with 'ALL HAIL THE NEW QUEEN LIZ' on all the papers but for me personally it's just a rubbish choice and id like to know what you're seeing that makes you think that labour is working

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

the sex ghost posted:

What is the 'hope' for starmers labour? I'm very stupid and not funny so don't worry about me being rude to you but zero gravitas, when you see starmer talking about his plans for government and he's saying something along the lines of 'distinctively british values for a stronger economy' which is just meaningless really, and then refusing to say that workers have a right to strike and that he supports them against the government who are loving them over, what are you seeing that makes you think 'this is the party that's going to make things better for me' and gives you faith in the starm man's plan?

I understand the argument that a bland centrist government with some lefty MPs in it to push in the right direction is preferable to the current lot and it would be nice to have faith that the next election won't be preceded the next day with 'ALL HAIL THE NEW QUEEN LIZ' on all the papers but for me personally it's just a rubbish choice and id like to know what you're seeing that makes you think that labour is working

I too am interested in this.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

OwlFancier posted:

Yeah I think that was what I was looking at, the part time one, about £100 a year. Just couldn't really think of many practical situations that they could help me in, feels like spending £100 a year on lottery tickets kinda. Like a bad lottery where you only win if something horrible happens to you.

E: insurance, the thing I am describing is insurance.

unions are work insurance yeah. Literally so, if you get the enhanced plan. The only way I'm ever going to come up with £50k in cash is if I take a job on the underground with my sister's partner and immediately headbutt a train.

It's not a small outgoing for sure, def not at the moment, but I'm honestly happy with the value. If you find yourself bored enough it's worth checking if there's anything you can use - you can force your boss to pay you to go gently caress with somebody else's boss, extra sickpay is always helpful, and if you ever need band 3 dental care unite will cover it, that's two and a half years membership back right there (I am planning to use this so feel free to ask me in a month or so what the caveats are). The last few calls I made were to speak with the local branch's legal people about school and dickhead ex poo poo my sister's going through.

ill freely admit that a big part of it for me is actually doing poo poo though. It's not like I ever should be allowed anywhere near oversight around a bargaining unit or its establishment, but the training and practice at constant adhd-friendly quantities of procedures is great for my hobby of doing the same thing, but without any legal protection. It's not got the party atmosphere of labour circa 2017 but union work is where the action is at the moment, and even if the stakes werent the same until now, every now and then I get to sit in a zoom call and talk a bit, nice and calm, and watch some absolutely bellend I've heard about all week eat poo poo. If this sounds up your alley, please join a union.

Wolfsbane posted:

IWGB (full disclosure - my union) are also working on organising casualised and zero hours workers. I think the main focus is on outsourced cleaners and app-managed zero hours stuff (uber, deliveroo, etc). Don't know if that's relevant to you.

yeah after the "an app is a workplace if its the only location to increase income" precedent was repeated against Uber last year it's open season - there's absolutely no grounds to argue app-based employment means anything other than "we hired a worker" with all that entails, including minimum wage topup. I have a few family and friends who moved into cab work the last few years but the only people that showed any interest were the older blokes coming up on retirement who have nothing to lose

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

https://twitter.com/dandouglas/status/1552556979796705280

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I have generally found the centrist approach to be a mixture of "you just have to trust us we know what we're doing" combined with a liberal (:v:) amount of just, not really actually caring about your concerns? Not engaging with them. You can see it with the first response, the reason people are annoyed is because they think the strikers are right and starmer is wrong, does the hon. respondant agree with mr starmer? "I think it's difficult but his approach is the right one"

Just no desire to engage with the fundamental question of whether the strikers are right or not, because there is perhaps enough dissonance or political awareness to not want to out and out say "no the strikers should gently caress off" or "strikers are good only insofar as we can use them to browbeat the government but we wouldn't want them happening to our government" but you are left with very little room to interpret their position otherwise.

Spangly A posted:

unions are work insurance yeah. Literally so, if you get the enhanced plan. The only way I'm ever going to come up with £50k in cash is if I take a job on the underground with my sister's partner and immediately headbutt a train.

It's not a small outgoing for sure, def not at the moment, but I'm honestly happy with the value. If you find yourself bored enough it's worth checking if there's anything you can use - you can force your boss to pay you to go gently caress with somebody else's boss, extra sickpay is always helpful, and if you ever need band 3 dental care unite will cover it, that's two and a half years membership back right there (I am planning to use this so feel free to ask me in a month or so what the caveats are). The last few calls I made were to speak with the local branch's legal people about school and dickhead ex poo poo my sister's going through.

ill freely admit that a big part of it for me is actually doing poo poo though. It's not like I ever should be allowed anywhere near oversight around a bargaining unit or its establishment, but the training and practice at constant adhd-friendly quantities of procedures is great for my hobby of doing the same thing, but without any legal protection. It's not got the party atmosphere of labour circa 2017 but union work is where the action is at the moment, and even if the stakes werent the same until now, every now and then I get to sit in a zoom call and talk a bit, nice and calm, and watch some absolutely bellend I've heard about all week eat poo poo. If this sounds up your alley, please join a union.

yeah after the "an app is a workplace if its the only location to increase income" precedent was repeated against Uber last year it's open season - there's absolutely no grounds to argue app-based employment means anything other than "we hired a worker" with all that entails, including minimum wage topup. I have a few family and friends who moved into cab work the last few years but the only people that showed any interest were the older blokes coming up on retirement who have nothing to lose

Fortunately if I die, the idea that my corpse will be a burden to everyone around me is part of the appeal.

Though the band 3 dental does sound alright lol. I have had to pay that before and probably will need to pay it again sometime in the next year or so.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 08:52 on Jul 28, 2022

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon
The US is getting their own Change UK lmao

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jul/27/forward-republicans-democrats-new-third-political-party

quote:

Dozens of former Republican and Democratic officials will announce a new national political third party to appeal to millions of voters they say are dismayed with what they see as America’s dysfunctional two-party system.

The new party, called Forward, will initially be co-chaired by former Democratic presidential candidate Andrew Yang and Christine Todd Whitman, the former Republican governor of New Jersey.

(...)

The party, which is centrist, has no specific policies yet. It will say at its Thursday launch: “How will we solve the big issues facing America? Not Left. Not Right. Forward.”

1965917
Oct 4, 2005


Phfffffffhahahahaha!

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

OwlFancier posted:

Yeah I think that was what I was looking at, the part time one, about £100 a year. Just couldn't really think of many practical situations that they could help me in, feels like spending £100 a year on lottery tickets kinda. Like a bad lottery where you only win if something horrible happens to you.

E: insurance, the thing I am describing is insurance.

I do like the idea of the "leverage department" lmao, I hope it is staffed by large men chewing toothpicks carrying folders full of compromising photographs.

I'm in Unite Community and pay £2.38 per month.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

What in the flying gently caress is "centrist" in the US? They're all loving turbolibs economically except one of them takes social policy cues from ISIS. How the gently caress do you find a center ground?

Also when the gently caress was yang presidential candidate? He lost the primaries.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

OwlFancier posted:

What in the flying gently caress is "centrist" in the US? They're all loving turbolibs economically except one of them takes social policy cues from ISIS. How the gently caress do you find a center ground?

Also when the gently caress was yang presidential candidate? He lost the primaries.

In America they have this big thing about referring to people by the highest office they've held and somehow losing a primary is now an office.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Yeah but it's wrong, he isn't a former presidential candidate, former presidential candidate would be hilary clinton, andew yang is former presidential candidacy shortlister, which is worth less than "hugo award nominated"

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

What in the flying gently caress is "centrist" in the US? They're all loving turbolibs economically except one of them takes social policy cues from ISIS. How the gently caress do you find a center ground?
You keep calling everyone else divisive and ideological and both sides bad.

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