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Zil posted:Not sure I believe you. One time I went to Wisconsin with the same friend to visit another NYC exile who lived there. We baked some lovely 10 commandment bread/cracker tablets and I dressed in a bathrobe and lovely devil horns and walked around smashing them on cow statues. It was awesome. Edit: I looked at the pictures and it was Bemidji MN, not Wisconsin.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:could you imagine like you make some mistake driving that you are unaware of and the next you know someone is shooting a gun at you on i-95 So no one has mentioned it yet. The driver being shot at in that clip had a two year old child in the backseat.
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# ? Jul 29, 2022 08:52 |
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CPL593H posted:So no one has mentioned it yet. The driver being shot at in that clip had a two year old child in the backseat. Very cool!
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# ? Jul 29, 2022 10:24 |
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2nd Amendment posted:All my friends are from church or shul (they are cashews) and when we get together we play board games until we gender segregate and the men go outside and shoot guns." 2nd Amendment posted:He had a friend that was close to my size (quite goonly) and I borrowed his tacticool gear and one of my friend's spare ARs. We walked about his little suburb and when we crossed the street he'd stand in front of cars and I'd knock on the driver's window and ask for a donation for "the cause". People would empty their wallets. Some were crying with happiness.
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I. M. Gei posted:Because a bullet moves at the same speed falling down as it did going up. Lol
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# ? Jul 29, 2022 13:21 |
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I. M. Gei posted:anyone who remembers projectile motion from their high school physics class can tell you FALLING BULLETS KILL PEOPLE. Because a bullet moves at the same speed falling down as it did going up. Not quite, but fast enough to still be dangerous, sure.
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# ? Jul 29, 2022 13:45 |
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I get the reasoning behind discouraging warning shots and non center-mass, i.e. if it's not a lethal threat, don't loving shoot. Buuut in reality it seems that people just get executed instead. Like with tazers, they're supposed to use it instead of guns, but ends up being used instead of tackling unarmed suspects. OTOH, in many European countries, cops are allowed both warning and less-lethal shots, and end up murdering way fewer people.
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# ? Jul 29, 2022 13:50 |
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2nd Amendment posted:I feel like people are more generous when you open carry. I visited a buddy of mine who transfered to Apple Austin during the Covid shutdown because I wanted to live normally. In his words, "Austin is the most liberal place in Texas but it is still Texas. All my friends are from church or shul (they are cashews) and when we get together we play board games until we gender segregate and the men go outside and shoot guns." whats a cashew?
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# ? Jul 29, 2022 13:52 |
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:whats a cashew? A type of nut.
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# ? Jul 29, 2022 15:01 |
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mobby_6kl posted:Very cool! it’s a christmas miracle
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# ? Jul 29, 2022 15:02 |
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:whats a cashew? Nothing, What's a Cashew with you?
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# ? Jul 29, 2022 16:15 |
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I also want to know what the gently caress is a cashew.Tenkaris posted:Not quite, but fast enough to still be dangerous, sure. Okay yeah it's not literally the same speed, but it's close enough to still hurt someone or cause property damage.
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# ? Jul 29, 2022 17:31 |
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if only there were a site that cataloged slang terms https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cashew
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# ? Jul 29, 2022 17:37 |
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the source for this story: a toddler
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# ? Jul 29, 2022 17:58 |
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butt dickus posted:if only there were a site that cataloged slang terms No, I want 2nd Amendment to tell us what it means. I want 2nd Amendment to feel bad and sorry for expecting us all to magically know what a "cashew" is. EDIT: And for possibly robbing people in their cars at gunpoint. Seriously I can't be the only one here who is weirded out by that part of the story. I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Jul 29, 2022 |
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Will somebody please explain what a cashew is already? I can't take the waiting.
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# ? Jul 29, 2022 18:08 |
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that 2nd amendment post reads like a GPT-3 product
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# ? Jul 29, 2022 18:11 |
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2nd Amendment posted:I feel like people are more generous when you open carry. I visited a buddy of mine who transfered to Apple Austin during the Covid shutdown because I wanted to live normally. In his words, "Austin is the most liberal place in Texas but it is still Texas. All my friends are from church or shul (they are cashews) and when we get together we play board games until we gender segregate and the men go outside and shoot guns." "Cashew" is someone who is half jewish and half catholic, technically I am even one of such As a cashew from Texas, I just want people to know, whatever we are it is not this, this is a caricature
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# ? Jul 29, 2022 18:51 |
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I love how everyone's response to that was just "wtf is a cashew?"
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# ? Jul 29, 2022 19:16 |
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gesundheit
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# ? Jul 29, 2022 19:18 |
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Cashew deez nuts
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# ? Jul 29, 2022 19:42 |
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Vitamin Me posted:Cashew deez nuts lol got 'em
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# ? Jul 29, 2022 20:17 |
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2nd Amendment is an odd gimmick account. I guess that means I've been trolled
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# ? Jul 29, 2022 20:20 |
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Vitamin Me posted:Cashew deez nuts Mods, can we change the thread name to USA! USA! Cashew Deez Nuts Please?
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# ? Jul 29, 2022 20:23 |
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The Bananana posted:Mods, can we change the thread name to seconded
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# ? Jul 29, 2022 20:24 |
https://twitter.com/shabanianaram/status/1553096595641536512?s=21&t=4x43b-JTOK4lwbPYz4j3ag
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I. M. Gei posted:Yeah, "warning shots" == "stray bullets" and that poo poo hurts bystanders. Note that this includes firing a gun straight up in the air, because anyone who remembers projectile motion from their high school physics class can tell you FALLING BULLETS KILL PEOPLE. Because a bullet moves at the same speed falling down as it did going up. This isn't true
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# ? Jul 30, 2022 13:52 |
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Falling bullets definitely kill people. Terminal velocity is plenty fast to kill someone, especially since they’re getting hit in the brain or neck most of the time: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebratory_gunfire#Falling-bullet_injuries
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# ? Jul 30, 2022 13:55 |
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No. 6 posted:This isn't true This definitely true. It's happened a few times in my city. Always during the fourth of July or other periods when people like to fire their guns straight up in the air.
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# ? Jul 30, 2022 14:07 |
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Unlike bullets shot directly into people
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# ? Jul 30, 2022 14:07 |
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So, guns are actually bad? Got it.
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# ? Jul 30, 2022 14:13 |
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USA education so bad that they get defensive instead of realizing someone is criticizing their misunderstanding of physics and gravity.
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# ? Jul 30, 2022 14:16 |
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wilfredmerriweathr posted:This definitely true. It's happened a few times in my city. Always during the fourth of July or other periods when people like to fire their guns straight up in the air. They can still kill, but they do not maintain the same velocity they started with due to gravity, air pressure, drag, etc. Unless they are fired in space, I guess.
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# ? Jul 30, 2022 14:21 |
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It doesn't matter because they can still injure or kill. Terminal velocity really hurts when a sharp thing hits you. Also confirming that in every ccw class in the land they absolutely teach you that dead men can't sue. I've heard multiple cops teaching multiple classes explain why you should for sure kill the person so that they don't tell stories or sue you.
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# ? Jul 30, 2022 14:42 |
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Remember that lady in Florida that fired a warning shot because her abusive husband was threatening her, then got thrown in jail for years for it. It would've been better for her to just blast him and claim self defense or castle doctrine or whatever
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# ? Jul 30, 2022 14:46 |
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quote:It is culturally accepted in parts of the Balkans,[1] Russia, the Middle East, Afghanistan, Pakistan, India, Guatemala, Ethiopia, and Mexico, even where illegal. lmfao and the us list still the longest. whats the twitter that reports US news like it's a 3rd world country
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# ? Jul 30, 2022 14:59 |
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WHY BONER NOW posted:Remember that lady in Florida that fired a warning shot because her abusive husband was threatening her, then got thrown in jail for years for it. It would've been better for her to just blast him and claim self defense or castle doctrine or whatever Tell that to all the abused women currently in prison for the crime of being abused juuuuust a little too much
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WHY BONER NOW posted:Remember that lady in Florida that fired a warning shot because her abusive husband was threatening her, then got thrown in jail for years for it. It would've been better for her to just blast him and claim self defense or castle doctrine or whatever I think castle doctrine only works if the person getting shot doesn't live there. So probably not in most domestic abuse situations.
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EDIT: Never mind.
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They tried to put me on a jury for a trial against someone who accidentally shot someone else with celebratory gunfire, but I was nullified when I expressed dislike of the cops for them not bothering to arrest for the guy who shot my uncle to death for years.
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