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Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/bmu7VGI.mp4

I'm too sexy for hard hat
too sexy for hard hat
what do you think about that?

# ? Jul 28, 2022 20:13

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# ? May 31, 2024 22:27

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/sqXJd9d.mp4

don't jump in, don't jump in, don't jump in

# ? Jul 28, 2022 20:13

Arivia: Mar 17, 2011

haveblue posted:

Let us know what the gender is!

Mortmarin.

# ? Jul 28, 2022 20:20

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/sqXJd9d.mp4

This is 100% the same as when I grind dry bread into bread crumbs and one of the pieces is too big. Just jab it with a knife, you're fine.

# ? Jul 28, 2022 21:05

-Zydeco-: Nov 12, 2007

A new (old) member of the comically dangerous log splitting machines, a 1930s Scandinavian homemade shing cutter run by a 1913 1hp diesel donkey engine.

10:40 if the embed doesn't work. Cutting starts at 13:55.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuxBhp48HTU&t=642s

E: Also this thing on the channel which looks like its custom made to buck it's rider into the space between the tracks and engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQQ4rb6e9_E

-Zydeco- fucked around with this message at 21:45 on Jul 28, 2022

# ? Jul 28, 2022 21:34

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

Icon Of Sin posted:

Corpse-gas from a bloated marine mammal is one of the worst things I�ve ever smelled. Its not quite as bad as dead/bloated/popped sea turtle, but let�s be real: that�s a class all it�s own 🤢

Agreed. I visited a whaling yard in Iceland as a kid and I can still vividly recall the smell 30 years later.

# ? Jul 28, 2022 21:46

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

that explains why the vikings were so upset all the time

# ? Jul 28, 2022 21:50

The Wiggly Wizard: Aug 21, 2008

TotalLossBrain posted:

*Gets killed by the 200mph fasthhoof chucked at them by the 'splosion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-bJ6ibHfnI

e: no injuries in this video despite the water mark

# ? Jul 28, 2022 22:02

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

The Wiggly Wizard posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-bJ6ibHfnI

e: no injuries in this video despite the water mark

Lol, somehow I knew which one that was gonna be even before it loaded

# ? Jul 28, 2022 22:09

Ror: Oct 21, 2010; 😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟

-Zydeco- posted:

10:40 if the embed doesn't work. Cutting starts at 13:55.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuxBhp48HTU&t=642s

It's like someone worked in a kitchen and decided that an ordinary mandoline wasn't large or powerful enough to quench how bloodthirsty they are.

# ? Jul 29, 2022 00:01

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/xAx0p7H.mp4

# ? Jul 29, 2022 00:22

Ror: Oct 21, 2010; 😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟

https://twitter.com/dtapscott/status/1552425293175988224

# ? Jul 29, 2022 00:29

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/xAx0p7H.mp4

https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-19-2017/yJzvTD.mp4

# ? Jul 29, 2022 00:30

Kenning: Jan 11, 2009; I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.

Ror posted:

https://twitter.com/dtapscott/status/1552425293175988224

Direct action gets the goods.

# ? Jul 29, 2022 02:59

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

My boss has a place up in "Muskoka", I should ask him next week when I see him.

Also if I was on the construction fashion runway, i'd be shaking my balls around and grabbing my dick and poo poo.

# ? Jul 29, 2022 03:07

Atticus_1354: Dec 10, 2006; barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark

# ? Jul 29, 2022 03:19

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

# ? Jul 29, 2022 03:27

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Look again at the bottom picture, it was more like this:

It snapped at the top, where the tube meets the vertical. Well, close to it.

# ? Jul 29, 2022 03:34

Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

TotalLossBrain posted:

The ol' shin smasher.

# ? Jul 29, 2022 03:35

Jet Jaguar: Feb 12, 2006; Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.

TotalLossBrain posted:

This feels like the prelude to watching a trailer disconnect and just freewheel down the highway at 65mph

# ? Jul 29, 2022 03:50

SimonSays: Aug 4, 2006; Simon is the monkey's name

TotalLossBrain posted:

Love my long ball ball ball ball ball hitch.

# ? Jul 29, 2022 04:00

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TotalLossBrain posted:

I have one of those extenders/steps in my scrap pile that I took off my dad's dodge thankfully he never towed very often. I've since gotten a better hitch setup and a modern tow controller to make it all a little less sketchy.

# ? Jul 29, 2022 04:20

Zakrello: Feb 17, 2015; missile imbound

[NSFL] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDE2wt3b5tU [/NSFL]
Final Destination level BS, huge LCD monitor dropped on a live performance stage, and a direct hit.

while no visual bloody stuff, the #1 victim is now in coma and paralyzed with brain damage. watch at your own risk
there are more videos with closer look but I am not posting that one. if you wanted to go google it yourself

Zakrello fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Jul 29, 2022

# ? Jul 29, 2022 05:25

SAY YOHO: Oct 5, 2021

TotalLossBrain posted:

This means you're just hoping a u-bolt is gonna hold what you're towing??

# ? Jul 29, 2022 06:02

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/sqXJd9d.mp4

I wish to learn more about the rock chomper

# ? Jul 29, 2022 06:21

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

My boss has a place up in "Muskoka", I should ask him next week when I see him.

Muskoka isn't a large place but it's ground zero for rich boomer cottage owners. Just... everyone with too much money and too little taste, gets a cottage in Muskoka, and a loving... wakeboarding boat or something. The towns are full of the shittiest people, both townies and monied cityfolk cottagers. I feel like I've seen this marina place right off the highway, but it could be just another identical cheap building housing offices for a bass boat retailer or something. I hope this guy's excavator tantrum cancelled some boat/dock/inflatable bullshit purchases.

# ? Jul 29, 2022 06:23

Icon Of Sin: Dec 26, 2008

SimonSays posted:

Love my long ball ball ball ball ball hitch.

It probably belongs to LOOOONG LONG MAN!

https://youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY

# ? Jul 29, 2022 09:28

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

Zakrello posted:

[NSFL] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDE2wt3b5tU [/NSFL]
Final Destination level BS, huge LCD monitor dropped on a live performance stage, and a direct hit.

while no visual bloody stuff, the #1 victim is now in coma and paralyzed with brain damage. watch at your own risk
there are more videos with closer look but I am not posting that one. if you wanted to go google it yourself

Literally the band B12 from that episode of American Dad

# ? Jul 29, 2022 12:25

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Uthor posted:

This is 100% the same as when I grind dry bread into bread crumbs and one of the pieces is too big. Just jab it with a knife, you're fine.

I was reading OSHA accident reports and decided out of curiosity to check woodchippers. There's a lot of deaths where someone sees the chipper is jammed and they just start kicking the blades to get them running again. There was also one where a guy took off a section of the metal guard and used it to whack them, and when they restarted they kicked the sheet metal back at his face.

# ? Jul 29, 2022 12:27

Babe Magnet: Jun 2, 2008

Scratch Monkey posted:

Literally the band B12 from that episode of American Dad

B11 now

# ? Jul 29, 2022 12:42

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

Babe Magnet posted:

B11 now

Yeah but now they can work on a Wheels and the Leg Man spinoff group.

# ? Jul 29, 2022 14:21

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

# ? Jul 29, 2022 14:22

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

quote:

I used to work in an office in the US Midwest that shared a campus with a factory. The bathrooms in the office were "factory style"; very large with many stalls, urinals, and an attached locker room.

One day, a while after lunch, I went into the men's room for my afternoon constitutional. Moments after I was seated, the tornado alarm went off. Within seconds, the men's room was filled with every person in my office, as the men's room was the designated tornado shelter.

I sat, paralyzed, for a few minutes; sweat on my brow, my pants around my ankles, a torpedo loaded in the tube, and suddenly surrounded by a few hundred coworkers. I realized that no one knew who was in the assorted stalls.

With that realization, I unleashed a monster poo poo. The kind that stinks up entire houses. I could hear my colleagues around me, groaning and gasping in disgust. Some of them sounded like they were choking back vomit. One of them called out for Jesus. I knew they were packed in shoulder-to-shoulder, but I had plenty of room to myself.

When I finished, I didn't flush, knowing it would give me away as the source. I let them all stew in my stink for what seemed like forever. People coughed, gasped and swore.

Finally, the all clear was sounded, and everyone flooded out into the halls. I waited just a moment, flushed, and when I exited the stall, the bathroom was empty. I washed my hands and returned to work as if nothing had happened.

The next day, the consensus amongst the team on the floor was that a coworker, Daryl, was the likely culprit of the stinkening. I kept my mouth shut, and years later, when Daryl retired, people were still talking about the time he took a poo poo during a tornado and made us all smell it.

Daryl was a lazy piece of poo poo. I regret nothing, and I'd do it again, given the chance.