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Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/BasilCabana/status/1552771355736686592?s=20&t=7Jv8Qx5t1vwSbaMWinG9gw

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Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/Wrestling80s90s/status/1552775401545646081?t=XzjSbybPgmYRW3xUBv3K8g&s=19

Bret was supposed to be the bad guy here I think but after the ref bump he doesn't cheat and he checks on the ref. I thought he was going to go for another stomp but instead he does a dropping headbutt to the abdomin. then hbk interferes and the patriot rolls him up and holds onto the tights

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Shard posted:

https://twitter.com/Wrestling80s90s/status/1552775401545646081?t=XzjSbybPgmYRW3xUBv3K8g&s=19

Bret was supposed to be the bad guy here I think but after the ref bump he doesn't cheat and he checks on the ref. I thought he was going to go for another stomp but instead he does a dropping headbutt to the abdomin. then hbk interferes and the patriot rolls him up and holds onto the tights

This was the first thing I ever saw on Raw and the Patriot seemed so lame I went right back to watching Nitro.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

1996-97 Bret Hart is just something you look at very differently in 2022.
Once you realize that Bret didn't turn heel, the crowd did.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Wooings are real!!!

https://twitter.com/PWInsidercom/status/1552825490947416064

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

King Bahamut posted:

I went to an ROH show in Boston around 06 or so and the gentleman in the first row in front of me was so large A. a foot of asscrack was staring at me all night and B. A guardrail bump slammed into his knees and the chair exploded underneath him

So I can see it

ROH Dragon’s Reign in 2013 in Belle Vernon, PA. Venue had steel chairs on the floor. The guy behind me was at least 500 pounds. During the match right before intermission, I feel this tug at the back of my chair then hear a thud. The fat guy is laying on the ground and the chair is still standing but the metal seat is folded down at a 90 degree angle because all of his weight was toward the front of it due to his back fat.

This was the same show where Joe Koff came up and asked us if we were enjoying the show while rubbing my dad’s shoulder for an uncomfortably long amount of time.

Also where streamer guy threatened to kill his mom if she let anyone cut in the entry line while he went to use the bathroom.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



How do you eat virtual wings? are these nfts?

Unperson_47 fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Jul 29, 2022

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Unperson_47 posted:

How do you eat virtual wings? are these nfts?



The wings are real the restaurant is cyber.

It's like when dude was eating steak in the matrix

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Other than the main event the card for Flair’s last match actually looks pretty good

https://twitter.com/HeyHeyItsConrad/status/1552850926993555457

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

Unperson_47 posted:

How do you eat virtual wings? are these nfts?



It's one of them things that's popped up recently where like DoorDash/GrubHub/whatever will have a restaurant you can order from but that restaurant doesn't actually exist, it's a completely different restaurant just making that food and sending it to you in branded packaging.

Apparently early on in the pandemic Chuck E Cheese got caught doing this cause they'd open a bunch of fake pizza restaurants on the apps and people wouldn't know they were getting Chuck E Cheese Pizza til it showed up.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Seams posted:

Other than the main event the card for Flair’s last match actually looks pretty good

https://twitter.com/HeyHeyItsConrad/status/1552850926993555457

Half of the card looks pretty good half of it looks really funny which is all you can ask for.

I would never pay for it, but would pay for each and every one of the Wooings Legendary Flavors.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Drakkel posted:

It's one of them things that's popped up recently where like DoorDash/GrubHub/whatever will have a restaurant you can order from but that restaurant doesn't actually exist, it's a completely different restaurant just making that food and sending it to you in branded packaging.

Apparently early on in the pandemic Chuck E Cheese got caught doing this cause they'd open a bunch of fake pizza restaurants on the apps and people wouldn't know they were getting Chuck E Cheese Pizza til it showed up.

You can look at the restaurant's listed physical location and figure out if it's a true ghost kitchen - just a spot with no front-facing area for customers, only for delivery drivers - or if another restaurant is taking on extra orders under another brand name. Looking at DoorDash right now there's a MrBeast Burger and a place called Chicken Sammy's both operating out of a nearby Red Robin. (For what it's worth, I've read that Wooo! Wings suck, and not just because they're delivery wings which inevitably arrive soggy.)

The funniest thing about the Chuck E. Cheese fake listing thing was that the brand name they went with was Pasqually's, which, if I'm going to order pizza from a place sight unseen? Not the name of a place I'd go with.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

JethroMcB posted:

You can look at the restaurant's listed physical location and figure out if it's a true ghost kitchen - just a spot with no front-facing area for customers, only for delivery drivers - or if another restaurant is taking on extra orders under another brand name. Looking at DoorDash right now there's a MrBeast Burger and a place called Chicken Sammy's both operating out of a nearby Red Robin. (For what it's worth, I've read that Wooo! Wings suck, and not just because they're delivery wings which inevitably arrive soggy.)

The funniest thing about the Chuck E. Cheese fake listing thing was that the brand name they went with was Pasqually's, which, if I'm going to order pizza from a place sight unseen? Not the name of a place I'd go with.

We have literally no info on the quality of Wooings other than a 10 second video where Flair opens the box and slams it shut after getting a glimpse of the World Championship Wings and their legendary flavors.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


MassRafTer posted:

This was the first thing I ever saw on Raw and the Patriot seemed so lame I went right back to watching Nitro.

Every single All Japan guy WWF got in the 90's was either too broken down (Furnas/Lafon, Dr Death) or just had their blandness covered by Kobashi (The Patriot)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Taz near tears talking with the pride he feels for his son and explaining the history of the belt.... then quietly warning HOOK not to wear orange or they'll have a problem.... :lol:

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

MassRafTer posted:

We have literally no info on the quality of Wooings other than a 10 second video where Flair opens the box and slams it shut after getting a glimpse of the World Championship Wings and their legendary flavors.

I hope they have Woo Tangy and Woo Spicy as flavors!

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Jerusalem posted:

Taz near tears talking with the pride he feels for his son and explaining the history of the belt.... then quietly warning HOOK not to wear orange or they'll have a problem.... :lol:

powerful dad energy

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins
That Taz/HOOK video is so wholesome. :3:

DLC Inc posted:

Eddie not having much to say about PAC probably due to him being so private and keeping it to "best athlete in the locker room" is extremely on brand for PAC
I've followed PAC's career since '07 and I've never heard a single person in the business say a remotely disparaging word about him. Every account I've heard is that he's really polite, if a bit quiet, and everyone respects the hell out of his ringwork and ability. It's cool to know that one of the best and most consistent wrestlers in the world is just a really solid dude IRL.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Cavauro posted:

is A1 brown sauce?

A1 is better than brown sauce.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Beepie is the anti-Acclaimed

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
Reposting the links from last month:

Edge & Christian posted:

The Ric Flair wings are from a ghost kitchen/network called Kitchen Data Systems, which are the same people that do Powerbomb Pizza (partnered with PWTees) and DaMandyz Donutz, which is Sonya Deville and Mandy Rose.

All of Powerbomb Pizza's menu items basically look like Domino's specialty pizzas except named after retired wrestlers (plus Eddie Guerrero wings and Gangrel breadsticks). They also have a "Vegan Club" burger 'virtual restaurant' that doesn't seem to even exist virtually, since it links to a website that seems to primarily sell on-demand t-shirts/merch/NFTs featuring unauthorized depictions of celebrity vegans and is nebulously connected to a second unrelated virtual vegan restaurant with Kevn Hart as a spokesperson?



I'm not really sure why they're the "wrestlers get into a new dubious field" company of choice, but KDS seems like a niche of a niche, the company DJ Khaled uses (REEF) at least has actual partners who have real restaurants that are partnering with them to get onto EVERY delivery service even in areas where they don't have a physical restaurant (most prominently Wendy's and Saladworks, but also a bunch of other regional chains).

So the Khaled and Ric Flair wings are probably from different ghost kitchens, but are also probably equally boring and maybe both networks buy the same sauces from a third giant corporation by the vat, which seems pretty likely.

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The funniest thing about the Chuck E. Cheese fake listing thing was that the brand name they went with was Pasqually's, which, if I'm going to order pizza from a place sight unseen? Not the name of a place I'd go with.
Pasqually is actually the guy who makes pizzas for Chuck E Cheese in official animatronic lore going back forty years, so it's barely above a "loser leaves town" level of identity obfuscation.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011


it's sometimes endearing how remarkably dumb BPJ is, they should force him to take those Bryan/Regal training seshes before shows

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Does Finlay know Beepie? And if so how does Beepie fit into the Flip / Ospreay metric?

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Ospreay is more aware of how stupid he is but not to the point that he can stop being stupid most of the time.

Flip is dumb as gently caress, and also in bed with CYN which should tell you everything you need to know.

Beepie is in the middle I think.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

E: wrong thread!

Nerdlord Actual
Apr 14, 2007

Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/WrestlePrestige/status/1552841403557744640

Kidd Bandit for House of Black

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




2022 is Kidd Bandit’s year.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

History Comes Inside! posted:

2022 is Kidd Bandit’s year.

Impossible, it's already Mahiro Kiryu's year

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

so its just Ninja Burger but for real

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

SG Bamboo posted:

Impossible, it's already Mahiro Kiryu's year

but what about the Year of Pom

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the Porn joke has run its course

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



karmicknight posted:

but what about the Year of Pom

Pom gets the shins, Mahiro gets the rest.

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC
I prefer to watch many different wrestlers over the year, variety is the spice of life :)

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
https://twitter.com/lizzyxlucha/status/1552885661967040513

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Where's the lie?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004


Top Guy, Top Tweet

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


SatoshiMiwa posted:

Every single All Japan guy WWF got in the 90's was either too broken down (Furnas/Lafon, Dr Death) or just had their blandness covered by Kobashi (The Patriot)

The patriot was broken down too. If i remember right, his knee was hosed up even before he got to wwf and he got addicted to painkillers

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Bonk posted:

That Taz/HOOK video is so wholesome. :3:

I've followed PAC's career since '07 and I've never heard a single person in the business say a remotely disparaging word about him. Every account I've heard is that he's really polite, if a bit quiet, and everyone respects the hell out of his ringwork and ability. It's cool to know that one of the best and most consistent wrestlers in the world is just a really solid dude IRL.

The most I've ever heard about PAC outside the ring is from the Young Bucks' book where he singlehandedly kept them from being miserable during their first tour of Japan. I also remember him on Colt Cabana's old podcast talking about his self-confidence issues prior to signing with WWE. All told he seems like a good dude.

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Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Their backyard is what mine would look like if I was rich

https://twitter.com/jaybriscoe84/status/1553091163451793409

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