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ElegantFugue
Jun 5, 2012

Hahaha

"Isn't it true that you HATE Alex Jones because you are RACIST against republicans?"
"Oh actually it's literally the reverse, I didn't care until I listened to Alex Jones and he's so terrible he made me realize Republicans suck."

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SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Haha I love this witness

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



I know everything he does blows up in his face but man did this line of questioning blow up in his face

El Fideo
Jun 10, 2016

I trusted a rhino and deserve all that came to me


WOULD YOU SAY THAT GERALD FORD WAS A WHITE SUPREMACIST???

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Hold me BACK HOLD ME BACK

Chimp_On_Stilts
Aug 31, 2004
Holy Hell.
lmao "actually it's just the opposite", followed by a sound explanation of why the defense lawyer is exactly wrong.

I'm no law talkin' guy, but I think this is why there's a long-standing trope that a lawyer should never ask a question they don't know the answer to.

ryde
Sep 9, 2011

God I love young girls
I restored sound just in time to hear the whole "You had an opinion on Alex Jones before this trial", "Uh yes because of my research. Thats why I was brought on." exchange.

Caused me to literally laugh out loud. I'm not sure what the defense expects.

SpaceViking
Sep 2, 2011

Who put the stars in the sky? Coyote will say he did it himself, and it is not a lie.
"Sure you don't like Alex Jones, but do you also not like these other fascist shitheads? Checkmate."

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
I love when a dumb person tries to grill a smart person. She is making Reynal look like a total dumbfuck.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Research is clearly haram.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Getting Joey Rogan and Ben Shapiro in here.

spinst
Jul 14, 2012



this witness rules

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...
This guy talking to an educated woman is REALLY out of his depth.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Honestly it’s probably better that Alex ISNT in this room right now

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
kinda nice that stefan molyneux isn't really an entity anymore

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
"I can't confirm that and I can't understand how that's relevant" lmao

ElegantFugue
Jun 5, 2012

"Isn't it true that poor Alex Jones can't even order an Uber any more?"
"how the gently caress should I know"

ryde
Sep 9, 2011

God I love young girls
This whole line of questioning:

ryde
Sep 9, 2011

God I love young girls

spinst posted:

this witness rules

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Just tuning in and now their discussing clickbait.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
I am screaming horrendous violent things at my screen rn I hate this guy so goddamn much

SpaceViking
Sep 2, 2011

Who put the stars in the sky? Coyote will say he did it himself, and it is not a lie.
Clickbait is when you write a title for your article, and the better the title is the more clickbaity it is.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Xiahou Dun posted:

ONE OF US ONE OF US GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Hahaha holy poo poo "That wouldn't be clickbait, that would be a factual headline"

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

teen witch posted:

I am screaming horrendous violent things at my screen rn I hate this guy so goddamn much

I feel that, but this witness is loving destroying him so keep cheering her on.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




I wonder if this defense lawyer understands he's getting bodied right now.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
This lawyer is straight up every awful guy that has to interrogate women if they really like that band or just wear the shirt

spinst
Jul 14, 2012



lmao

SpaceViking
Sep 2, 2011

Who put the stars in the sky? Coyote will say he did it himself, and it is not a lie.
Bankston flew out of his seat to ask her how big the sample size of that poll was.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
OHHHHH My God

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Nelson Mandingo posted:

I wonder if this defense lawyer understands he's getting bodied right now.

He probably thinks he's winning because the "conversation" is continuing.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
LMAO

"Lawyers who lie deserve to lose"

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



I knew exactly where this was going as soon as I heard the tone in the plaintiff's lawyers voice lol

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



MARK AND BECCA FOR PRESIDENTS FOR LIFE

ryde
Sep 9, 2011

God I love young girls
Stop stop he's already dead!

Chimp_On_Stilts
Aug 31, 2004
Holy Hell.
Oh my god tossing "lawyers who lie should lose" back at the defense and bringing the receipts.

Good lord.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Have you ever heard the phrase lawyers who lie should lose? I guess we both heard it at the same time.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

God drat mark’s guffaws are incredible. Doing an end zone dance on Jones’ grave.

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Did Reynal just gently caress up basic addition?

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spinst
Jul 14, 2012



MR. REYNAL WHAT ARE YOU DOING


lmao

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