EorayMel posted:

More shitposting.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Reaper Man was my first Pratchett book and will always have a special place in my heart.

Captain Log posted:

Y'all, I'm here to both protect and consume the church biscuit potluck.

AKZ posted:

David the gnome on too much facebook

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

free this guy

e: pitiful snype. I'm too lazy to figure out how to quote that dude but I'm referring to the guy saying his dick is too fat and needs to lose weight

Baron von Eevl posted:

Apparently they were a Dare rereg, the creepy stalker who bought dozens (hundreds?) of accounts and may or may not have been convicted of rape.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2565

Hyperlynx posted:

Hang on... Does this mean that if goblins were covered head to toe in fur, they'd look adorable?

Has anyone ever illustrated that?

The Bloop posted:

Honky Dong Country posted:

dont look at me bro its your thread lmao

Sapozhnik posted:

Sorry didn't mean to interrupt your nerd poo poo with my nerd poo poo

Mr. Sunshine posted:

No no, that quote was good. Git was thought up by the kind of nerd who thinks alt+ctrl+backslash+f9 or whatever the gently caress emacs uses is a perfectly reasonable command to exit a text editor.
Yeah for sure let's call the process for merging new code into a branch "a pull request". Goddamn.

OH WORD SON posted:

besides the fact your logic doesn't make any loving sense- I do not fantasize about loving ugly girls.

That girl is a pig-faced fatty with a lazy eye. If you find her attractive, then your standards must be about sewage system level.

Which means you're probably uglier than her.

Ugh. Just imagining how ugly you must be to find her attractive is making me nauseous.

goonsire.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

EorayMel posted:

How pathetic do you have to be to start a fight about overweight amateur pornstars? As pathetic as you are, I guess.

Alan Smithee posted:

Your honor that is a goldbelly fringed flag

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/GianmarcoSoresi/status/1554524277013200896

christmas boots posted:

You would be the one to break this story

ultrafilter posted:

christmas boots posted:

You would be the one to break this story, Kelsi

Dr. VooDoo posted:

I wanna meet the literal supervillain minion level of engineers who were told by the cia to make a predator drone payload have less area of effect and designed a system to “Will it Blend?” a loving human being

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

the overstuffed walrus they have there is wonderful

Inceltown posted:

That is a potato with raisin eyes and fake tusks

Splicer posted:

I'd like to see a potato with raisin eyes and real tusks.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Turn off your monitor

ultrafilter posted:

PYF Tweets:

Outrail posted:

The monitor will never ever get old

ultrafilter posted:

PYF Tweets:

flavor.flv posted:

Speak for yourself, every time I turn mine off the image gets older and uglier and gayer

flavor.flv posted:

Speak for yourself, every time I turn mine off the image gets older and uglier and gayer

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

The Image of Dorian Gay.

...may as well be the original

ultrafilter posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Derail Valley > Funny Forum Quotes: The Portrait of Dorky and Gay

NotJustANumber99 posted:

also separately what the gently caress have i been left with here? from a brickie that is now refusing to come back...

Jaded Burnout posted:

Ah, I know this one. It's a wall.

NotJustANumber99 posted:

no, its a fiasco

Jaded Burnout posted:

Paint it and it'll be a fresco

Mario posted:

`Nemesis posted:

Milo and POTUS posted:

Country girls made doo

Baron von Eevl posted:

Don't sign your posts.

Wait, poo poo

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/LibraryOfAViki1/status/1554911747538124801?s=20&t=ZmhDoE2ty9AZqfi8CuEfBQ

zoux posted:

"Put your hand in the box"

bertolt rekt posted:

I think that’s the wrong place to look

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

christ alive

Unkempt posted:

Um.

It's 'picture'. 'The Picture of Dorian Gray'.

_Sorry

Vox Nihili posted:

Yes the name is grotesque but asking them to track down something in England not associated with pedophiles is a bit extreme, who has that kind of time

Platystemon posted:

It’s been like twenty minutes since I had a bite to eat.

When you think about it, I am in the very early stages of death by starvation.

Captain Hygiene posted:

Ok who gave my cat an account