I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/pcgamer/status/1552868195748519936

By popular demand posted:

What was wrong with pansexual Sims? That sounds pretty great.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/pcgamer/status/1552868195748519936

Splicer posted:

Previously sims just banged whoever, they put in an update to give your sims a sexual preference and whether they're looking to gently caress marry or kill

By popular demand posted:

What was wrong with pansexual Sims? That sounds pretty great.

Marcade posted:

So did they change it to where players can initiate incest, or is the AI now able to initiate relationships, including incest? Never played The Sims, myself (if I wanted the ability to ruin a life, ah *gestures broadly*)

ultrafilter posted:

No new homes in West London as electricity grid runs out of capacity

ultrafilter posted:

No new homes in West London as electricity grid runs out of capacity

Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:

pretty mild bug compared to some all time greats, like dwarf fortresses' "carp spend all day leveling up swimming so they are all level 100 murder machines who one shot anything that comes near the river"

Platystemon posted:

It’s good, but “wtf how all these cats overdosing on alcohol” was amazing.

bobjr posted:

https://twitter.com/ngjanowitz/status/1552648820072165376?s=20&t=P5B6KwKdA-kKi9IbH81n1g

Whooping Crabs posted:

Whooping Crabs posted:

Whooping Crabs posted:

By popular demand posted:

Quite a drama unfolds, is there still time for a twist ending?

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Are the dogs OK?

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

They attacked multiple people unprovoked, so they aren't really OK.

Platystemon posted:

Major did nothing wrong.

quote:

A woman accused of burglarizing an apartment in Seattle’s First Hill neighborhood was shot and injured after releasing three pit bulls that attacked the building manager and other residents, police said.

Seattle police said they plan to request charging the 37-year-old woman with residential burglary and the 50-year-old apartment manager for reckless endangerment after Friday’s incident.

The manager for Ten Twenty Apartments, a 45-unit building on University Street, said Sunday that he accidentally shot the woman in the collarbone while trying to scare the attacking dogs after a series of escalating events. The Seattle Times does not name people who have not been charged; the manager is not being named because it is unclear whether he has been charged.

He said the problems started when he received a text from a tenant complaining of a woman banging on residents’ doors. He said he approached the woman, who he said was staying in her boyfriend’s apartment while he was away.

Fifteen minutes later, another resident called to say she was attacked by three pit bulls after getting off the elevator. Video footage showed the woman who had been pounding on doors entering the unit next to her boyfriend’s and releasing the dogs whose owner had left his apartment’s front door unlocked while he was away, the manager said.

The manager said he called police, who responded about 10:30 p.m. but left after finding the dogs had been returned to their owner’s apartment. Within minutes, officers returned after hearing reports that a woman had been shot.

In the time that the officers were gone, the dogs escaped, and “the next thing I know, I’m sitting there fighting two pit bulls and I got a gash in my hand. I got this bite down my ribs. I got a bite puncture in my leg,” the manager said.

He said he was able to trap the dogs between the building’s two sets of front doors, but released them to the woman who had initially let the dogs out.

“I’m like, ‘OK, if this dog bites me again, that’s on you,’” the building manager said. “So I let the door go. And of course the dog comes after me again.”

He said the woman took the dogs outside, and as he returned to his apartment to call 911, he heard a scream, grabbed his gun, and ran outside to find a couple holding their dog over their heads while the pit bulls jumped on them.

The manager said he fired three shots, one shot in the air to scare the dogs, and two more when they didn’t stop. One of the bullets struck the woman, so he again called 911, he said.

Police said medics transported the woman to Harborview Medical Center with a gunshot near her collarbone. She told officers there that she had entered the apartment to let the dogs out and had stolen several items, police said.

Police did not take the dogs, and they have been returned to their owner’s apartment, according to the building manager who said he would file a report with animal control on Monday and tell the owner to either get rid of the dogs or be evicted. By Saturday afternoon, the woman who let them out was back in the building and banging on residents’ doors again, the building manager said.

bobjr posted:

https://twitter.com/ngjanowitz/status/1552648820072165376?s=20&t=P5B6KwKdA-kKi9IbH81n1g

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Seriously, when Lizzy finally keels over, you are going to see literally an entire country lose. their. god. drat. mind.

Tiggum posted:

Just one country?

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Yeah Americans are gunna go loving crazy.

Lobok posted:

You're a little late on that one.