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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Wait is he running for Hawley's seat I don't know

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Mustached Demon posted:

Wait is he running for Hawley's seat I don't know

roy blunt is retiring

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

I will die for them

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

weird, that's the same output I got for "goons itt"

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

Lots of ratm content lately.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

AxGrap posted:

I will die for them

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://i.imgur.com/5yKzj3w.mp4

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Sherbert Hoover posted:

weird, that's the same output I got for "goons itt"

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

I know who this is but I don't want to google and it will be bothering me. And don't say "Rage against the Machine".
E: Fripp. I remembered. Please don't blow up my PMs thx!

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

whoa holy poo poo that's cool!

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

quote:

A pigeon who turned up thousands of miles away in the US after getting lost racing to Tyneside is back in the UK.

Bob was found in Alabama having somehow crossed the Atlantic Ocean after setting off from Guernsey in the Channel Islands.

Animal shelter staff identified him by his leg ring and were able to contact owner Alan Todd, from Gateshead, who jetted to the US to bring him back from that hellhole.

His life as a racer, though, is at an end.

Instead, Mr Todd jokes, the bird will have "an enjoyable life of eating, drinking and sex, as he'll be a breeder now".

Wish I was that bird.

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
Lol

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Greg Legg posted:

whoa holy poo poo that's cool!

Yeah and also look up to see what happens with the beads

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/fastworkers6/status/1553301279929032705

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1553464087954309123

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

https://twitter.com/ScottPresler/status/1553477353027866625

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Lol

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/jewbyboobie/status/1553010081419399171

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

what… what am I seeing? who is the audience? why?

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





ende

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/Reijilsoi/status/1553222947111837697

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

am I horny for industry now? why would you do this to me?

no, this is horny for the power of labor.

the only good horny.*

*bonk

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Red Baron posted:

am I horny for industry now? why would you do this to me?

no, this is horny for the power of labor.

the only good horny.*

*bonk

Was it the making GBS threads molten glass that got you? Same.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Asproigerosis posted:

Terrible choice for a boat cat, no polydactyly

2/10

the polydactal bengal mut i foster is such a riot.. he totally knows how to use his little cat thumbs to pick things up and manipulate them and is smart af and plays as hard as a pitbull so goes hard till he's panting. he looks a little like this boat cat especially the demeanor he'd probably love boat life but i'm not big or beautiful enough to be a boater :(

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Bethamphetamine posted:

Wish I was that bird.

same

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

https://twitter.com/_danbe/status/1553192887743123461

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

midwest thing. I was confused as gently caress when I first moved here and somebody asked me to borrow them $20

Never heard anyone in Pittsburgh say that, we loan poo poo to each other like normal northeasterners

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017




I loving hate living with my parents

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Boy I love this gif

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017






hs

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

AxGrap posted:

Was it the making GBS threads molten glass that got you? Same.

the many grasping hands holding onto the hot throats of each bottle until just the the right moment to release

then doing it all over again, in synchronized motion with several friends

I don’t know what booster pack of kinks I just opened but… do I like limited formats now? I’m too poor for that.

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





im watching that tonight

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Impkins Patootie posted:

im watching that tonight

my dad really liked that movie

he was also a mental case who would drive up into the hills at night and wait for the aliens to contact him

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eunqX48tbGY

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Thoatse posted:

the polydactal bengal mut i foster is such a riot.. he totally knows how to use his little cat thumbs to pick things up and manipulate them and is smart af and plays as hard as a pitbull so goes hard till he's panting. he looks a little like this boat cat especially the demeanor he'd probably love boat life but i'm not big or beautiful enough to be a boater :(

Yeah I would so love to get a bengal

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

now you continue the tradition but via biking.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Lpzie posted:

now you continue the tradition but via biking.

I know that aliens aren't real and we're alone in this godforsaken universe, unlike my dad

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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

*standing at the top of the hill, legs fully secured to the pavement, awaiting the UFO traction beam to make me taller*

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